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This is a link post Gremlins, being shown at the local cinema soon.
Welcome to your childhood*

*other childhoods may have existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gremlins
followed by Die Hard - the perfect Christmas double header.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post followed by Scrooged.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good film
but it does rather lose its way in the last 20 minutes or so.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as i'm back in time for Christmas...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Die Hard was the staple of Christmas Eve for me but with Nightmare Before Christmas beforehand.
Fond memories of Gremlins too from my family's Betamax days so I'll be getting a ticket.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post 8th December at Cornerhouse if you're up this way.
Going to miss 'It's A Wonderful Life' this year, love that film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be going to a 21st December showing which coincides with the last day in work.
They've got The Muppet Christmas Carol on for the earlier screening. Might have to go to both.

We're Marley & Marley wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Muppet Christmas Carol is superb, you should do both.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post We might do Die Hard and then Rare Exports at our Christmas-themed film night.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to watching this again next month
Phoebe Cates was my dream woman when i was a kid.
 (Sherbs, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That voice over
Just caused a flood childhood memories!
cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this version of Gremlins
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmVMnGB67Bg

starring Manning
 (johnsonthemegafauna, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Cathy's House, from Vermilion Pleasure Night

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess you had to be there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always good :)
Although I think I prefer the one in English.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That
was incredible, even after the pixelated penises didn't show up that I was expecting.
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarre.
Much, much better than Justin's House though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Minesweeper with monsters
I recently rediscovered this while searching for another game. As with minesweeper, open the field to uncover the monsters. Full instructions are on the page under the board. It's a fun way to kill 10 minutes, and other difficulties are available.

Can anyone recall the link to an 'ultimate minimalist' RPG game - basically it was a board of different sized brown squares, the size being the 'difficulty' of the monster in that room. You had to navigate the board in the 'right' order to open all the rooms. I *think* it was newslettered, but the search function on here appears borked. Google isn't helping.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Here you go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No no no no no!
The last time I clicked on that 2 days disappeared.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
I love you.

Is there a special secret to the search/links that I don't know about, or did you have it bookmarked?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Googled /links with:
site:http://b3ta.com/links/ rpg

I love you too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ANy ideas on how you open the ? boxes
do you have to defeat a certain monster?
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post They will unlock as the game progresses but I can't remember if it is due to
defeating specific opponents, upgrading your player to a certain level or just progressing through a percentage of the game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Certain things unlock them...
Filling the combo bar, getting all of NEKOGAMES, unlocking all the missions - that sort of thing.

-makes note of advancedgoogleosity-
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was posted on reddit today as well
it confused the buggery out of me!

But someone in the comments linked to this little gem! Another, much better, minesweeper RPG
www.kongregate.com/games/Kinsman/pitsweeper
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
Puts me in mind of Lu-Tze from the Pratchett books...

Also, while we're sweeping, have Cluesweeper. Minesweeper and Cluedo combined.

www.kongregate.com/games/nerdook/cluesweeper
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a link post This is for all the people who are forced by their loved ones to watched Strictly Come Dancing and hate it. I made this!
When they put Strictly on, put your earphones in and press "shuffle" on your MP3 player. A surprising amount of synchronicity happens.
 (Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Yes it does!!!
How you doing RS?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good thanks
:)
 (Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous!!!
Nice playlist BTW.

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only 7 comments posted on here and already getting a nice welcome
I get called a cunt whenever I post anything.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 5:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post awww
have a big hug, you awful cunt
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 5:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a lurker
you cunt.
 (Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love ya really!

(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My wife's brother stayed over recently, and he quiet, and when he does speak is a bit gangsta innit. Strictly came on (which, by the way, is called that because the title is the most awkward non-phrase ever) and he stood up and asserted "This is fucking retarded, and you are retarded for watching this". For some reason I fist-bumped him. It's probably because it's fucking retarded.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This is fucking retarded, and you are retarded for watching this"
he speaks the truth. i would have uttered the exact same phrase. i like your brother in law. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good morning, I am proud to say I agree with you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm joining this movement too

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spent the weekend with my family.
This involved being present as my sister-in-law flitted between Strictly and The X-Factor.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
-bump
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not available on mobile devices
Cries
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was very good.
Dani.....would.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking legend
Number 8 has me in stitches :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Santa Sangre
Full film. One of my absolute favourites and well worth watching for a slice of crazy from Alejandro Jodorowsky. Follow him on fuckbook or twatter if you can stand it, he is a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post bookmarked and forwarded
for viewing after dinner is done.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its a cheerful little number
perfect for Sunday night viewing with the family. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post well they have
lost all interest in the simpsons...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck 'em then
If they can't be arsed to join in, send them to bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post But alligators live under the bed silly!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanx for reminding them coxxy.
that took an hour longer than it should have....
( i had to get the guns out of the safe and everything ) *sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dinner?
It's bedtime in the real world.


I know you're a 'merkin really
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes,
dinner, and believe it or not... i just watched the sun set an hour ago.
:P
take that... 3pm its dark! hahaha.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post enjoy your nosh
Top tip: Fire makes the dark go away.
G'night. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't encourage her, she burnt her house down yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post i did!
my imaginary friend that i thought was dead told me to.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't burn the sauce!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The film that first showed the horror of an elephant with a nosebleed
And that woman walking backwards on all phwoars... er fours!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I've been waiting for a chance to see this film at no cost for over two years! Guess I could have just rented it somewhere down the line. LOL!
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one Herbs! bookmarked for not so later.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta, saves for later

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twitter? Facebook?
But he speaks all the forrins like. Where's the inglish Innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a link post College dude fakes mexican eccent for 4 months,
This one's doing the rounds. Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great idea, badly executed
Shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post How so?

(chompedhomas, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post in case you're not bothered about watching this
there's a couple of hotties in there. ;)
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ not true.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not quite sure why?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He's an aspiring stand-up and internet celebrity..And now EVERYONE at his college will know who he is, which I imagine will work well for him as long as he's got the charisma to carry it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It should be a great idea but it just makes him look a bit desperate
as there doesn't seem to be a point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK
so all i see is an absolute dick. well fucking done him? seriously i don't get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Miss f
saying it like it is since 1867
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*likes*
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, all I see is casual racism too.

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He's got a hispanic sounding name so i guess its just about allowed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post In that case
I have a surname that allows me to shout "woo woo woo woo", while rapidly moving my hand over my mouth at any native north american that I meet and not cause offence.
Yeah, Right.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is your surname 'twodogsfucking?'

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post your surname is
police car?
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol.
I'm not saying I agree with the logic, but I'm saying that's what the logic might be. I'm guessing that he's actually from a Mexican background. If a white guy in a workplace does an Indian accent, it would be pretty unnacceptable, but if an Indian person quoted something their mother had said with an Indian accent, it would be viewed in a very different way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Natuve North American?
They've been there longer than America has existed... does that make you racist?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post All that deceit for
"we gotta learn to communicate people"

Um.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
It's nice that there are people willing to go to such lengths just to see what happens.
 (chompedhomas, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are how old?
And in their class their have show and tell?

I really don't get the point either. All a bit awkward.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Show and tell (and variations thereof) are really useful training tools for public speaking...
confidence building and presentation skills.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post And complete public humiliation, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Tame Impala-Feels like we only go backwards
Lovely tune for the end of a weekend, video made from plasticine collage. Trippy I think is the word.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shockingly good

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen this surprisingly good cover by a choir?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GPGiJCzSK4
 (Baa Lamb, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No!
But I have now, Thank you! That was really fucking ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Usually I hate it when children sing like a halifax advert
But that is not bad
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds just like the Flaming Lips

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does a bit
If you like it listen to some of their other stuff too. Its SO 70's.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does
That and a bit like John Lennon's solo stuff.
 (Sherbs, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Watership Down compilation
Marylin Manson soundtrack works well for this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO NO NO NO NO
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't watch this
=(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I'm trying to ignore that it's even there...
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *passes tissue*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODq81_cDKI
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHY WHY WHY would you do that?
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!”

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'PISS OFF'

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK that is too sad, even for me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a little, er, lets say, challenging.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's good
I hope whole film is revolving about true nature of those
primal beasts (rabbits).

It's funny to me when people can't understand that when
animal isn't trying to eat them it's only because
said animal is smaller then they. Or herbivore. Or both.

I still like them, but I like them for what they are; not
some twisted pseudo-anthropomorphic fantasy they are not.

Cuddly delusions about animals are only hurting them in
long way.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yer what?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, welcome our new rabbit overlords.
Calmly take your place in food chain, that's for your own good.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to have nightmares now

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Animals feelings and behaviour are more complicated than merely food and reproduction.
I do agree that being too sentimental can hurt, cruelty and callousness can also masquerade as being unsentimental.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who said it's only food and reproduction?
My approach is simple, really.

I would never hurt rabbits.

What's the point?

They taste like dry bird meat at best.

About trophy hunting... Rhino and a revolver?

Well, I can respect that.

Fishing and not eating? Lame.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yor kookin it rong

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post However you cut it,
they are just too lean to
be tasty on their own.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made a rabbit madras once
it was delicious
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 3:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*remembers*
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post About trophy hunting,
find some other less violent way of dealing with feelings of inadequacy.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could be said about anything
involving a risk of bodily harm.

Tell that to cats, those deranged murderers.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post To this day
The Black Rabbit of Inle scares me shitless.

*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post as a kid i always had a peaceful acceptance of the black rabbit.
you don't have to say it... (i know i am a bit odd)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still remember to this day when I first saw this film.
I was about 8, at my Aunties, my little sister was literally screaming in horror and I was hiding my face behind a cushion as the adults laughed at us going "It's just a cartoon!"

Fucking cunts.
 (Leemondus, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Two girls, one hand mixer.
What could possibly go wrong?
I expect this to feature in many up coming fail videos.
(northerncock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I did that once with my pubes. Always wear an apron in the kitchen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ....in IKEA

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next vid, a neck tie and a high speed lathe?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or jogging pants and a chainsaw.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a pneumatic drill &
Pissflaps' winking bumhole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE BIRTH OF GOATSE.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thread killer
I wanted to say "Light-saber shaving"
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a link post WTF?
Would this be classed as 'assault with a friendly weapon'?
 (northerncock, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must have an enormous penis
if he can get close enough to strike her with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post She must be made of wet cardboard
if he could actually do any harm with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bangor Daily...
seriously?
 (emdotdee Super Mega Lurkertron, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the state's biggest online newspaper.
I grew up near Rockland and half expected to know that guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Two foxes jumping on a trampolene.
Before going off & being hunted
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The person filming
is masturbating. Hence shaky cam.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems more like
a gentle anal pounding to me
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would agree
but I'm fully aware of what a gentle anal pounding is like
after I caught my father with the gas man (or should that be the ass man? Chortle!) I still think it's either hair harp playing or bannister polishing.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're terrible, Muriel.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Worst UFC fight ever.
 (marnail I will have a small brandy, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post LETS GET IT OOOOOOON

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I try an do the same kinda thing with my own pics...
...some good ones in there tho hehe:)
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love these a bit too much

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post How so?
You've followed a couple home & raped them?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that how you display love?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *rapes*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just some heavy petting and light touching.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some ace ones in there...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Couchsurfing - Even an idiot could do it! I made this!
I did a video right. It's short. It's sort of funny, yeah? It's short.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just commenting on a post
on qotw about couchsurfing, do you do it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Red hair girl is cute
Where was the surfing bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, TUTT!
Haven't seen you around these parts for years!
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Kimi Raikkonnen got a bit lost today
He wants to be careful driving around parts of Sao Paulo he doesn't know
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a brilliant race though.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry I missed it, pu
Fucking iPad

But generally FI is fucking boring
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post no words.
*tempted to say you are fired as a PA.*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally agree
it just amazes me how something that should be thrilling is made in to a load of tedious old shit somehow.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was laughing out loud when this happened.
Great race today, full of fuckwhat :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post one of the best races i have seen for a long time
and i have seen many many years of racing
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to admit
I find it somewhat confusing. A race where they don't want you going too fast and make it very difficult to overtake? It is all so regulated, they would save a lot of money by just doing a computer simulation to see who wins.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Limmy's got a new BBC series!!
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post - torrents -

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Follow him on Twitter you bumnut
then you'll know when he does new stuff.

Bumnut.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Scribbles furiously on notepad*
B.U.M.N.U.T
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post actuallol

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same as the first two series, it can be a bit hit and miss in places.
Episode 3 had the most hits for me. Once you watch it, you'll understand why I'm about to ask this question....

What's your thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...not now.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The wardrobe!!!!
Sometimes ten minutes, sometimes ten ours.
Laughin ma f**ckin hed off.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You beauty!
*goes to iPlayer*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I ended up watching the "everything's shit" sketch
about ten times and I still find it brilliant:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6_irTqtyw4
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Isn't consumerism brilliant!
Black Friday footage. It depressed me no end. Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post that
pretty much sums up the human race for me....
 (fulcannelli, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more guns
everyone in that film should have had a gun and then there would be no problem
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toasty!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post people are really fucking shit aren't they
OH MY GOD GIMME THE PRODUCTS OH MY GOD
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Steam sales are like this
But just online, with less trampling and screaming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post pull the shutters back down
and release the Zyklon B...
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh* very much this. when i saw this the first time i felt guilty for sleeping in on friday.
*someone needs to close the gates after them*
though, i was hoping to see different footage. so this is all the internet has of the worst of black friday? i guess it was not so bad... this year anyway. i enjoyed my peaceful friday.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 3:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Speaking of drunk V V V
First snow of Norway.

No, I dont know either...
*edit* ha ha, excellent preview pic!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Bonkers!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I go swimming in cold places like that, this guy is extreme though!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post yaay
this guy is awesome.
his channel is full of this sort of thing
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He kept his pants on ...lightweight.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post He must have been very very drunk.
Why would you even do that!? I ROFLCOPERZORED
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps because he was faked up on Glasscock at the time

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he was more of a scrunt?
Still I couldn't find it, is search ever gonna get fixed?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post p.s. so is the link 2 below

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know, but I don't like to say it too often or people will think I'm an arse

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh so you are just picking on me, don't worry, I can take it.
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I miss scrunt, he put me on ignore after that joke I made about him going on a gay pride march :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You terrible internet bully!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post does he really have you on ignore??
i will have to try to talk to him about that. ignore 2.0 is just really mean.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 3:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post who said that?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did that once
and died.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ZOMBIE ALERT!!!11!1!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks ace fun!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should try it!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The birth of Domokun

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is a Domokun?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think its that weetabix shaped thing with teeth - typical mental jap thing.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that thing, I can see where she is coming from.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dodo cum?
I thought they were extinct?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Man playing 'insomnia' on the spoons
.55 for it to kick in. AWESOME, he looks so happy :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does look happy
and certainly has the skills.
 (Sherbs, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye
just a shame he is only 27 and on meth...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally feckin' awesome!
*doffs cap in his general direction*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weird
I posted this yesterday (not this video)... www.b3ta.com/links/895733

Could've been him
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's put a smile on my face after having wiped a tear from my eye
after the fox vid below - thank you. maybe humanity isn't entirely fukt after all...

*hopes*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chuffin ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent. Reminded me of last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRKaX9nFE2w&feature=plcp
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You clearly had a good birthday :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Freakin' brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this.
I have an uneasy feeling that I'm looking at me in 30 years time. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has this gone viral yet?
This could beat the Crazy Fucking Twatty Frog, and make this guy millions.

Just think of all the surgical alcohol & meths he could buy with that.
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 6:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
reminds me of this show that used to run on swedish TV a while back: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUeqwH79hJM
crazy tune!
 (surkaka, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 2:27, , Reply)

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