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[challenge entry] Shirley Beendone?

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# mowers ahead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# can this find a good Meow-Meow dealer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I didn't think "Tom Tom" would have needed its name changed to appeal to cats
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# *awaits scat-nav*
Bebabedoobopbeebadeboo ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
#
Warning, Stroud and Gloucester ahead.

Yer not frum roun' eeze partz, innit, mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Oi!
less of that.

mind you i wasn't born round here.

and that more of a zummerzet accent you be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
Well, I was in born in Gloucester, and I am from roun' them parts. And I can confirm that some of the south gloucestershire accents do indeed sound a bit zummerzet like (go to the Forest of Dean, but move quickly), but the difference is, and pay attention here, people in Gloucester add 'mind' to the end of every sentence. Mind.

Anyway, true story about Stroud. I used to go a drinking down that way in my younger days and at one of the pubs was a patron who was so crusty (lots of crusties in Stroud, the five valleys funnel them into the town) that the only trousers he owned were ones fashioned from bar towels and safety pins. Every time one panel of his trousers got a bit worn he'd unpin it and pin on a new one from the bar. Mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
this is true.

stroud is a 'free town', but has a splendid farmers market, unfortunaly keith allen and his daughter live around here now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Don't they live in Amberley?
I used to like the Black Horse, but it's shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Lol, Poundstretcher
I remember when my local one closed decades ago. I hadn't seen one until I went to Dundee and I found one at the arse end of town practically surrounded by dual carriageway. it was neighboured by an abandoned "General George"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# your cat is in bristol
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:37, archived)