I've been trying to think of something
to do with that photo for a couple of days... good work! Much better than any of my ideas!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:07,
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When the
Raeliens first showed interest in horseraces, nobody cared.
But soon, people started to get suspicious
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:06,
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But soon, people started to get suspicious
that's not quite the worse joke I've ever heard
but it's close, it's very close
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:02,
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hehe!
love it that dog has that look to say well I can't help it!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:03,
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Jiva, i sorry
i think i may have upset you yesterday with pedantic spellchecking, i only meant it as a joke and dont wish to be poked in the eye.
*dons friendliest grin he can*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:05,
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*dons friendliest grin he can*
I was
in a right old mood yesterday and pedanticking just made me want to scream, no I will never hurt anyone, just threaten them. Oh and acidentaly punch munkt0n in the nose when I turn over at night but apart from that I would never ever....
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:10,
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Munkt0n
loves the jobs you hate
(like being bashed in the hooter at night)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:15,
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(like being bashed in the hooter at night)
It has been done before...
... here...
:(
sorry. had to be said. although your dog has a megaphonose.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:46,
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:(
sorry. had to be said. although your dog has a megaphonose.
Its what we pay the Licence Fee for
*sings* If your going to Hell and you know it clap your hands *clap clap*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:53,
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*sings* If your going to Hell and you know it clap your hands *clap clap*
evil
evil man
take your ticket to hell, and i will see you there soon
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:55,
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take your ticket to hell, and i will see you there soon
I think ive earned a place in first class with this
you want me to save you a seat?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:09,
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you fucker
i was on the phone to my boss when i saw that, nearly pissed myself trying not to laugh
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:59,
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my boss
I dun it for my mates at work but I thought I'd share it with you
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:52,
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I dun it for my mates at work but I thought I'd share it with you
true
100% (probably unrelated and uninteresting) FACT
i knew someone in primary school called Micheal Jackson
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:12,
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i knew someone in primary school called Micheal Jackson
equally
uninteresting FACT
I went to university with a very funny Micheal Jackson
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:19,
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I went to university with a very funny Micheal Jackson
I have message but no picture.
For thorpe - I listened to your Revolver in 6 minutes last night. Marvellous stuff. You kept all the best bits including my fave guitar bit from And Your Bird Can Sing. You have now inspired me to do the White Album in 50 seconds for next week's gallery.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:46,
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just take out
the shitty no.9 song, and you will be halfway there Mr Boab!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:50,
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oh I know what you mean.
isn't that just the most self-indulgent tosh ever? Makes Frank Zappa sound tuneful.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:53,
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I like
Quite a lot of the Mothers stuff, and some of the solo Zappa stuff. Some of it is racist, homophobic rubbish though, which rather takes the shine of everything else.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:20,
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Arse!
went away from the baord for 5 mins to make this, and i see someone else has already done it earlier.
oh well, might aw well post anyway
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:44,
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oh well, might aw well post anyway
There's a real one in Portsmouth
although it's spelt 'Fawcett'
[edit] have now seen t'other down the board.
I used to play Pool there (well, once)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:49,
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[edit] have now seen t'other down the board.
I used to play Pool there (well, once)
yeah, i am aware
i'm sure they make their own cider as well.
the famous "Fawcett Inn Cider"
although thay don't spell their name the proper american way like what i does
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:51,
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the famous "Fawcett Inn Cider"
although thay don't spell their name the proper american way like what i does
of course
i could tell you the nordic spelling, but i would have to remove your tounge for you to be able to pronounce it correctly.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:04,
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Wheeled Wilderness Episode 3 (return from commercial break)
The Formula One Tortoise was one of the lesser known species in spite of three World Champion titles.
(yes, i made 3 of em! ;-) Look here for the rest from last night!)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:41,
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(yes, i made 3 of em! ;-) Look here for the rest from last night!)
that is magnificently done!
woo yay and a big fat houpla goddamit
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:43,
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Jan Michael Vincent?
Nah can't be, he's standing upright and hasn't puked on himself.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:35,
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The answer is
Sammy Lee Jackson
Probably only a few saddoes would ever get that one.
/sorry
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:59,
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Sammy Lee Jackson
Probably only a few saddoes would ever get that one.
/sorry
Afternoon...
The one drawback was having to rip the red nose off of Davina McCall's face!
/me shudders
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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The one drawback was having to rip the red nose off of Davina McCall's face!
/me shudders
did he manage
to kill davina in the process???
please tell me he did...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:29,
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please tell me he did...
well it's better than mine...
reposty
apparently it looks like a hamster...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:33,
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apparently it looks like a hamster...
uh-huh
it's a picture of a 20 foot tall lady indigenous to said rainforest.
(was just trying to point out that anyone can find a picture and link to it, even l'il old me)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:48,
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(was just trying to point out that anyone can find a picture and link to it, even l'il old me)
girls?
in a bed room???
NEVER... I cannot accept such blaitent lies!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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NEVER... I cannot accept such blaitent lies!
y'know
what with the title being "girls in the bedroom" and the images file that i fleetingly glanced at having L...e...Z in it, I was sadly dissappointed with that pic
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:26,
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like student nights that say "free sex!!!...
...got your attention ahahahahaaa aren't we witty?"
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:33,
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I believe
that geeks beat themselves off over the Maplins catalogue.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:34,
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Sing the tune to of "If You're Happy And You Know It"
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too
risky, Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see, And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they're lying, Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, And he tried
to kill your dad, Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's
getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even
if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too
risky, Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see, And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they're lying, Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, And he tried
to kill your dad, Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's
getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even
if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.
repost mollification successful
please carry on with your tasks.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:19,
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shirley you mean
it's close, but it's not quite right so it is, so it is...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:23,
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ah begorrah!
Oi left me stereotypographer behoind me blaaaarney stone, so Oi did.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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haha
he has the look of a man who has accidentally followed through.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:20,
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not what i have on the card
but i'll give you the point anyway.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27,
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That's a great campaign.
If I lived near a war protest - I'd take a banner with that on instead.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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I saw a photo with a sea of posters saying "No"
I'd have liked to be the guy with the poster saying "dunno"
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27,
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arf!
That made me do a stupid trying not to laugh out loud sound.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:42,
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rob
the editor of the face mentioned b3ta in an interview with the media guardian yesterday. neil someone.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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If you're bored of people whining...
about Iraqis who keep dying,
then hunt them down and shoot them in the dark.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21,
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then hunt them down and shoot them in the dark.
personally
I'm coming round to this war. Disarming him peacefully might be possible but the only way to get rid of the fucker is by killing him.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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WAR - HUH, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
Stopping the Nazis* say it again now
*insert liberating Kosovo, allowing a free state of Kurdistan to develop, etc.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:37,
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*insert liberating Kosovo, allowing a free state of Kurdistan to develop, etc.
You can add
massive technological progress and creating the free world to that too.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:40,
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if its about liberating the kurds
what's all this "weapons of mass destruction" bullshit - and why hasn't the liberation aspect been mentioned by Bush et al... and only now by Blair because of the widespread cynicism?
Not against overthrowing a tyrant - against the imperialist agenda of the American hegemony.
</rant>
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:46,
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Not against overthrowing a tyrant - against the imperialist agenda of the American hegemony.
</rant>
What, and declaring war on the Nazis was about liberating Poland?
?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:48,
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It was about stopping Hitler
and that was publicly all it was ever about. Not about some contrived non-compliance rap. In 91, Saddam invaded Kuwait, and while that was about oil, it was right to stop him. This time it isn't. He hasn't done anything he hasn't been doing for years, and we didn't stop him then. What about Tibet? What about Rwanda? What about Zimbabwe? What about Nothern Ireland for fucks sake? isn't it almost the same thing as carpet bombing Belfast to stop the IRA? And you wouldn't fucking support that would you?
read this.
Please... Think of the Agenda
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:52,
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read this.
Please... Think of the Agenda
The Sanctions have been imposed since the end of the war
so the UN has had a legitimate gripe since then. So what, the sanctions have most likely killed many more than a war would have. What does that matter.
Edit: Sorry fella - this is a cuddly message board. We should agree to disagree.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:56,
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Edit: Sorry fella - this is a cuddly message board. We should agree to disagree.
It matters a lot.
They estimate half a million have died as a direct result of sanctions. Now who do you think is the crueller and more deserving of being removed for the sake of "liberation". Saddam or the US administration?
edit: agreed, but I still find it abhorrent that anyone can support the US agenda in this case.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:00,
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edit: agreed, but I still find it abhorrent that anyone can support the US agenda in this case.
So it's right because this piece of paper says it is?
Bollocks to that - in the end, it's not countries that vote at the UN, it's a single guy in a grey suit voting "yes", "no" or "abstain". They vote the way they are directed by their respective leader.
If you want to look for a national leader with a criminal past, who has signed death warrants for his own citizens, who has a nuculur(sic) arsenal, a country with plenty of Anthrax (recently used in attacks on it's own citizens) - a history of chemical weapons use, look no further than the good ol' US of A.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:05,
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If you want to look for a national leader with a criminal past, who has signed death warrants for his own citizens, who has a nuculur(sic) arsenal, a country with plenty of Anthrax (recently used in attacks on it's own citizens) - a history of chemical weapons use, look no further than the good ol' US of A.
What really fucks me off with the "it's all about oil" argument is this:
Yes, it is partly about oil. Even if you don't have a car, oil is still vital in your everyday life - whether used as fuel or in the production of plastics. In fact without it the computer you're using to read this wouldn't exist. Now the US has its faults, and has some pretty big ones too, but I would rather see that kind of resource in the hands of a regime that can use it reponsibly. Iraq has massive natural resources, none of which is benefiting the people who live there.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:01,
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I'm not sure I can entertain that with a response.
So you're saying...
"Even if it is all about oil, Oil's pretty damn useful isn't it?"
... as justification? Fucking grow up man.
Seriously. If you think ^^ your argument up there is more responsible than wanting to keep some oil reserves out of the control of the worlds largest superpower, whose currency controls three quarters of the world's trade, then I pity you.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:04,
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"Even if it is all about oil, Oil's pretty damn useful isn't it?"
... as justification? Fucking grow up man.
Seriously. If you think ^^ your argument up there is more responsible than wanting to keep some oil reserves out of the control of the worlds largest superpower, whose currency controls three quarters of the world's trade, then I pity you.
That's not what I'm saying.
Oil is a vital resource, butv it is also a resource that is being misused in Iraq, with very little of its benefits actually reaching the people of the country. Disarmoing Saddam is all well and good, but the only way the people of iraq will get the benefits of their country's enormous natural wealth is by getting rid of him. At the moment it doesn't look likely that he's just going to walk away, does it. I think we both have different viewpoints here, so maybe it's best to agree to disagree.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:05,
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You're just
wrong. You can never justify killing innocent people.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:08,
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Munich
Dambusters raids?
You can I'm afraid - sad as it is, war is
Kittens
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 13:09,
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You can I'm afraid - sad as it is, war is
Kittens
Yeah, they tried with Reagan, didn't work.
Maybe a war is the only way, but which city should we invade first? LA, DC, Dallas?
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