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# For Mr Sunshine Elephant

weeeeeee!
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hahahah
woohoo
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Hallo
may I ask y r u sad
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# sad sad sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# He's sad because people can't be bothered to use proper words anymore
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# damn just discovered i'm not new to paintmashing, i did this yonks ago
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# i like it when people mish mosh mash
it helps then understand the huge differences between shopping and mashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# awhonowwhatnow?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# reminds me of weebl and bob some how
probably just the colours
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# my guess is its from a looooooooooooooooong time ago
since i'm on a computer i havn't really used in about a year and i only signed up 10 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i wasn't sure he looked cheerful enough


so now he does a little jig
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# yay!
he still works multi coloured!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i reckon
he's made of lego
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Mr Boombastic
he's elephantastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Is there anything
he can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Once a year, rescuers meet to exchange gifts
bear: I hope it's bamboo again!; fish: I hope it's flakes again!

#12, #11, #10, #9, #8, #7, #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, #1
bear
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hoooooooooooooooooooray yay yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Awwwww
Touching.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Hurrah!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# yay...we're all safe!
hope Sinister Cat didn't hear that :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Hurrah for the return of mountain rescue fish.
He and his ilk were sorely missed while you were otherwise engaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# thank you!
i'm sure he'll be very pleased when i pass that on. I am currently trying to wake up the part of my brain where he and his ilk live.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
innit
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# do you know
i'd not seen the conclusion of the mountain rescue fish saga til now? it's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# oh no
i obviously have. i've got a bit of a fishy memory myself, you know. it's great. it means i can enjoy the same things over and over and not get bored!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# ha haa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Schplendid!
Although i'm sure something new would be appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
#
cutting!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# That's grand
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Mental !
oh yes, you must be !

WOO

:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] well.........
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# errrr...
yeeeeeeeeees
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Threadjack
can someone tell me the font that western (film-type) is written...or one that is very similar in Photoshop 7?
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# there's no point posting any more entries
if this doesn't win there's a great case of injustice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# why so sad?
Mr. Phant?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# He thinks shoulder pads are cool
How sad is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# one day
the 80s will return

Jan 1st 2080 hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# 12

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I'll inform the producers at Panorama
I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'm bored
I made this for all the people who want to be anti Bush I seem to know cos I haven't done anything in ages

(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# there were anti bush protestors in manchester again yesterday
on market street
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# and apparently there were a few on
canal street.........

kill me again
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# teehee
canal street
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i post this a while back
at an odd hour and just stumbled across it again so thought i would save a thread and repost it here:
at Plomien's request, 200k .bmp clickified
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# argh that's a bitmap
bitmaps are awefully large for what they are a gif or png would be far more suitable
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# sorry its a bitmap
i am in work and only have paintbrush
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Make it a linky then.
You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i would
but i am in work and can only access the boards through thewoo.com which means no edit or reply or delete options
if a mod wishes to make it clicky they may do so
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# ahhhh.
Try
An alternate b3ta address....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# 200K!!!!
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo
the bmp of death
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Done before?
(tom_artosorse, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Black crapper rapper
Yo yo yo!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# tis a bit crap but i'm new to paint mashing


if it helps with the cheer up sunshine elphant appeal then so be it, else its just a happy happy animal

edit: oops looks like it has a touch of eczma
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# woo!
elephants yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Just keep those donations coming in...
Edit: I have to go to work now. Bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# bye bye
person
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Steve, 26
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# sam 19
ta ra
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Boing.
*clicks close box*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# wayyhay
phanttastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Elephantastic
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies in advance...
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahahah
*snort* *looks around to see if anyone heard*
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I did.
I wasn't listening for it or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Haha
Jet horse
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# ouch
poor horsey will need soem sudocream after that...
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# feeding horses vindaloo is dangerous!*
*100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# i bet he had chilli beans
around the campfire last night
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Fly jet horse fly
into my dreams from your world of discrimination
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Is it just me are are Microsoft making their products a little bit too simple?
(bc78, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# mircosoft thighrot
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# does anyone have a copy of MS bob
i want one
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# "Can we fix it?"
Not without reinitialising the hard disk, we can't.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i want an xp, redhat, bob triple boot
dunno why it would amuse me so much but it would
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I'm just suprised
it didn't suceed
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I found a demo version on an old magazine cd
it was pish
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Like every other M$ OS
/cutting generalisation
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# hah
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# God Bless
Bill Gates.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# test
(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# yay
that's a really nice dinosaur, i hope he'll have many adventures
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Question 1
If god is inifinite and the universe is also infinite, would you like a slice of toast?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# yes
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I would.
(Astatine, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# white bread
or brown?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# and which side will be buttered?
cos i hate it when people butter the
wrong side!
(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# 16 000 450 AGAINST ONE AND FALLING
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Hitchhikers?
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# red dwarf
i think
(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# stolen from hitchhikers, no?
i remember a voice saying that on red dwarf once, or was it the hithchikers tv thing, i can't actually remember watching much of that though
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# twas hitch hikers
the improbability level falling, as after Dent legs floated off into the sunset I do believe.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# aye, i know,
but i think the same words (or to the same effect) were used in a red dwarf episode once?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# oh right so...
you might be on to something there...
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Holly's life expectancy.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# it's an improbability thingy
from the Heart of Gold in Hitchhikers which predates Red Dwarf by a number of years
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Hitchhikers..
Or does my mind fail me in my old age.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# the two are
not mutually exclusive
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# its from the improbability drive
on the ship in hitchhikers guide to galaxy
(Cockfosters!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# oh sorry
I was talking about the toast quote.
(matthewcr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# the toast thing is from red dwarf (it's what talkie toaster said),
while the second number thing is from hitchhikers, when Arthur and Ford first get on the heart of gold.
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# With a username like that, I wonder what your surname is?
Coz it might be close to my own.

Edit: I don't think I'll ever find out
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Hitchhikers yay
Marvin the paranoid android in the car park for two billion years "Parking cars, what else would you do in a car park?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Hmmm...
Isn't that quote when Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect have transported from the Vogon's spaceship and are hurtling through space to get picked up by Zaphod Beeblebrox and (can't remember her name) keeps quoting as above.

And in white hole, it's Holly's IQ that's quoted as being 6,000 or something?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# trillian!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks!
I can die in piece now.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i would..


(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# brain the size of a planet...
and I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side
just to add more confusion ;)
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# The same as...
...6000 P.E teachers.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# a white hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Gong!
That's the right answer.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# woo!
did i pass?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# well hello little man
and what can i do foryou
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Dinosaurs....
...are so useful for getting those annoying stains out of your carpet.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# icles
?
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I love him/her
and wish to carry its children within my body
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Awww, sweet
It looks rather excited about something. Perhaps a brand new cake/cheese it recieved recently?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# that's
fantastic - more more
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# What the butler saw (and heard)
What the butler saw (and heard)

A purely fictional image, any resemblance to anyone or any alleged incident is purely coincidental.

(repost from 2am!)
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Yes.
It was quite amusing then...

Where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# You are in a dark room
your exits are: North and East
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# you get eaten by a grue



edit: i might have just imagined that name
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# PLUGH
!
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Barney McGrue!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# hew barney Mcgrew
cuthbert dibble and grub?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Cap'n Magneto
Mac game from about 1986. Was rather good, a bit like Zelda.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# i was thinking of zork
ithink
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# mmmmm Text Adventures
like the Hitchhikers game and Sheerluck Homes and Dr Witsend
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# theres one built into emacs
isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I think so
they do that kind of thing
those kwrazy *nix kids
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# there's one of bloody everything built into emacs! it's fuggin huge!
/vi kid
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i also prefer vi
emacs confuses my simple mind
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# cmd> stand on head
error! There is no way up.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# do you have a ginger beard?
are you alfred?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# dagenham
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Twisty passages of maze in you are a
all different
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# When I am king you will be first against the wall
In your opinion which is of no consequence at all

And ssssshhhhh!!! Court orders and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# cranegaroo?
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Mmmm.
Rather pleasing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# hes lovely
woo yay houplah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I cannot promise


the text is completely accurate.
(hiccup *cough*, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# bwahahahahahah
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hah
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Fabby
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
best yet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# three woo yays in one day
I think I might faint.
(hiccup *cough*, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# soo
poib!
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# hehe
Woo Yay and all the rest.
(Sadistic Old Git, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# haha
blofeld wakes up with crayon all over his face after that attack!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# i thought it was a pen
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Titters
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Ex
cellent
(My Name Here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hogwash
Charizard will batter Jigglypuff to death. You're better off with Captain Jiggly Donkey Fox.
I am a nerd, and am putting this here where no-one will ever find it! hehehehehee!
w/y/h
(noahlovesnesquick, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i did
harrrrr.
you are a nerd indeed.
(TopGun6061, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# that rocks
like a motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# yay yay yay
Now I shall go and hoover again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# ha
i've just finished all my hoovering
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# i finished mine
yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# yes
but you're an invisible robot ninja, and i would have expected no less
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i cheated too
i used the power of time travel, after i read your message. Just to get one up on you.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# ROCK!
*headbangs*
*feels dizzy*
*sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# haha, yay
that's excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Arf!
Woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# haha!
w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Very
Deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# love it
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# i love that,
and i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Its my birthday!

and I've recovered from my hangover enough to go out to the pub! Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# yaaaay!
which one's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I'm too monged to photoshop
so I posted a picture from the life of Podwince
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# happy birthday, happy birthday
happy birthday, happy birthday
happy birthday, happy birthday

happy, happy birthday in a hot bath
to those nice nice nights
i remember always, always
i got such a fright
seeing them in my dark cupboard
with my great big cake
if they were me
if they were me
and i was you
and i was you
if they were me
if they were me
and i was you
and i was you
if they were me and i was you
would you have liked a present too?

happy birthday, happy birthday

/Altered Images
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hehe thanks
I sang that loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# ...
Cibo Matto
Viva! La Woman (1996)
Birthday Cake

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

Yes, I'm cooking for my son and his wife
It's his 30th birthday
Pour berries into my bowl
Add milk of two months ago
'It's moldy mom, isn't it?'
I don't give a flying fuck though

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

It's food nouveau
It's food nouveau
It's the shape of love
Beat it! Beat it up!
Beat it! Beat it up!

Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG
Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

You were born in the 60's
We made a war with the Vietnamese
We loved LSD, we died easily
Can we just say c'est la vie?
So what! Say what! For your own sake
Do you have a headache or heartbreak?
Are you made or broken by the birthday cake?
You may be slow on the uptake
I pour pot in the birthday cake
So what! Say what! For my own sake
Watch out yo! Here I come yo!
I'm gonna change to a rattlesnake
Turn up the TV! Do you agree?
Yeah, I'm talking turkey Take it from me
I'm gonna show my love for my dove
'But it's moldy, mom, isn't it?'

Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG
Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is very sweet!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# my hangover is still with me
I guess that what happens when you stay up drinking till 4am at the late night bar at the hotel

I tried to avoid mr hangover by getting up early for breakfast but nope he found me

and another thing eating brekfast while still pissed is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Hoorah
for Podwince !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# happy
birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# happy birthday!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Ok
and here's the result

thebearcub is going to have a brother or sister
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# now cheer up you silly phant you!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# It's a good job he ain't ill
he's be a sycophant then. ;O)
congrat on the soon to be extended bear family.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# if you have another boy
you have to treat one really well, buy him gifts, nice clothes good school etc, and the other you just don't love at all, neglect him, make him sleep outside and force him to wear embarassing clothes. give him a name that's rubbish too, like billy willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# oooh!
so is it a bungalow or a flat?
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# woooooop!
I won my bet!

Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# yay!
manstud!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Blimey
You really are Captain Fertile, aren't you?

Edit: Oops, forgot the congrats., how rude of me
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I just have to look at 'em mate
just look at 'em
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# From now on
I shall call you spunkeye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# pfft.
what HAVE you been up to.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# bloody hellfire
some people are just gluttons for punishment! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# yay my favourite bearcub pic
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# *preens*
I am glad you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# wonderful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# congratulations
to The Cub Factory!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# wahey!
you're a MACHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Hur hur.
You had sex.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# best response.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# ever.
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# at least 3 times
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# congratulations!!!
:D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Good arrows, mate
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# yay!
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Well done.
Start saving.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# huzzah
and hooray
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# holy shit!!
you guys be fertile!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# this calls for a bit of cliff
cooooooooooooooooon


grrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

laaaaaaaaations! and celebrations!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Magic darts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# congratulations
i hope :D
nah really all the best i haven't got round to a second yet but then we haven't really been trying just practicing lots :D
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# damn you
freshlegs!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# check my profile...
working now?? Sorry to start the thread thingy but i didnt want to waste someone elses thingy
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# SLEEEEEEEVES
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Colllllllllllllllllars
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# huh??
dont get it
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# You're 21 and you have big boobies!
I hate you. ;o)
ps could you teach me how to play guitar without killing my doggies?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i'm 21, but my boobies are tiny
damn penis
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# mine are
HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# boob fight?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# BOOB FIGHT!!!
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# my moobs will crush your puny
nip hillocks
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# ah but apparently
boobs are as sensitive as nadges, so having bigger ones can lead to very painful car crashes
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# though interesting I fail to see how this will help you defeat my man boob
attack.

Victory is mine.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# ah but if we were to boob duel
like they did ingrease with those head on car chicken games, victory would be mine mwah mwah mwah mwah
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# but we aren't
nor shall we
ever
I win
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# i submit
the boob battle is over, the boob wars have begun
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Mwahahaha
bow down before me
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I really think
that I would be the winner
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I'm not sure you were
invited

you can be the umpire
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# thats not fair
only cos you know you'd loooooooooooooooooooose
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# yes that's why
but as it is my fight I make the rules

you can also provide refreshemnts and occasional commentry - not too much though
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Easy:
load your guitar with blanks. It'll be easier on the furniture too.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I could try to -
But all I can play on the guitar is Auld Lang Syne - which is really handy for about 15 minutes per year....

Yeah I'm 21 with big boobs - but some men have informed me that they prefer smaller ones :( Not a lot I can do about that!!!!!!!!
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Then if you have tiny boobies they're
never interested in you.
Can't win either way.
I hang about with zombies because they are interested in my brains rather than my body. lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Hmmmm yeah
but they aren't as fit as men :D

Men eh..
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# you have nice curtains...
prolly nice tits too..

wanna go for a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# the thing is
starting a new thread knocks someone else's off the bottom of the page.

It's generally considered more polite to hijack an existing thread, although preferably not as the first reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I know it does :(
And I didn't want to but I didn't want to take over the thread about the new baby - hope I can be forgiven!!!
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# nice excuse.
Of course, you posted before that thread actually started.

You would've been hijacking the thread below, but never mind, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
#


There is a thread about the pregnancy test below, too
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# ah, so there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# .
.
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# yeah leave her alone you bully...
or she might never come here again an theres few enuf "ladies" on here never mind ones with large erm.. thingies. (sorry louise)
(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# hehe it's OK
thanks for sticking up for me!!

And I'm still pretty new so I should automatically be let off AND I apologised at the time :)

I liked being called a lady too!!
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# *wonders if he knows about Dr. Phil*
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# why?
what should we know??
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# she's the dude
basically..
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# oops, i'll get my coat..
i just worked it out DUH!

reminds me of gerry ? sadowitz's fav.reponse to hecklers...


(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Well the thread below was about the pregnancy test -
and it;s done now anyway so lets not make Louise cry eh?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# anyway more seriously
what sort of music teacher you becoming? secondary?
primary?
tertiary (somebody kill me, kill me now)
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# hehehehe
secondary (hopefully)

And I'm loving it!! I feel all important right now cos I have things to mark :)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# you're craaaaazy
those kids are monsters, i got one friend becoming a history teacher and one a maths. Rather you than me :)
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Well my housemates are doing primary courses
and they have problems like kids bringing in dog poo and trying to eat it, or crying and wetting themselves - I just have to deal with teenage angst and 'this is soooooo boring'
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# yeah i'm considering primary school :)
at least they don't try and beat you wityh things at primary schools, or insult your mum
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# you' be surprised..
my hosuemate got called a mother f*cking slag by a 6 year old girl :S
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# so true, but bigger boys are harsher, having experienced both, briefly
you can make a bigger difference to primary school kids behaviour, some of the kids at secondary are too far gone already :(
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Well I haven't experienced igger boys yet :D
My first placement is at a girls school so I just have to deal with sicth form boys - who generally are OK cos they want to be at school :)

We'll see how I get along with 14 year old horrid little boys with bumfluff
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# hmmmm boys with flava
what instruments do you specialise in anyway
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# french horn piano and violin
I can teach all brass and strings but sound a bit rubbish on some of them!!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# they do
and more

plus they piss on people and things from time to time
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I would kill you
but I can't be bothered

drowning is relatively easy to do at home apparently
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# But it's impossible to drown yourself
well - unless you used a prop I suppose....

I wouldn't want to drown though - would be like the feeling you get when running up a steep hill in Sheffield and feel like your lungs will explode - or is that just unfit me :)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# apparently you have
lovely hallucinations.

A prop would be required but suicide and tool making are two of the main attractions of being human.

And roast pork.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# so is it working?
No-one has said yes or no yet ?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# ewll its different from what it was earlier
you have added 2 pictures right? not that i'm profile stalking you ...... or anything......
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i tried to put pictures up and it wouldnt work before
are they there now?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# yes
and you have the same bed clothes as my ex girlfriend 100% of not very interesting FACT*

*Fact value later prooven to be far less than the original quote
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# its just my dressing gown
cos I didn't think it was very appropriate when i was nekkid :)

And the dressing gown was an xmas pressie from me mum so no its not very sexy :)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I meant your bed clothes
as in your shet but now I realise I meant your cutains - I'm a bit confused really
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# hehehe
Ok well I'm in halls of residence so they aren't my curtains just the standard ones they use :)

but never mind eh :D

And bed clothes could have meant sheets so if you really had meant that then you would have almost been right anyway ... :S
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# actually it might have been her curtains when she was in halls
I'm not usually that sure about soft furnishings really
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# so really
you were just trying to think of something to say :D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Only in so far as
I recognised the patten

I have little difficulty in banging on aany old rubbish
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# so we've heard
.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# you could have done it up
deary me
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I should have put on a polo neck
so you wouldn't have seen any flesh really then shouldnt I :)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# i have an extreme phobia towards skin
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# oh dear
i really shouldn't put up the naked one then should i :D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# wouldn't argue!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# yes
yes u should

/perv
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# one web cam type picture and one
ball type picture, yup. you need to get your head stuck on a kitten paint style
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I wouldn't know
where to start :)
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# how about here
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# hmmmm...
you could have found a better pic of me hehehe
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# for me this is very good
edit: i seem incapable of using my eyes to read today, temporaily dyslexic
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I watch to much of the shopping channel
(Mr Lawrence, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Sell him tupperware and that orange glo cleaner stuff
he'll never know how he managed without them.
woo pic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Dunno about you
but that Billy Mays bloke scares the shit out of me. Imagine my shock on moving to England only to find him on cable here: dubbed into "english" english.

Too scary.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Hurhur
Made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# the terrible poetric adventures of clyde the cat, #3
when cat woke up
surrounded by pup
he asked, 'what the deuss is going on?'
'no cats allowed'
the chief dog said proud
and so we want you gone

on his way out the street
a mouse he did meet
and was inches away from a meal
but the mouse shouted 'wait!,
i can help you mate.
i know how you feel.'

'many moons have passed,
since we were,' mouse gasped,
'thrown out of this very same road.
but on my genius bask
and wear this dog mask
and speak in puppy code!'



so in his disguise
and speaking lies
clyde woofed and he barked and he howled
and in his new form
he sat on the dog lawn
as anywhere was allowed

but a passing shrew
who happened to knew
'pon conversations with the mouse
the truth about clyde
and how he had lied
and so went to dog house

'the dog in the yard
he should be barred
he's really just a cat'
shrew told the dogs
and they put on their clogs
and killed clyde with a cricket bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# now that's a very sad poem
and that makes me a very saaaad paaaaanda
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# *wipes tear from eye*
That's so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# now i am confuzzled
i cant find the first and only post i made before this one. And when i look for it the messageboard seems to go round a never ending circle. NTL broadband is fucked up.
(why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# (why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov, 14:13, Reply)
(was it because i lied when I was 17?, Sun 9 Nov, 14:15, Reply)
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# harsh
but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# what a bunch of bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Nice pic, sad poem
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# awwww
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

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