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# I once made a bloke wait in the street while I went home for a plastic bag
so he could pick up the jobby his dog had just done. Surprisingly he waited in the next street 'til I got back, such was my ire.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Yesterday
I saw a woman catching her dog's poo before it hit the ground - in a placcy bag wrapped round her hand - and for some reason this struck me as being horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# we had a dog for a short period
and I used to witness this chap who always carried a plastic bag in his hand with his dog, but always managed to be be looking the other way when his dog crimped off a length. Crafty sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Extracting the poo, before it leaves the anus ...
It's very nearly this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# My mate used to have a couple of Yorkies (fucking horrible dogs).
When one was constipated, he used to have to squeeze it like a toothpaste to help it out. He confessed to pulling a couple of 'dry ones' out of it's bum. Hopefully he wore gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Or used his teeth ... as long as his hands stayed clean
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I think I'd have taken to to carrying a set of tongs
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *bokes*
i have to pick up my dogs shit several times a day, but thats just a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I was gonna say this is revolting
then I remember I empty the output of three cats from the litter boxes here...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# They call them dog owners, but they follow round collecting the dog's poo
someone got pwned, but it wasn't the dog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Someone round our way
has taken to spraypainting a 'Clean it Up' stencil all over the place

Pretty sure it's not the council doing that

Good thing to as our road is a potential death trap for doings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I live in the Cotswolds
And over here you'll regularly see elderly vicars and members of the W.I. stooping down in fields and muddy tracks to pick up dog shit from all the other myriad forms of shit on the ground. If you go to any residential street in London (such places you'd have thought the tidy up laws were invented) the streets are peppered with shit. Gauden Road, SW4 springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)