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[challenge entry] After losing her seat, Jacqui Smith takes her husband's advice and starts a modelling career
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or possibly anything
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From the General election: Other / Spoilt ballot challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
face!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA WIN
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# You must have a very strange porn collection
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# It's from my "Blair Babes" 'specialist' collection
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(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# *re-spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Christ, somebody give her some food!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ^one party I could get behind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I'd keep spoiling my ballot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
p
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# wood.
Sorry, I meant "would"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# they go to the same tailor

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# see, this and the one above it are actually NSFW
whereas the first image wasn't
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Tish and pish
It wasn't NSFW in March 2005 so why is it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# progressive repression
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# it was NSFW then, too.
Take a glance at the three images, which look most like porn?
The semi-visible blowup doll or the minimally-photoshopped actual porn?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# The blow-up doll one.
Seeing as how no rude bits are on display in the others, you could argue it's arty.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Plus look at the heads on the first two, no fucking way could anyone get a lob-on to that unless they're touched in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Now look at them from the distance of your boss over your shoulder
or as far away as it takes for it to not to be obvious the open page isn't a porn website
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# *falls down stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Quick! Someone hog-tie him while he's unconcious
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# If you're worried, stop wasting time on b3ta and do some fucking work.
Not our fault you'll get sacked for dossing off is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Put it in your bum
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# There's only one way to find out....
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# FWAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Pinups? NSFW?
get behind me satan
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!
Did not want to see that.

*mindbleaches*

EDIT: refers you to this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Cherie getting screwed by Alan B'stard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bujibXCpeKo
(champagnerocker, Fri 7 May 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Oh man, back in 5...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Everyone fears the Blears
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I think Labour will relax now, let their hair down
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# this is great
a snap from those happy carefree days before 6th May 2010
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# roffle waffle !!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Her husband would pay to watch that!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# and, of course, charge it back to us
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ^
Virgin Media On Demand Special Offer
Jacqui Smith's Red Hot Constitutional Bedroom Referendum £0.99
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:47, archived)