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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

* No isms - keep this light
* Non jokes will be deleted and users temp banned
* No nicked jokes - write one!

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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A woman hears her husband is in hospital and rushes to A&E. The doctor, who is Italian, says: "I'm-a sorry. It-a seems-a your ahsband is-a turning into a tree."
She asks, "Oh my God, is he getting any better?"
Says the doctor: "No! He's-a sick-a more!"

(I swear it's funny out loud.)
(, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:46, Reply)
thank you for joining
and taking part
(, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:00, Reply)
I'm
sorry.
(, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:12, Reply)
So you should be

(, Wed 9 May 2018, 20:45, Reply)

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