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This is a link post Life size ED209 used in Robocop 2 up for grabs. A bargain at 25 thousand bucks.
Sorry its not GC or spamcuntage. It seems to be the theme day today.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws everything at screen*
Why's it not working????
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's also a Robocop costume you can buy, so you can have pretend fights with it.
www.ebay.com/itm/ROBOCOP-2-FULL-COMPLETE-CUSTOM-FIBERGLASS-SUIT-BLUE-VERSION-CONVENTION-COSTUME-/281058838760?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item41706988e8
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post and only 2 grand!!!
That's it I'm selling my car
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post only 25,000
i'll book my flight for tomorrow
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a link post not posted a music vid for a few days and as it happens this was skooting around my noodle for a day or so
and i decided to be be a nice bunnykiller and share it with you, yes you! but not you in the corner picking dog shit from under your finger nails
this is great 80's tunage with TRANS-x and living on video
i would like to say i made this but that would be lieying and lies are bad, very bad and i must not tell fibs ever
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have memories
Of my older brother doing robotic dancing in his bedroom to this song.

Even back then I instinctively new he was a Bellend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post that seems to be the general opinion about nhim in his younger days

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post good relevant doc here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISNz7lWAzd8
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 6:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyGqk3Uac_Y
 (I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Tom? Can you kindly fuck off and spam your link somewhere else? 3rd time here buddy, a 4th if you count someone else posting it for you because you're a spazz.
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You again???
I will not watch this until you reply, not that you care you horrible spamcunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did actually reply once, it wasn't worth the wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow, do you do nothing else but chat on this site?
 (tomdeller, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's it, use us to spam your shit and then criticise us.
YOU GOT GAME.

Serious question though, you posted this on the /talk board yet? You should.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you do nothing else but spam on this site?
and for the record this is a community that gets involved, not some dumping ground for your shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
How does sitting around for months on end just criticising people constitute 'getting involved'?
 (tomdeller, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've made more a contribution to this thread than all the others added together
but it's too late.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only criticise when it's just.
Which in this case it is. Posting interesting links that are not all your own, that's a start. Commenting on other peoples links and work, that's another plus there. There are numerous ways to involve yourself here. Maybe you should try it sometime...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I feel like I am contributing right now. I'm giving you all something to do with your Thursday. Call this my own personal outreach program to help those with obvious anger management issues :-)
 (tomdeller, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tosspot

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
quality oldschool swear
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slutwings

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a new approach
You should completely pursue that - I think it might work

Good luck tom, your time starts NOW!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow, you lot are just way too easy to wind up.
 (tomdeller, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wind up?
Hahaha! You know me so well
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a non-participatory bollock breath, and your videos are crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's really not the done thing to repost your work repeatedly in the hope of more views

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's spelled "Colombia".
I was so disgusted by that solecism that I stopped watching.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've fucking seen this one tomdeller,
Go make something new ! my brain needs nourishment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *hides behind previous posts and shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Too easy
 (tomdeller, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow, you are reaching new levels of predictability. Yawn
 (tomdeller, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much like your videos.
Yawn!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should post that comment again, it was really funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this for disadvantaged people?
you have subtitles for the deaf, or arguable, audio for the blind.

absence makes the heart grow fonder, unfortunately repetition makes hte mind want to click ignore or smack you in the face.
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It really has been GC thursday hasn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post So on balance
How do you feel this is working out for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a link post I love horse's drugs

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
A lot of people have been enjoying horse's drugs for a number of decades now. Whatever works.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Things of note with this video
I like the fact that he was amazed that he got hit by a car.
I am amazed that it only takes him 3 hours to get money for his next hit - the people on that stretch of road must think he's the toll-taker.
I like that his arm is held together with a deck hanger.
I love the look of the horse vet when he's told that people shoot this stuff up like he's never heard about it before...
Bonus points for a stoned pony
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked
your use of the letter
i. and became consciously aware of using i. when referring to myself.
but instead, i have chosen to scatter them. and say that i will be watching this. because it might be interesting based on your description.
:)
ignore me, i am drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's worth it......
...maybe it's ketamine.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Unemployed man dumps 20lbs of dog shit at Hanley job centre over dole money row
A story from my own local news.

Nothing like a good dirty protest.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has a cheeky grin,
Also he had a lot of dog shit laying around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a special shed for storing unused dogshit.
Take a while to refill, mind. What with not owning any dogs.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you do with your used dogshit?
I have some space in the fridge.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly just for putting it in the post to people who have wronged me that week.

(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why use dog when you can use human?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Huntbach Street?!

(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post was posted a few hours ago
(the story, not the dog shit)
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what? I didn't even check the "Has this been posted before" preview section.
It was a local story and I was going to post it anyway!
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is indeed St Scrunt's day
www.b3ta.com/links/940967
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another dog shit-related JCP story:
There once was a hard-working clerk, busily working on appeal forms. One happened to come across his desk sealed in a poly pocket with shit.

Thankfully, the clerk could see that the form wasn't signed, so he sent it back.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he
had put half the effort he did and ingenuity into dumping a lot of shit at the jobcentre as he could have done in getting a job then maybe he wouldn't be in this position.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Flying cock. NSFW
I refuse to believe this isn't GC.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That cock is flying first glass

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes...
I remember this episode of Star Trek The Next Generation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha *genuine chortle*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch.
I "clicked" on the play arrow. I am durrr.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post i did too. :S
i think it might be time to call it a day.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post As soon as mine starts
it's time to call it a day. Circumstantial evidence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lolz abound!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just spent
5 minutes trying to get that to play
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're living up to our handles good buddy...
5 minutes?!? You haven't "booted up" yet, obviously. My transistors are running out of chhhhaahiuofiuwhfw
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got this terrible pain
in the diodes down my left side
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Klingon?
Vul-certainly-can!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post FC

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a link post 12 Year Old Girl Sends Hello KItty 17.73 Miles Into Space.
The balloon exploding at about 2.14 looks superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post CLICK!!!! That was Great! :D

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best video of its kind that i've seen
But... where did it land?
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now can we see...
Someone in a Hello Kitty suit sending a 12 year old girl into space as part of the Monarch Space Program (sic). Awesome though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did get that GoPro funding all on her own?

(chompedhomas, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit! It's ROUND! Not flat at all!!!!!
Call the scientists quick and let them know!!!

*clicks like a loon*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post One might suggest
that using a fisheye lens to make the horizon look curved and make people think you're higher than you actually are is cheating somewhat...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should like to ask.....
COuld someone get a big enough ballon, plenty of warm clothes and a parachute and do the same thing. Or is it impossible.

Genuine question.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHtvDA0W34I

He should have dressed like Hello Kitty though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't work out if genuine question
is genuine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post genuine question
seems disingenuous
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
It doesn't have a question mark. It's easy to tell when you know how.
 (Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay
free english language lessons.
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 9 Feb 2013, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beware!
It breaks into 'We are young' pretty early on. Get the cursor ready over the mute button from the start.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post All Wetter Motorrad
I thought this was a "down there" safety thing for men of a certain age.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post really not that keen on selling it are they?
Postage:May not post to United Kingdom - Read item description or contact seller for details.
Item location: High Peak, United Kingdom
Postage to: Worldwide
Excludes: Germany, France, United Kingdom, Spain, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Australia, Canada, United States
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hadn't even noticed that! Thanks. A perverse marketing ploy all over!
 (I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Some "stuck at work after hours for the 5th day running" soothing melody's.
X-factor wannabes take note, she may look like shes having a flid-out when singing but boy does she have a damn good voice on her.
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post "having a flid-out"?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its a new term i just came up with
not the best song to see it watch some other with more umph :)
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Man quits job for entirely sane and rational reasons
I mean, what else would anyone do when faced with such a dilemma?

Apologies if not GC
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seem legit
But maybe it was just upside down "Nine Nine Nine!"
*waits*
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post so much to laugh at in that article.
i do suspect there is someone in HR purposefully messing with him after the first time he complained.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post More likely he is the 666th employee, alphabetically.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are probably right on that.
it would explain the W2 form as they are processed and numbered alphabetically. but still, i like my idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does someone want to tell him
the number of the Beast has been discovered to be 616, not 666?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5J1AlFPRKE
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The joke'll be on him when someone tells him the number of the beast is actually 616
/edit...my mind appears to be full of piss...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Downton Abbey Parody Song I made this!
I done this. It's a parody song. Hope you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! I'm pleased that you liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done, Pet!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh bless im

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact he obviously lives with his parents kind of ruins the whole gangster illusion.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post the wallpaper

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the beam.
Living in your parents loft is the English equivalent of living in your parents basement in the states.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gangster parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
according to freakanomics, most gangsters do live with their parents.
 (bruxia, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's
better than I could manage. But I do find myself hoping someone will punch him.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=duE5rR4SkSA
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post some things never change

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well done him
for remembering all the words.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post A Look Inside The Google Offices In Tel Aviv.
It all looks a bit fucking strange and then...TRACTOR!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They can kind of do what they want
because they shit money. I've been to their London offices a few times and the canteen (which is free) is fantastic. If they'd ever employ someone like me I'd probably work there.

I suppose, really, being the sort of person who'd go and work for a company because they had good free lunches is why I'm not the sort of person they'd employ.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having spoken to a couple of people who work there
The working hours are LUDICROUS. They need to bribe the staff like that to convince them its a good place to work because the cost is any hope of a normal life.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's the pay like?

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are such fucking hipsters!
I've been in Amazon's Edinburgh office, it is not much like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh they did have
an enormously elaborate Marble Run setup though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretentious.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work in an office
That had a multicoloured "Wendy House" for adults to encourage creativity.

Nobody ever fucking set foot in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
creativity wanking

Just to sort this mucky little chevron out.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stuff like this always remind me of this comic:
www.spaceavalanche.com/2009/11/16/technology-fail/
 (Haz, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feels heartless and ugly. Faux soul, synthetic trees, bland ideas.

(chompedhomas, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a link post German Forklift Training Video
I BET no one has seen this before.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Theme days are shit, a glass cock theme day is even worse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Think I'll go find something useful to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What ^spider-girl^ said

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
but everyone else was doing it and I'm highly impressionable.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that's the case /talk would love you*
*in a bad uncle type of way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they give me some sweets
and have a puppy in the back of a van to show me, I'll be happy to talk to them.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that you mention it.
"Follow me"
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This all actually happened on the day they were filming
it's just a coincidence.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you Klaus?
i got to about 1.34 then felt like i was in a hot stuffy European training room watching this on vhs with a hangover surrounded by international colleagues who all knew what the fuck i did last night that i shouldn't have done..
*proper flashback*
 (I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Efficient forklift use. I approve.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's forked.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never
seen www.b3ta.com/links/442260 it before
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Ever carried a bag of dog poo so heavy you needed a rest on your journey?
Sorry for the Fail link, can't find a reference anywhwere else.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could have given them a better picture of yourself to use in the article.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The council should give him a job as shit collector. He's obviously an expert and the job is much needed if his local park has a bin bags worth of shit on it.
 (loci, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post perfect job for him. haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lazy twat has to sign on once a fortnight ...
... and he's late? Fuck him. Let him eat dog-shit
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post But he leads a proper Rock 'n' Dole lifestyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I just love funding it
It makes me feel all warm inside
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have such a big heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post what reason did he give for being late?
if its because he is a lazy idol twat then fuck him

especially as he is obviously a horrible, self entitled cock weasle
 (Jamesrobson, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not lazy
Lazy people complain on the internet, unlazy people collect massive bags of dog poo.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is lazy.
A 10 kg bag, and he had to stop for a rest. He must spend his days sat on a sofa.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Every Alfred Hitchcock Cameo
Alfred made a cameo in (I believe) every one of his films. And here they are. Things start getting amusing in the 1950s.
(ccc, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooohhhhh....
Being dragged to see Hitchcock this weekend, not too keen, i do like his films but when i see Anthony Hopkins playing him in the trailer i just see Anthony Hopkins with a few extra chins and a different voice. Maybe it'll be good, i'll wait and see.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post DJ Jazzy Jeff isn't so good in that film.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopkins actually looks like a fat Uncle Phil in the trailer, but white, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just think "Oh, it's Helen Mirren... again."

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was Weekend at Bernie's one of his?
Or was it Weekend at Bernie's 2?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible ulgy nasty peice of shit!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, how much time does one need between clips to read the fucking film title?
Speed up the editing for the love of god, time is money
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for the film Big Ass Spider.
Yeah, this actually exists.

We're going to need a bigger lighter and can of hairspray...
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger doesnt mean scarier
'Eight legged freaks' had huge spiders in it and didnt trigger the arachnophobe in me at all, whereas 'arachnaphobia' did (scared the shit out of me), and they were all realistically sized. Probably more relatable.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched Arachnophobia stood up in the middle of the room screaming:
"THERE ON ME!!! THERE ON ME!!! GET THEM OFF!!! GET THEM OFF!!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of icky spidery scenarios you can easily imagine yourself in
Such as when he reached around the toilet, only to narrowly miss the spider, and the shower scene
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that was what was so killer about it all, it was all too believable.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They still talk about that evening at Belle Vue Showcase

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, if i'd have only kept my close on the police wouldn't have been called.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post PLZ TAEK OF UR CLOSE
That's a new one for the book
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urrrrgh, cock-fingers.
I meant to type clothes.

Wouldn't surprise me if the police did ask me to strip though, after all, Belle Vue is Uncle Jingle Jangle Jimmy's old hunting ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You managed to watch it?
I got to the bit where the Spider jumps form the tree onto the back pack (the bit right the beginning). I stood up, said "I'm out" and left the room.

I didn't actually say "I'm out" because it was about 15 years ago, but it would have been a phrase pertinent to the time period. Maybe it was "I, am, outta here!" or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i actually watched it, it was a dare from my older brother.
This was when i was a kid and would pass out if i walked into the bathroom and saw a spider in the bath, i'm not much better now, now i just scream like a girl and run away. It's not a vast improvement but i do consider it progress.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Long reach hoover attachments are my friend.
Still tremble like a lead when doing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same for cocks, I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post cocknophobia

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post analprobeia.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst ever
Who album
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep saying to people who are afraid of spiders
You need to see Arachnaphobia - that movie was made for you - not so much me that doesn't really give a fuck.

I relate this to people who don't understand that movies, generally have a target audience - and if you find a movie shit - it is not always a universal truth that it is shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't download this movie for free"
Think he's safe there.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I'd TOTALLY pay to watch this
*crosses fingers behind back*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually looks quite fun

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't download it, he'll find out where you lives and bum you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Promise?

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pinky promise.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stinky promise.

(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, that spider's got one biiiiiiiiiiiig ass!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws 2 pence at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That should cover the catering for Big Ass Spider 2.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think those big ass spiders would have more of an appetite

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has a scene with some guy's face melting off

Entertaining enough for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks big assed shit
and there is something very unlikable about the director
 (Jamesrobson, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wish people would make more interesting films
now that the technology is more available.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Unflattering Beyonce Super Bowl photos go viral after a demand for their removal
In the spirit of which, I created 'Hulkonccceeeee'


 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only there were a board to post photoshopped images...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post One can dream...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good idea ,that.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Saw this billboard today...

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice find

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post audi: having a joke since 2011

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It even looks like the one I took
2/3 years ago....

In the same location as well.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is glasscock thursday
So this is well on theme
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/board/10392436
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha - wll spotted - it says 1530 in the bottom right - loosers
actual cylinder capacity on even a basic model is 1998 for tax purposes
but other models are available
 (I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:46, , Reply)

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