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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:18,
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The more he rubs, the bigger they get
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Darklord ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:20,
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Would/Wood that it were true.
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:23,
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did he start on her nose and teeth?
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:23,
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Harsh but fair.
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WormuIus ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:24,
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whatever, still would
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:29,
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me too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:29,
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Hell yeah
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:33,
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I wouldn't ...
that muff spits out damaged goods.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:38,
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O_O
ouch
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:39,
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That shouldn't stop you getting your end away
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:43,
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and I guess you only need to put up with it for a limited time so your right,
I take it back.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:44,
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O_O_O_O
^ cock-eyed shock
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:45,
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gosh
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:52,
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Fucking hell that's wrong
funny, but very, very wrong
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46,
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He did grope her, didn't he?
I didn't dream it?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:23,
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You should have heard what he did to the queen!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:28,
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well, he had been practising on Clegg all weekend
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:29,
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queen :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:34,
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good god
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:36,
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Woo!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:40,
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what the fuck is she wearing?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:42,
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A bullet-proof spunk suit.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:43,
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and yet our boys in Afghanistan
have to make do with regular spunk-suits IT'S ONE LAW FOR THEM AND ANOTHER FOR THE REST OF US *REVOLTS*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:47,
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You're revolting!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 15:00,
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I have just farted actually
and it does indeed stink
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 15:06,
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the old curtains.
times are hard!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:44,
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that's what I thought. Also
IVESY!!!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46,
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griffo!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:48,
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where've ya been?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:49,
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working at hospital where they say 'NO B3TA FOR YOU!'
bastardos.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:51,
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WHAT KIND OF CRAZY ASS HOPSITAL IS THIS?
surely laughter and crude cock-based piss-taking is the best medicine
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:55,
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A star of David, by the looks of it.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46,
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DAN BROWN WAS RIGHT!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:49,
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I THINK U MAEN GORDAN BROWN
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:51,
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GRONDAN BOWN CAN COOK MY SOCK
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:57,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:26,
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It's her left tit.
Were you watching TV through a mirror?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:29,
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like when you stay in a hotel?
ssshhh
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:30,
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Look, it's the only way to see the telly from the bathroom.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:32,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 15:28,
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Hahahaha...
:D :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:26,
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arf, nice one squire.
TJ, bit of a left field question here, but does anyone have a morecambe and wise 'best of dvd' or similar, that they could perhaps screengrab an image for me from one of their sketches? the internet search is proving fruitless
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:29,
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What do you think of it so far?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:32,
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RUGGISTH!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:35,
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Huzzah!
There's a very strange episode of "the sweeny" with Morecombe & Wise in it.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:38,
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Indeed there is
it's also genius
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:51,
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Morecambe and Wise :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:36,
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Which specific sketch were you looking for?
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:42,
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there's a sketch where they are in bed together, Ernie reading the FT and Eric reading the Dandy
I'm after the opening image of them in bed together reading the paper/comic. Not even sure if the sketch has a name, or I'd look for it on youtube and screengrab it there :(
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:43,
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Grr
I know the one you're on about. Am trying to remember the details of the sketch. Unfortunately all my M&W stuff is on video at the moment. Damn advances in home entertainment!
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 15:00,
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hehe, I know, not even the 'free on a sunday paper compilation dvd' has it on, and I seem to remember it was quite a well known sketch
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 15:10,
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Is that the one where an ambulance goes past and Eric goes "he won't sell much icecream at that speed"?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 16:10,
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no, I think that's a different set up :(
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 16:59,
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that's how she got in that mess in the first place.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:31,
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You know what it's like when you move into a new place.
You absolutely, positively, have to have sex in every room in the house. "Don't mind us, Mr. Hague. You just go on with your meeting. David generaly whips his cream in no time, and then we'll be out of your way"
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:34,
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she has a dirty whoreish mouth
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:37,
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Horseish maybe.
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twattybanjo ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:41,
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Bah.
Would. Especially while she's pregnant.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:48,
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twattybanjo ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:40,
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hahah
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:42,
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I've had to adblock that
to prevent myself from throwing up. Top Skillz though
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:41,
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You prefer Cherie Blair...?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:43,
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I'd prefer a complete media blackout on the lot of 'em!
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Joliet ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 15:01,
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OOoh, you wait til I get you indoors
I'm going to get the gamekeeper to give you SUCH a seeing-to.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46,
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