The winner of Eurovision 2013
Ladies and gentlemen, look no further, for the majesty of Yan from Azerbaijan will triumph over all.
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Ladies and gentlemen, look no further, for the majesty of Yan from Azerbaijan will triumph over all.
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Randy's still packing in the cheese burgers but at least he's got over his allergy.
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That is so bad it doesn't make sense
why would someone allow this? Even the voice over guy for the trailer sounds like an amateur.
EDIT: Ah Ray Cooney! They must have green lit straight away.
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why would someone allow this? Even the voice over guy for the trailer sounds like an amateur.
EDIT: Ah Ray Cooney! They must have green lit straight away.
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"boasts cameos appearances from Cliff Richard, Lionel Blair, Russ Abbot and Rolf Harris"
Aren't all of these paedos?
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Aren't all of these paedos?
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DYER, HARDING, MORRISEY:
This has got 'The Oscars' written all over it.
SPOILER ALERT:
I like the bit where the one that bummed Les Dennis' wife sits on a cake.
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This has got 'The Oscars' written all over it.
SPOILER ALERT:
I like the bit where the one that bummed Les Dennis' wife sits on a cake.
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I bummed Les Dennis' wife's cousin
but have never sat on a cake
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but have never sat on a cake
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Oxbow Lakes
I made this!
I know all about that there Geography me. Next up Glacial Moraines.
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I know all about that there Geography me. Next up Glacial Moraines.
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after glacial moraines...
can you do interlocking spurs? or maybe arches, stacks and stumps.
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can you do interlocking spurs? or maybe arches, stacks and stumps.
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Aah, the terminal and lateral moraine.
I love a bit of glacial scree too.
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I love a bit of glacial scree too.
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"Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?" - part IV
NSFW
I don't know if my first exposure to Alexei Sayle was through the Young Ones, or from hearing this, but the latter could explain why I overuse the word "cunt". Ultra ridiculous and very NSFW due to swears (and little else!)
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I don't know if my first exposure to Alexei Sayle was through the Young Ones, or from hearing this, but the latter could explain why I overuse the word "cunt". Ultra ridiculous and very NSFW due to swears (and little else!)
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me too...
Never heard this version.
Best of all his Young Ones sketches was the " 'Ere - are you Benito Mussolini?"
[Edit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBh8tdmN8pE
Charlie Tango Teakettle Barbecue
]
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Never heard this version.
Best of all his Young Ones sketches was the " 'Ere - are you Benito Mussolini?"
[Edit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBh8tdmN8pE
Charlie Tango Teakettle Barbecue
]
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Just browsing the webz and seen this LOLZ
It looks like something, doesn't it?
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It looks like something, doesn't it?
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SK
If only that man was freddy krueger or edward scissorhands
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If only that man was freddy krueger or edward scissorhands
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My immediate thought on this isn't the obvious GC/SK in joke you were aiming for....
....but the fact that when it was on that 'Rude Tube' clip show, it turned out that the woman doing the tickling has a six inch long beard.
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....but the fact that when it was on that 'Rude Tube' clip show, it turned out that the woman doing the tickling has a six inch long beard.
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Full Uncensored Interview With Hatchet Weilding Hitchhiker
NSFW
Entertaining story (bro)
NSFW due to copious and natural use of F word
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Entertaining story (bro)
NSFW due to copious and natural use of F word
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I'm sure there will be more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfAYYg55EpI
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfAYYg55EpI
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The second Thursday of February is celebrated as St. Scrunt's Day.
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Yes. Then we'll get to see them all again.
That was the joke.
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That was the joke.
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Curiosity finds something shiny...
Remember Curiosity?
It's thats nuclear powered robot on Mars that shoots fricken lasers.
Well it's found something metallic.
Raw image here
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Remember Curiosity?
It's thats nuclear powered robot on Mars that shoots fricken lasers.
Well it's found something metallic.
Raw image here
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Possibilities:
1) Something metallic is somehow on the surface of Mars, entirely coincidentally in the vicinity of a recently-landed rover
2) Something fell off the descent vehicle on the way down
My money is on option 2.
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1) Something metallic is somehow on the surface of Mars, entirely coincidentally in the vicinity of a recently-landed rover
2) Something fell off the descent vehicle on the way down
My money is on option 2.
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Looks embedded to me and not a shape able to balance.
Was thinking metallic seam exposed when the rest of the rock was eroded.
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Was thinking metallic seam exposed when the rest of the rock was eroded.
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It does look pretty damn close to being C3PO's foot
I feel a bit bad that he's been treated like that.
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I feel a bit bad that he's been treated like that.
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Hahaha
FFs this isnt mars it is in the atacarma desert. Wake up!
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FFs this isnt mars it is in the atacarma desert. Wake up!
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Yer gonna need a space miners hat! I can upgrade yers for only eleventy five kittens
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...the little protuberance is probably about 0.5 cm tall, or even smaller
Yeah. Heard that before.
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Yeah. Heard that before.
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Beware Chinese Photoshoppers bearing gifts...
The far east equivalent of photoshop troll
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The far east equivalent of photoshop troll
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Some belters on there
I think the "Make me look cooler, but don’t use any cheap effects." is my favourite
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I think the "Make me look cooler, but don’t use any cheap effects." is my favourite
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That's even better than photoshop troll, the underwater one is especially genius
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Good Polish Security
One of the thugs was caught red-handed in may 2012 during a computer shop burglary. After being released, he came back to the shop with another thug, threatening staff with total demolition of the shop.
Then... the store owner comes from the back office.
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One of the thugs was caught red-handed in may 2012 during a computer shop burglary. After being released, he came back to the shop with another thug, threatening staff with total demolition of the shop.
Then... the store owner comes from the back office.
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Not possible in the UK
In the UK the shop owner would be prosecuted for assault, because the case would be easy to make with the CCTV footage.
I know someone whose life has been ruined by the criminal record that they got from doing exactly this to two thugs.
Got to love this country.
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In the UK the shop owner would be prosecuted for assault, because the case would be easy to make with the CCTV footage.
I know someone whose life has been ruined by the criminal record that they got from doing exactly this to two thugs.
Got to love this country.
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I hate these people
I hope they all drop their poncy iPhones into their food
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I hope they all drop their poncy iPhones into their food
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I just find it so rude
You're in a restaurant, which is trying to create an ambience where people can relax and enjoy their meals, and you're taking flash photography of your food....
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You're in a restaurant, which is trying to create an ambience where people can relax and enjoy their meals, and you're taking flash photography of your food....
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You should build up all the rage
Until you have an aneurysm. Its the british way.
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Until you have an aneurysm. Its the british way.
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I am
In the meantime I write snide letters to the local paper and tut loudly, if it all gets too much to cope with.
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In the meantime I write snide letters to the local paper and tut loudly, if it all gets too much to cope with.
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More computery excellence from Mr Momus
'My computer broke down today, gonna throw my old friend away
Cos the hard disk crashed when the write head parked in a quite calamitous way'
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'My computer broke down today, gonna throw my old friend away
Cos the hard disk crashed when the write head parked in a quite calamitous way'
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Have just bought his last three albums in one go.
Cant believe he still has all these songs in 'im!
As I live in the culture free north east, I doubt i'll be seeing him any time soon...
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Cant believe he still has all these songs in 'im!
As I live in the culture free north east, I doubt i'll be seeing him any time soon...
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you can d/l loads of his early stuff for free, with his blessing here:
www.ubu.com/sound/momus.html
he only comes to the UK a coupla times a year, but he did Manchester & Nottingham last year so no excuses. The 2 best gigs I've ever been to were Momus gigs.
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Seen him in London and Newcastle(?!)
Both gigs were ace. Had a chat with him and said I thought pretty much everything he's ever done is brilliant. He said he felt the same way about David Bowie.
I did a cover of one of his tunes here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G-5d5-OmZQ
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Both gigs were ace. Had a chat with him and said I thought pretty much everything he's ever done is brilliant. He said he felt the same way about David Bowie.
I did a cover of one of his tunes here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G-5d5-OmZQ
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i used to have this film on 16mm. wife worked on punch cards a long time ago.
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Things fitting perfectly into other things
Just like the title says.
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Just like the title says.
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Once I had a link, and it was a gas
Soon turned out, it was a cock of glass.
If I could sing like Debbie Harry, I'd record a spoof of that Blondie song. But I can't.
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Soon turned out, it was a cock of glass.
If I could sing like Debbie Harry, I'd record a spoof of that Blondie song. But I can't.
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I liked it. I hadn't seen it before. Everyone else can get knotted.
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If twelve year old boys made advertising campaigns and shirts...
They'd be this shit, but at least they'd have the excuse of being 12.
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They'd be this shit, but at least they'd have the excuse of being 12.
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sorry, that was the extended version
there's no need to put yourself through that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ati7wiFVFaU
shorter version is just as bad.
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there's no need to put yourself through that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ati7wiFVFaU
shorter version is just as bad.
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Hehe
That's got to be tongue in cheek? Also, that is a horrible, horrible shirt.
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That's got to be tongue in cheek? Also, that is a horrible, horrible shirt.
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I hope it is,
because if you reversed the genders the feminists would go ape shit.
So what do we have here. Man dresses a certain way: gets raped.
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because if you reversed the genders the feminists would go ape shit.
So what do we have here. Man dresses a certain way: gets raped.
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he was definitely asking for it
those cuffs were scandalous.
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those cuffs were scandalous.
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I'm pretty convinced that they
thought this was an original and hilarious advert that would become viral for all the right reasons.
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thought this was an original and hilarious advert that would become viral for all the right reasons.
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interesting business model,
how many lads would be willing to admit they didn't have sex for a month?
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how many lads would be willing to admit they didn't have sex for a month?
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I think they have to admit it openly on fb too..
and post pictures of them wearing the hideous clothing.
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and post pictures of them wearing the hideous clothing.
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The WTF Singalong (EXPLICIT)
NSFW
News reporters getting angry on TV. Auto tuned for your safety.
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News reporters getting angry on TV. Auto tuned for your safety.
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Shirley this must have been seen?
Here are some photos, beyonces publicist would like removed from the interwebs...
Can't find it anywhere on the b3ta already, please don't kill me if it's GC, but fuckin hell.....it's like a GIFT to photoshoppers...
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Here are some photos, beyonces publicist would like removed from the interwebs...
Can't find it anywhere on the b3ta already, please don't kill me if it's GC, but fuckin hell.....it's like a GIFT to photoshoppers...
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There's a few shops on Board
I think anyone who does energetic dance routines is going to look like shit for 90% of the time, but Beyonce does seem especially prone to it.
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I think anyone who does energetic dance routines is going to look like shit for 90% of the time, but Beyonce does seem especially prone to it.
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It's amazing what a great job they did photoshopping out her cock.
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I was going to post a video about some merkin bird who gets 30 days in jail
but then I came across this. Lasted much longer than I thought it would...
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but then I came across this. Lasted much longer than I thought it would...
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You seen a picture with what looks like a glasscock?
I'm thinking of posting it.
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I'm thinking of posting it.
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You should do that..
After all, without having posted any links on this board, or donated for an icon, it's about time you did something to actually contribute to the community rather than just sit there posting snide replies.
( , Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:32, Share, Reply)
After all, without having posted any links on this board, or donated for an icon, it's about time you did something to actually contribute to the community rather than just sit there posting snide replies.
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A minute of chilled Piano, with After Effects visuals
I made this!
After effects goes to some nice places if you use it in 'I wonder what this bit does' mode. The music took about an hour, playing one bar at a time, hitting notes by random guesswork and deleting the 99% that don't sound right.
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After effects goes to some nice places if you use it in 'I wonder what this bit does' mode. The music took about an hour, playing one bar at a time, hitting notes by random guesswork and deleting the 99% that don't sound right.
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I take it you don't play piano then?
If so, this isn't bad. I've heard worse on some adverts.
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If so, this isn't bad. I've heard worse on some adverts.
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Thanks
I can't play piano at all, I just have a little 25 note usb keyboard that I was hitting hit pretty much at random to make this, although I'm gradually getting better at guessing which notes will sound ok.
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I can't play piano at all, I just have a little 25 note usb keyboard that I was hitting hit pretty much at random to make this, although I'm gradually getting better at guessing which notes will sound ok.
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