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This is a link post Chinese child labor #A 37: the front end loader

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Flunt en Roader", I think you'll find.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking mental.
He wasn't wearing a helmet or a seatbelt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post He would never be identified........
they all look the same.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist!

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not lacsist!
...........just China be funny




........ thought I'd trot that one out again
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now your just Beijing silly

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post rol.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oman!
Iran that past you just for Laos
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd loved to do that at his age
He looks like he's enjoying himself.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
I'd have given anything to do that at his age!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drove a tractor on my grandma's farm at about that age. He has a nice touch with the bucket.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forget 'at his age'
I still want a go!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem.
www.diggerland.com/explore/video.htm
 (Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I can feel some sort of illness coming on...
...I don't think I'll be able to make it to work tomorrow...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Can anyone enlighten me as to what this is about?
Some guy emailed me today:

"Dear Cyriak,
today I have done my first video speaking english
I hope you will find interesting the content."

I started watching the video on his site and have absolutely no clue what he is on about. There appear to be lists of numbers involved...

Does this make sense to anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he likes you.
It's only a matter of time before he tracks you down and murders you or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's only a matter of time before he tracks you down and murders your bottom or something.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit, my brain started to melt a bit, almost like it does when watching your videos.
Scandalous dearth of teddy bears and spiders though.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely
you must get loads of mail from oddballs. Is this the strangest, though?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expect that would make an excellent blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post strangely enough I don't, I guess they stick to leaving youtube comments
most of the emails I get are from bands with no money asking for videos, although I did get one today from a grandmother scolding me for making my christmas video so grisly. She quite literally told me to "think of the children"
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should be more like Jimmy Saville

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mailed him once
That has to count high.

Edit: I should add Cyriak replied and was polite, helpful and charming. I felt a little let down, somehow.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post if its any consolation i have absolutely no memory of this exchange
or of anything else I did more than a few days ago
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You still owe her for her "services"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was years ago
I can't even remember what. But as an Internet god, you should have either ignored me or been Whacky. None of this 'oh, a nice bloke' stuff. Shame on you.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's an encoded message and warning
the only way to save britain and stop the world falling into eternal darkeness is to crack the code.
You have 24 hours
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something about maths but also Star Trek

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tink he said something about Die Hard numbers
that would be 1, 2, 3 and 4.0. Although it's probably more likely he wants to kill you, make sexy time with your corpse and then eat you.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diehard_tests ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
thats looks fun fun fun!!
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yippee-ki-yay Muthematic!
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post his jumper reminds me of a straitjacket.
but then he does normally speak Romulanian(?)
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two words.... Skin Suit

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..
he wants your pee-pee in his poo-poo
 (I_am_B, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 42

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the marbling on his site

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bastard stole my idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm....
He looks like a bloke I work with. Except the bloke I work with is from Newcastle. Either way, I don't understand a word either my colleague or that internet fella says.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He just wants to force children to
memorize as many prime numbers as it is possible, like a multiplication table. 87 smallest prime divisor is 3.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Teach kids to program like it's 1983
"..And then apple came on the scene and said yes we know there is a door to Narnia at the back of your wardrobe but you should forget about that and use our wardrobe instead. Our wardrobe contains more clothes and it allows you to arrange them more neatly... and then they expalined that if you used their wardrobe they were allowed to sniff your underwear.."
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
RAND USR 0
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Division by zero!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do all university lecturers get to have a bottle of Corona while they teach?
Apple - LOL
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "you should teach your kids to programme"
rather a cruel thing to say to a group of people who are unlikely to have sex until they're 40. And then only to a back alley hooker for £25.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the progeny of this nerdy / slutty combination
should learn to programme geek porn
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
Great post, very interesting! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Safety Last'
The full Harold Lloyd classic. Probably not as well known as Chaplin or Keaton, but just as good in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when bbc2 used to show his short films in the evening, the theme tune was annoyingly catchy

(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Followed by Monkey!!!

(bekowsquap Was raptured on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember slinkys and BMXs

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
I'm half expecting Peter Kay to turn up.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post He remembers loads of stuff, he's really good at remembering.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jim'll Fix It was great.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Savile was a great entertainer.
Wonder what came of him?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post He got a knighthood for all the charitable things he did, especially the good work with children.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post He really loved children, surprised he didn't have any of his own.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for Harold Lloyd
Doo doo do doo doo
Harold Lloyd....
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...A pair of glasses and a smile.
 (Demis CousCous, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's right. BB2 used to have this, Laurel & Hardy, ancient episodes of Tarzan, and Charlie Chan.
Great stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Mighty Joe Young.
Anyone remember clackers?
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to white dog shit?

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this years ago during Paul Merton's Silence Clowns tour
We watched the whole thing with live, improvised accompaniment on the piano. The audience was in hysterics by the end.
 (User #86772, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Parasledding.
The fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's taking the piss that is.
There's not many things that deserve to be called awesome, but that gets close :)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's one of those weird ones where someone thinks 'this is awesome and so's this, let's combine them as that will = more awesome...". Kind of like bungee jumping in a tank or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bungee jumping in a tank while juggling flaming chainsaws
would be awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Over a pit filled with lions.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post while throwing snowballs at them

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post And wearing roller-skates.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post on a unicycle

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post naked

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst covered with butter.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ghee.
Or any monounsaturate. And MSG.

OMG! MSG is causing BSE!
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!
that is nuts! i wanna try it!!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strap a kite
to a car. I'm sure you'll be fine
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like the way you think. :)

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!!!
I want a go!! That's ridiculous and amazing and brilliant!!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's like going to a restaurant and ordering the most expensive dish stuffed with the second most expensive dish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something like this?
britishfood.about.com/b/2008/12/16/forget-turducken-try-a-12-bird-roast.htm

(not my kind of thing really, being a vegematarianist)
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
someone needs to do a cut-price version going downhill on a push bike
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, with a duvet cover attached to some rope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post that would be an interesting way to commit suicide
if you tied the rope around your neck
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could get a stranglewank out of it at least.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOATW.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would LOVE to do this!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's like he looked at a horse and went "Yeah, it's pretty cool but if it could fly it would be AWESOME".
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Floof
Older puppy teaching younger puppy to go down stairs
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post cute
but Youtube really ought to take the initiative to ban people posting videos taken in portrait.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yes.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
Youtube should adapt the shape of its player to the content.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another idea would be to allow them
but crop the top and bottom off to get them to the right width automatically.
Or rotate them to landscape format so everything's sideways. Just generally fuck things up a bit so the only ones that display are the ones taken the right way round.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post phone manufacturers can probably help,
these phones can detect which way up they are. It should flash up something on screen, like "WRONG" or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it because it seems a waste when you scale these shitty cameraphone videos to watch on your 300 inch wall-mounted LED tv?
otherwise I wonder why anyone would give the slightest fuck?
photographers make choices to film in landscape or portrait. Once the need to fill up the entire monitor becomes less important, as it does with lower-res cameraphone videos that don't scale well anyway, now that videographer have the choice and not the limitation, why can't they exercise it?
For example, filming a vertical staircase naturally lends itself to portrait as there is more visual information on the vertical axis
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's because it makes for uncomfortable viewing even when embedded on the youtube page,
unless you are used to wearing blinkers or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post and because it's WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's just an old-timey arbitrary convention that's losing it's relevancy
don't fight it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're one of those people who film videos in portrait, aren't you?
*points at you*
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you look at this particular video, I think the use of portrait was a good decision

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post BULLSHIT
All that extra 'vertical resolution' is wasted because it is scaled down to fit into a viewable window on a computer screen.
You are simply left with dead screen space to the left and right for no reason.

Vertical videos are only 'OK' if they're watched on a phone or handheld device, where you can actually hold the screen vertically and you make the most of those screens' limited resolution.

I'll still silently judge the person though.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Instead of getting mad, you should write a program that fills that dead space with advertising.
It's the American way!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know how I blame for this horrible trend?
The video ads on the escalators in tube stations.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post are they screens all the way down?
there are a few on bus shelters here, they annoy me, I wonder how long they will last with all the drunk people on a friday night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried doing it the American way
Now I have a monitor full of bullet holes. I'm going to try and use 'Stand your ground' to claim on the warranty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a fault of youtube not supporting this format, not the filmer
sylistically it's the best decision when the action is happening along a verical access, with little of interest on the horizontal margins (ie walls). just becuase one platfoms doesn't support this, why should it limit the videographer
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because it is stupid and this argument is stupid.
All childishness asside, it just feels wrong having such a cropped, tunnel-visioned view.
We take in the world with our eyes with more horizontal peripheral vision than vertical.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with Ms May
The action lends itself to portrait.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/803978
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncomfortable?
Really?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's a mindfuck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
My eyes are imagining what's happening at the sides.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd imagine it would be more wall and less stairs

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post fewer

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post stairs can refer to a single entity, rather than a plurality
"a set of steps leading from one floor of a building to another, typically inside the building" from the OED
Therefore, my use of "less" is grammatically correct. there is only one set of stems, we are seeing less of it.
oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/stair?q=stairs
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post its

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you
*storms out*
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, fuck you.
*storms in*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post DaC
tries to eat it at the end.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not floof
If the dog is called Simon. Also, YouTube should ban annoying whiny accents.
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post I can't believe the US government turned this down...

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post near...
www.bbc.com/autos/story/20130114-2014-chevrolet-corvette-stingray

What a ugly car.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm,
can't get BBC Worldwide in the UK apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh well..
*alternate car content then*

something, something, Queen, bishop, Bentley, approved for UK by censorship bureau

UK must be just like China, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post or there's this
newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/14/the-new-2014-corvette-stingray-photos/

"We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK as it is part of our international service and is not funded by the licence fee. It is run commercially by BBC Worldwide, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the BBC, the profits made from it go back to BBC programme-makers to help fund great new BBC programmes. You can find out more about BBC Worldwide and its digital activities at www.bbcworldwide.com."

The funny thing is I don't have a TV licence anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't know how i feel about it yet...
but it does look a bit too much like the camaro for my taste.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to have little to do with the original stingray
Its design is a bit too 'safe' somehow...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post i agree.
it lacks curves and sleekness that a stingray should have, and more like they took the C6 and gave it the camaros lines.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Clips of Qualcomm's (who?) keynote presentation at CES this year
This is of one of the most hideous corporate presentations I've seen in a while.
The beginning with the overenthusiastic actors especially.
(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
That was awful. Qualcomm make processors and shit.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their campaign tag line "born mobile generation" is as idiotic as their keynote
precisely which generation weren't born mobile?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spastics.

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Born ExxonMobil ?
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post born gay LOL

(iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a link post 1927 London
Footage of London in 1927. With music and cue cards. Gawd Bless Her!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome, thanks for sharing!
Hits all the right places for this Media History student :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody fascinating
always nice to see old film played at normal speed
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
lovely post. BFI has some great stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
More of this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I SAW A PARKING SPACE!
*Fires up time machine to grab it while I can*
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Beautiful vid
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to know that a lot of it got bombed to hell only a short time later.
And it's fake. Everyone knows that the world did not have color until sometime in the 1960s.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nice that is.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! My old hood!
Awwww, the first 90 secs is my old neighbourhood. Thanks for sharing!
 (I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible.
More of this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Google maps can poo off.
That's loads better!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking that I am sure there are algorithms that would allow Google to make a historic streetview of this

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking beautiful, man.
Have yourself a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'The all-powerful hand' - we've all got one of those, amiright ;)
Ok, a good grip but a powerful forearm.

I love old London stuff. Great city.

This is always worth a revisit, London just before it lost all its horrible, decaying, wonderful, poignant past. Also featuring the poshest Yorkshire socialist of the last 100 years,and a bit of a hero of mine.

The London Nobody Knows - the whole lot
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love old footage like this
The music from Amelie is a nice touch, works well.
 (acme, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a link post awww look at the big cuddly bear :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post and wonderfully gay.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He stripped down to the...
...bear necessities...
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great - i loves it
Bit of a shame the thumbnail gives away the reveal though
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loikes that.
Nicely edited.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Guy proves to family that guns are safe by shooting self in head
Dark comedy. Guns don't kill people etc.
 (Haz, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think it's safe to say we haven't lost a cure for cancer with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Bill.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lol! what was it again? 2 spoons of mermintrude and a nettle and camomile douche?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something with dead cats I think

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This punk thought pointing a gun at his head was safe
Now the only safe place he's going is UNDERGROUND.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember, the only thing a gun should be pointed at is...
...a CRIMINAL.

Anything else and it's just a crime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next up,
This guy thought he could turn his buddies to the pro-gun side with a gun demonstration.

Now the only thing they'll be turning to is a GRIEF COUNSELOR for SEVERE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did that
to rid the peado in himself.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post This would never have happened if he had a gun to defe.....
Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps if he had a gun on his head?

(Haz, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post guns are only as safe as person handling them...
- almost as dumb as playing russian roulette with automatic pistol (yes, it happens)
- what's the deal with his father? Was he being robbed or robber?
- it always astonishes me how usa media lightheartedly hands out personal data of all involved...

- random rambling? yes, please.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should we give him the Darwin award now
or was he trying too hard?
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
no amount of guns will defend you against idiocy
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat eats 7 Hamsters in one go. NSFW
Do not clcik if squeamish!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sick!!! I did not need to see that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
That cat has a big mouth!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like hamsters
but that is just evil. Poor little things
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post CaC!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you get flowers when that happens.
*waits for optimum comic timing*
Tulips from Hamster-jam.

I'll be here all week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG
The horror!! Unsee, Unsee!!
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This needs a NSFW tag !!

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Detroit, then and now photos

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some sad stuff there.
Renovation has got to be better than demolition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, what a shame.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know how the US is, no reason to reuse when you can throw it away
Did notice that they have 2 different sets of photos with the same address. The barber shop then the hat store.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The UK is OBSESSED with Detroit!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post God that's depressing
So many beautiful buildings replaced with ugly concrete and glass boxes. The IHOP is particularly sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a link post your own personal airport scanner NSFW
marked nsfwanking in the office
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post o_O

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a link post The most watched video of London 2012
Was it Mo Farah, Bradley Wiggins or Jessica Ennis winning gold? Was it the opening or closing ceremony?

no, no it wasn't....

Rest of the list www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/20950228

GC for main clip
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
can't believe Abby Winters overlooked AGAIN
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *googles Abby Winters*
*wonders if he's looking at the right Abby Winters*
*clears history*
*relaxes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
no no, you have to sign up or I don't get my money.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post GO TEAM GB!

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This restore my faith in humanity

(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised this little gem didn't make it onto the list

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcxZ_yoaRoY
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.28 was my fave.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Coco Chanel Nazi Agent?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
indulged, decadent Parisienne pre-war socialite potentially morally flexible shocker!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gunther von Dincklage

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post so what Hugo Boss designed the SS uniforms

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
www.b3ta.com/board/10902996
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Honda Commercial?
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it some kind of foolish advert propaganda put out by the pro petrol lobby?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha lolwut?
It might not be the intention, but this advert would sell a lot of Hondas in south Lebanon, where people see Israeli terror as being funded by a Saudi/US pact...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a link post S(n)aC
Hatebeak got me to Nile, and Nile got me there...
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snakes are worse cunts than cats.
And by that I mean, cats should only be killed for fun, right? But snakes should be killed for all reasons and occasions.

...such as when you've just killed a cat, celebrate by killing 5 snakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously though
this is one of those occasions where you have to ask what he expected to happen. Plus I hope he disinfected those wounds thoroughly because you can pick up some nasty things from snake bites (even from non-venomous snakes). They don't clean their teeth very thoroughly, see...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is strangest,
is that he made channel for snake bites.

People and their fetishes, never ceases to amaze you.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJudaBvXdmY

In this amazing episode, he likes yellow snakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Shocking news from the BBC
Not much happening in Norfolk tday?
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's horrific
I trust they'll be a parliamentary enquiry
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jack Whitehall
jumped out from behind a bush and stuck his willy in her mouth as she sat there, frothing from her saggy, furred pie hole as her eyes rolled back.
Prince Philip kept saying 'ghastly' as he touched himself. Then, as if by magic, the car started and everyone rubbed Jack's cock and said thank you.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's something about Jack Whitehall I dislike
It could be that he's better looking, younger, has more hair, has probably had more sex in the last few weeks than I've had in my lifetime, is naturally funnier, is richer, and has had a more privilege start in life.

I'm not sure which irks me the most to be honest, so I just pretend I don't find him funny.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean, I'm the same...
I've narrowed down my hatred of him to his beard... AND the fact that if you make your eyes go blurry he looks a bit like Noel "Was he a paedo?" Edmonds.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like him.
He's had the odd cringe moment, but overall I like his comedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've spent more time pondering why I dislike him so much than I'm comfortable admitting.

I've accepted that a part of it is simple envy, but I think that much of it is this: I go to a fair bit of stand-up, mostly up-and-comers or people I've never/barely heard of.

Much of it is awful, some of it is okay, and every now and again you see someone who genuinely gets you excited about comedy again. One consistently depressing observation though, even at iconic clubs like Up The Creek, is how universally uncritical the crowds are. Contrary to popular belief, comedy audiences are some of the least discerning people around. The last ten years has seen stand-up become more mainstream in terms of popularity, and whether this has caused a larger, less critical audience or is an effect of it, I can't say.

What I can say is that you really don't have to be very good to make it, as long as you're confident and signpost where the laughs are expected as crudely as possible. Stand-up is now a short cut to TV, and as such scouts are looking for acts very similar to those that currently populate the panel shows. Mock the Week is a perfect example of the sort of bland, safe dross they are after, which is why a budding comedian these days is sadly well-advised to not try to be 'too different.' Paul Foot is a terrific stand-up, but he can't crack TV because commisioners/producers lack the imagination/wit to know what to do with him.

The BBC will bite your hand off if you tick the diversity/inclusion box, which is why Citizen Khan gets made even though it's not very good. Omid Djallili (sp.?) is no doubt a nice guy, but funny? Really? Stephen K Amos, black and gay for sure, but making a living out of comedy?

Anyway, this has clearly strayed from why I hate Jack Whitehall, other than he's a product of the modern factory-built safe, lowbrow observational school of insipid comedy. Plus, his dad is 'in the biz' and his uncle or godfather or something is Nigel fucking Havers. So something tells me JW didn't have to hope he would 'get spotted' whilst giging 3 spots a night for the love of it.


TLDR: I am bitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simple
reason, he seems like a total twat and he isn't at all funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with a lot of that
I think it goes further toward the oddly conservative approach a lot of producers have nowadays. As perfectly put forward in this article www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/tiernan-douieb/the-long-lost-golden-era-of-comedy_b_1822006.html
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHE COULD HAVE DIED.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1975 No one died
1976 No one died
1977 No one died
1978 No one died
1979 No one died
1980 Someone died
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget about the incident with the pigeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile, I defy you to find me a better opening paragraph than this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

EDIT: *Looks down the board*. Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
Best. Headline. Ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, amazing.
Don't suppose that the Argus in Brighton, is it? They pretty much guarantee headline lulz in every issue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It says Evening Herald at the top
But yes, the Argus is a goldmine for these.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post " Window Cleaner Killed by Giant Pencil"
was a personal favourite (though, of course, tragic).
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ha, that's ace. An ex-girlfriend of mine used to collect (or nick, depending on your viewpoint) the Evening Standard headline sheets they stick in those racks outside newsagents (someone will no doubt tell me what they're called) and frame the best ones.

My favourite had pride of place in the lounge:

George Michael found in car
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I was the Queen
I'd get so pissed off about the attention. You go to Church and there's loads of people waiting to watch you go in and out, cheering you and stuff. Then they make a big joke about the fact your car doesn't start and it ends up on BBC News.

If I was the Queen, I'd have got my chauffeur to drive past them slowly, I'd have wound down the window, and I'd have shouted 'Get a fucking life you sad cunts'.

Then I would have gone back to the palace and eaten a swan or something.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently she said "don't let it stop".

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's be clear that it's the queen who said this.
Not the old busybody cunt that the reporter 'interviewed' (i.e. invented) at the scene.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post wtf is this? - art dance.

(#1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I'm not clicking that.
Fuck you YouTube and your history collecting!
Not that I'd WANT to watch something like that you understand. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate
all those people.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the part just before cut off.
It could be just elaborate prank...

Like most of XX-XXI century?

Just think of it...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy looks like he's having the time of his life.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure this remake of "Steptoe & Son" will work...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not clicking that, but it looks like a Michael Clark piece, and he's the only thing about performance dance that I don't despise.

anyone who does a ballet with The Fall is alright in my book.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAVyBDqLmF4
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:59, , Reply)

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