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[challenge entry] KEEP THIS CUNT OUT ...

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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Oh please don't let these fuckers get in.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Unfortunately
I think it's inevitable. Hopefully however, they won't have an overall majority and some of the more right-wing legislation.

Also, hopefully the Libs will be able to blackmail them into holding a referendum on PR.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I really don't think I will be able to take it.
The thought of his smug fucking face grinning from ear to ear in celebratory glee outside No 10 would be even worse than Blair when his last kid was born, coming out in the morning sun with his sleeves rolled up and a mug of tea that someone had so obviously pressed into his claw just before he went outside.

Oh god.

I really will have to get and remain drunk for the next five years. Proper, nasty drunk. Not the fun stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# why is it always the sad and horrible truth in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# The only good thing I can think of
Is that it will give comedians and musicians a wealth of decent material to work with.

Not that New Labour didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Billy Bragg must be dusting off his guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Dear Christ I've just thought that it might cause
A Ben Elton nostalgia gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# ICKLEBITTAPOLITIKS
he'll call him 'Mr Cam'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# If ever there was a reason NOT to vote Tory, ^this^ is it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# You see now my horrible, not beautiful, not in any way poetic pain?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I'm in a quandry now
Friday will be fun here, I'll be sitting on the sidelines lurking, watching people reach apoplectic heights of whinging
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
With voting comes the right to whinge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I have a feling that friday will see b3ta being turned into people's personal blogs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# *starts drinking heavily*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I'm busy all day Friday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I remember seeing Bremner a while ago
The more left-leaning comedians went easy on Blair at first, they were worried if they started laying into him they might break the spell and Thatcher would rematerialise.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Best reply I ever did read
fuck.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I'm getting horribly drunk on Thursday just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# not a chance
The Tories have too much to lose changing First Past the Post
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ^ this
They'd never agree to a coalition that requires them to sign up for proportional representation.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# they'll get in
or at least be the largest party, simply because they are not Labour
and people are pretty damn stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahaha, bloody hell, that makes him look like a "Johnny Cab"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Blow-up doll mouth!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# csm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# You came in the custard?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# :D
Eveyone's doing it Paris
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# 'Making plaster of Paris.'
Fave new euphemism.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I got plastered in Paris once
little known facts/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I once got my tops and fingers at a Guns N Roses concert.
What?

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Scary!! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Yes, it's time to make this clear...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Mums the word.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 17:51, archived)