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[challenge entry] Ladies and Gentlemen, now the moment no one's been waiting for the world famous taking the piss contest

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 17:14, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 18:34, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 22:57, , Reply)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Apr, 3:40, , Reply)
# i like this
also: cockav5
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr, 20:32, , Reply)
# Passwords must contain at least eight characters
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 22:56, , Reply)
# Kind of like The Village People?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr, 23:47, , Reply)
# More like The Shoe People
It was the first series from the West to be shown in the former Soviet Union and became so popular there that it sold over 25 million Shoe People books
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 23 Apr, 0:02, , Reply)
# nyet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr, 0:49, , Reply)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Apr, 23:19, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Everyone dies horribly in this one. Several times. Bastards.
(plankton, Mon 22 Apr, 13:39, , Reply)
# hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Apr, 13:44, , Reply)
# new BBC drama?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 17:20, , Reply)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Apr, 11:30, , Reply)
[challenge entry] I'll put it back if you don't want it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Apr, 3:47, , Reply)
# Tag Eugh
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 10:36, , Reply)
# Plop Fiction
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 10:40, , Reply)
# Rolexlax
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Apr, 10:46, , Reply)
# Seikewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Apr, 12:11, , Reply)
[challenge entry] "You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Webby-Red-And-Blue"
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Sun 21 Apr, 23:17, , Reply)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr, 1:01, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Gratuitous repost
Alobaflobalob
(Astatine, Mon 22 Apr, 3:02, , Reply)
# Took me a while
Thought it was a Douglas Adams reference
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 10:37, , Reply)
# Oh no, not again
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Apr, 12:12, , Reply)
# ++
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Mon 22 Apr, 14:40, , Reply)
[challenge entry] pea

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 21 Apr, 22:45, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Please don't mine for being naughty stepped to this

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Here is my picture it is edited by me but the original picture is not made by me it was made by Warner Bros which is short for Warner Brothers I only edited this picture made by me (edited) it is a picture of invisible Duck Dodgers (played by inaudible Joe Alaskey) being trained by visible Master Moloch (played by audible Quentin Tarantino) please do not naughty stepped for this I mean you no harm.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr, 19:44, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr, 20:29, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr, 20:59, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr, 21:01, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr, 21:56, , Reply)
# Wait, are you suggesting that Shatner wore a rug?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 21 Apr, 23:05, , Reply)
# Him and Koenig both.
The more interesting idea is that Kirk wore a wig.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr, 23:42, , Reply)
# Pedrohin wears a wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 21 Apr, 23:56, , Reply)
# Really? I thought he had a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Apr, 0:11, , Reply)
# I think she left him
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Apr, 7:44, , Reply)
# Was Peter Falk's eye playing a real eye in Columbo?
They never get away with it these days, they'd have to cast an able-eyed actor and quite right too.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 22 Apr, 17:50, , Reply)
# For some reason I think Columbo had a glass eye
but this is a fascinating question. Is his glass eye referenced in any of the scripts? Get Tim Vine on the case.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 22 Apr, 18:05, , Reply)
# Not likely that a serving detective would have a glass eye, even less likely that a serving detective would lose an eye, have it replaced using public funds and then be permitted to continue in his role.
No, there's only one explanation that makes sense and leads to an unexpected double act.
Detective Columbo must have lost the eye while serving, concealed this somehow and paid for the glass eye out of his own pocket.

Thus the double act in every investigation, Detective Columbo with the Private Eye.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Apr, 19:58, , Reply)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 22 Apr, 20:10, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Not sure if a melting penis requires an NSFW tag or not.

RIS?
RIS??
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 22 Apr, 20:09, , Reply)
# Your disingenuous butthurt notwithstanding,
the NSFW rhetorical question was answered before it was asked 20 years ago.

Does it look like porn at first glance? NSFW. Does it not look like pork at first glance? Not NSFW.

Obviously it's all subjective, so we should probably all just continue to tell each other to kill ourselves.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 22 Apr, 22:33, , Reply)
# Alternatively, does it look like porn at first glance? FP.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 23 Apr, 0:25, , Reply)
# Veet for Men
Caution, read safety directions
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 23:36, , Reply)
# It's an invisible anthropomorphic duck
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 22 Apr, 22:56, , Reply)
# It's my favourite b3tan, Anthonyb3ta70100!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 23 Apr, 0:24, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Dog Reservoirs

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(I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Sun 21 Apr, 19:04, , Reply)
# Lol
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Apr, 19:05, , Reply)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr, 20:22, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun
(Dan Gordon, Sun 21 Apr, 16:05, , Reply)
# Look what monstrosity potatoshop AI generated on one run...


(Dan Gordon, Sun 21 Apr, 16:08, , Reply)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr, 18:49, , Reply)
# Seems like it would better suit The Fly 2 though.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Apr, 0:17, , Reply)
# This Spaceballs reboot looks promising
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 21 Apr, 20:46, , Reply)
[challenge entry] ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 21 Apr, 17:30, , Reply)
# ugh
that's worse than the monstrosity above lol. looks like the thing is trying to get out of his mouth

(Dan Gordon, Sun 21 Apr, 17:35, , Reply)
# Pedrohin?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 Apr, 17:51, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr, 17:59, , Reply)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr, 18:50, , Reply)
# We'll get him back............just have to use the right bait...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr, 20:37, , Reply)
# Jailbait, from the look of her
(rogerzilla, Mon 22 Apr, 8:33, , Reply)
# A good looker, doesn't say much
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr, 10:32, , Reply)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr, 20:32, , Reply)
# CAT-CAT?
(rogerzilla, Mon 22 Apr, 11:17, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Disappointing
(plankton, Sun 21 Apr, 16:00, , Reply)
# Hehe
Also works with Se7en...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 21 Apr, 17:41, , Reply)
[challenge entry] You'd better find my wallet
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Apr, 11:30, , Reply)
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(plankton, Sun 21 Apr, 11:04, , Reply)
# Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 21 Apr, 23:58, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Why hellooo thur...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 21 Apr, 11:01, , Reply)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Apr, 11:04, , Reply)
# Sega
Mogga Drive? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Sun 21 Apr, 19:05, , Reply)
# Conservative Master Race System
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Apr, 21:01, , Reply)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Apr, 10:38, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Warning: shit pun
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 21 Apr, 10:20, , Reply)

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