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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Miss heard instructions in the Matrix
First one is a bit big 300k so clickty woo!

And in the same throbbing vein is ...


(squidboy, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 23:47, More)
# Evil Knievel turned up to the local girls scool..

he heard about their cunning stunts..
(I helped save b3ta! Thickey, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 23:04, More)
# first challenge entry
sorry if anybody's done this yet

stale.incense.tripod.com/b3ta/allyourspong.bmp
(Stalelncense, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 22:52, More)
# Likewise
I said 'go and fuck yourself'...

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 21:52, More)
# Three chairs for everyone in Edinburgh on Friday night!


Sorry if this has been done, but my system has been down all weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 21:08, More)
# A very poor tribute
I'm very very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 20:29, More)
# Colin
felt a right charlie when he realised the meeting was to discuss "guerilla tactics"


(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 19:19, More)
# Anyone got a light?

(Maels, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 18:26, More)
# just to clear up any misunderstanding about usage

this is handy, even for the most l33t users
(taids mostly does stuff at night... mostly, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 17:39, More)
# if you're going down the shops

can you get me a Pinter milk?
good luck, he's fiercely protective of his lactic outpourings

sorry this was a lot funnier in my head
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 17:17, More)
# Full bream ahead!


My coat? Most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! oolitic, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 16:31, More)
# Claire was really proud of her new....

Dust Bunny 2002
(uptownjoe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 16:03, More)
# I feel the need
The need for tweed

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:46, More)
# more of a misheard lyric
than a misheard instruction, but still. sorry about killing the board last time - i've learnt my lesson and put this in a clicky thing
(RadiatorLizard, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:38, More)
# No, I said


make me bacon but hold the mayo

that works on so many levels
(millhouse, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:20, More)
# Wrong pussy!

(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:11, More)
# Einstein's Fear-y of Relatives

was a lot easier to understand than his other work
(millhouse, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:04, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! missing, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 14:46, More)
# I wanted bigger MITTENS, you fuckmuppet



(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:24, More)
# barbie's doin' bad stuff
Hey, man, check out this goddam link! www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0307106667/qid=1035111347/sr=1-1/ref=s_t_0frp_2_1/103-4416307-2254207?v=glance&s=toys
(Gothic_Martin, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 11:22, More)
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