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[challenge entry] He was a great Dr Who Anne Widdecombe...

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# ....there's a few things that would fit comfortably in that mouth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# both barrels of a shotgun?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# cynanide capsules?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Stinging nettles and dog piss covered in asbestos.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
#
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# My cock, for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# arrrghhh! that is just plain scary.... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# She's always existed in a time and space unrecognisable to everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# itchy cunt?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# 2/10 for effort
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# higher than i expected
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I think im doing it wrong..
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# no
everything here is in order
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# phew
good to know.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# E.T. x 2
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# And this was a junior Home Office minister
who insisted a woman allowed out of prison to give birth remained handcuffed to her bed throughout.

These are the kind of people we're dealing with.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# sounds fair to me
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
#
*does a runner whilst giving birth*

You big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I was hoping to ellicit the response of someone going mental at me...
but you ruined it by not being a cock...

I hate you!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I save my real bastardiness for mumsnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# How'd they get pregnant in prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Screw?
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# OK.
When a man and a lady love one another very much...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# ... two screws hold the lady down whilst the guv gives her one in the fish-mitten
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# fish-mitten
lovely word that:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I don't see anything wrong with that.
Dozy bitch shouldn't have been up to mischief while preggers, should she.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# FFS,
the silly prat was sentenced when already pregnant.

*EDIT* you disgraceful ninja editor, you*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Well it's her own fault for doing sillys when pregnant.
Simple rule of time n' crime, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Next time you give birth,
no matter what you've done,
I hope you aren't handcuffed to the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Oh I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] a better Sith Lord though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)