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This is a link post The winner of Eurovision 2013
Ladies and gentlemen, look no further, for the majesty of Yan from Azerbaijan will triumph over all.
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This is a normal post Sounds like a baby Dalek.
Or a Dalek puppet of Orville.
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This is a normal post Biggest LOL of the week for me

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Randy's still packing in the cheese burgers but at least he's got over his allergy.
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This is a link post New Danny Dyer film you say?
here it is
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is so bad it doesn't make sense
why would someone allow this? Even the voice over guy for the trailer sounds like an amateur.

EDIT: Ah Ray Cooney! They must have green lit straight away.
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This is a normal post utter dogshit.

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This is a normal post I straight up don't believe this is real

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately it is
it's based on a play
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "boasts cameos appearances from Cliff Richard, Lionel Blair, Russ Abbot and Rolf Harris"
Aren't all of these paedos?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post and Barry Cryer

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Timmy Mallet

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
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its got Judi Dench in it
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This is a normal post DYER, HARDING, MORRISEY:
This has got 'The Oscars' written all over it.

SPOILER ALERT:

I like the bit where the one that bummed Les Dennis' wife sits on a cake.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bummed Les Dennis' wife's cousin
but have never sat on a cake
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Anyone know Charlie Brooker's e-mail address?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it yer fakkin toilet

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This is a normal post hahaha

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This is a normal post Don't go a bed!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell...
thats looks shite
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Gove will put this on the national curriculum.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes Movie 43 look like Citizen Kane.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The name's Dire, Danny Dire.

(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 6:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Oxbow Lakes I made this!
I know all about that there Geography me. Next up Glacial Moraines.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post after glacial moraines...
can you do interlocking spurs? or maybe arches, stacks and stumps.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe
What about Clints and Dykes?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, after a super brief google...
i'm none the wiser.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aah, the terminal and lateral moraine.
I love a bit of glacial scree too.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
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Medial morainist
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a link post "Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?" - part IV NSFW
I don't know if my first exposure to Alexei Sayle was through the Young Ones, or from hearing this, but the latter could explain why I overuse the word "cunt". Ultra ridiculous and very NSFW due to swears (and little else!)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. guess I'm on a lot of ignore lists.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
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Have a 'I like this' on me.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too...
Never heard this version.

Best of all his Young Ones sketches was the " 'Ere - are you Benito Mussolini?"

[Edit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBh8tdmN8pE
Charlie Tango Teakettle Barbecue
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(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Just browsing the webz and seen this LOLZ
It looks like something, doesn't it?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post For real???

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post isnt that
THE actual glass cock?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *nods*

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
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There's more than one?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
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Totes.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/940949
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This is a normal post NO WAY BRO!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a link post \o/

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post SK
If only that man was freddy krueger or edward scissorhands
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post My immediate thought on this isn't the obvious GC/SK in joke you were aiming for....
....but the fact that when it was on that 'Rude Tube' clip show, it turned out that the woman doing the tickling has a six inch long beard.
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This is a normal post \o/
Steve Holt!
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This is a link post Full Uncensored Interview With Hatchet Weilding Hitchhiker NSFW
Entertaining story (bro)

NSFW due to copious and natural use of F word
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:50, , Reply)
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if only someone would autotune it.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there will be more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfAYYg55EpI
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Feast of St Scrunt today?

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This is a normal post LEGEND.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell - is this glasscock thursday?

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's supposed to be ironic

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's it.
30 Days!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The second Thursday of February is celebrated as St. Scrunt's Day.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next thursday then?

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Then we'll get to see them all again.
That was the joke.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Curiosity finds something shiny...
Remember Curiosity?
It's thats nuclear powered robot on Mars that shoots fricken lasers.
Well it's found something metallic.



Raw image here
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Johnny #5 !?

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They finally found my keys!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibilities:
1) Something metallic is somehow on the surface of Mars, entirely coincidentally in the vicinity of a recently-landed rover

2) Something fell off the descent vehicle on the way down

My money is on option 2.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks embedded to me and not a shape able to balance.
Was thinking metallic seam exposed when the rest of the rock was eroded.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a tiny tyrannosaurus rex

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This is a normal post C3PO's foot.

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This is a normal post exactly what I was going to type :D

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does look pretty damn close to being C3PO's foot
I feel a bit bad that he's been treated like that.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post But still they come

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
FFs this isnt mars it is in the atacarma desert. Wake up!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's definitely Johnny 5.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's martian gold I tells ye!!

*dusts off miners hat*
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:13, , Reply)
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Yer gonna need a space miners hat! I can upgrade yers for only eleventy five kittens
(, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 5:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...the little protuberance is probably about 0.5 cm tall, or even smaller
Yeah. Heard that before.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like condensation on the lens to me

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Giant Snow Goatse
Goatse not very much in disguise
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Beware Chinese Photoshoppers bearing gifts...
The far east equivalent of photoshop troll
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some belters on there
I think the "Make me look cooler, but don’t use any cheap effects." is my favourite
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think mine was 'I want to look more dangerous'

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "hero with courage" is my favourite

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post stay out of my brain tanks!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're great.
The hero with courage tickled me the most.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
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That's even better than photoshop troll, the underwater one is especially genius
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Good Polish Security
One of the thugs was caught red-handed in may 2012 during a computer shop burglary. After being released, he came back to the shop with another thug, threatening staff with total demolition of the shop.
Then... the store owner comes from the back office.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post they didn't look capable of demolishing a packet of crisps

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not possible in the UK
In the UK the shop owner would be prosecuted for assault, because the case would be easy to make with the CCTV footage.

I know someone whose life has been ruined by the criminal record that they got from doing exactly this to two thugs.

Got to love this country.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They aren't very good at being thugs are they?

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate these people
I hope they all drop their poncy iPhones into their food
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just find it so rude
You're in a restaurant, which is trying to create an ambience where people can relax and enjoy their meals, and you're taking flash photography of your food....
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should build up all the rage
Until you have an aneurysm. Its the british way.
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This is a normal post I am
In the meantime I write snide letters to the local paper and tut loudly, if it all gets too much to cope with.
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This is a normal post Genu-LOL
pohtpof.tumblr.com/image/26369865445
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This is a link post More computery excellence from Mr Momus
'My computer broke down today, gonna throw my old friend away
Cos the hard disk crashed when the write head parked in a quite calamitous way'
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This is a normal post marry me.

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This is a normal post Already Married.......
TO MUSIC!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:13, , Reply)
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am going to see Momus in a few weeks, v happy about this.
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This is a normal post Have just bought his last three albums in one go.
Cant believe he still has all these songs in 'im!

As I live in the culture free north east, I doubt i'll be seeing him any time soon...
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
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you can d/l loads of his early stuff for free, with his blessing here:

www.ubu.com/sound/momus.html

he only comes to the UK a coupla times a year, but he did Manchester & Nottingham last year so no excuses. The 2 best gigs I've ever been to were Momus gigs.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen him in London and Newcastle(?!)
Both gigs were ace. Had a chat with him and said I thought pretty much everything he's ever done is brilliant. He said he felt the same way about David Bowie.

I did a cover of one of his tunes here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G-5d5-OmZQ
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This is a normal post i used to have this film on 16mm. wife worked on punch cards a long time ago.

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This is a link post Things fitting perfectly into other things
Just like the title says.
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This is a normal post that gave me
a little OCDgasm
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is today just GC day?
Is search really that fucked?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A GC fitting perfectly up your bottom.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once I had a link, and it was a gas
Soon turned out, it was a cock of glass.

If I could sing like Debbie Harry, I'd record a spoof of that Blondie song. But I can't.
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This is a normal post I liked it. I hadn't seen it before. Everyone else can get knotted.

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This is a normal post fuck you entropy!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a link post If twelve year old boys made advertising campaigns and shirts...
They'd be this shit, but at least they'd have the excuse of being 12.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, that was the extended version
there's no need to put yourself through that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ati7wiFVFaU

shorter version is just as bad.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
That's got to be tongue in cheek? Also, that is a horrible, horrible shirt.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it is,
because if you reversed the genders the feminists would go ape shit.

So what do we have here. Man dresses a certain way: gets raped.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was definitely asking for it
those cuffs were scandalous.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is post-modern irony
Ie. shit and not funny
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post If mr tumble and roy chubby brown mated....

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty convinced that they
thought this was an original and hilarious advert that would become viral for all the right reasons.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting business model,
how many lads would be willing to admit they didn't have sex for a month?
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This is a normal post ooo
me sir, me....
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they have to admit it openly on fb too..
and post pictures of them wearing the hideous clothing.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know a better way to get a pity shag?

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a link post The WTF Singalong (EXPLICIT) NSFW
News reporters getting angry on TV. Auto tuned for your safety.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Shirley this must have been seen?
Here are some photos, beyonces publicist would like removed from the interwebs...


Can't find it anywhere on the b3ta already, please don't kill me if it's GC, but fuckin hell.....it's like a GIFT to photoshoppers...
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few shops on Board
I think anyone who does energetic dance routines is going to look like shit for 90% of the time, but Beyonce does seem especially prone to it.
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This is a normal post It's amazing what a great job they did photoshopping out her cock.

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This is a normal post Jay-Z was on stage too?

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This is a normal post yes it is

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This is a normal post Would

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats a hell of an improvment!

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a link post I was going to post a video about some merkin bird who gets 30 days in jail
but then I came across this. Lasted much longer than I thought it would...
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seen a picture with what looks like a glasscock?
I'm thinking of posting it.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should do that..
After all, without having posted any links on this board, or donated for an icon, it's about time you did something to actually contribute to the community rather than just sit there posting snide replies.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a link post A minute of chilled Piano, with After Effects visuals I made this!
After effects goes to some nice places if you use it in 'I wonder what this bit does' mode. The music took about an hour, playing one bar at a time, hitting notes by random guesswork and deleting the 99% that don't sound right.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take it you don't play piano then?
If so, this isn't bad. I've heard worse on some adverts.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I can't play piano at all, I just have a little 25 note usb keyboard that I was hitting hit pretty much at random to make this, although I'm gradually getting better at guessing which notes will sound ok.
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