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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# You're on FIRE toasty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
I believe in justice. I believe in vengeance. I believe in getting the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahahah! spot-on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
Would you get awat with a club full of nails I wonder?

I am reminded of a story a few years ago where footballer Duncan Ferguson caught a burglar breaking into his shed and brained him with a champagne bottle.

well, almost right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# "er yes officer, only this afternoon I was using a nailgun to put up some pictures in my sports room and I must have missfired a few, well, when the burglar awoke me,...."
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Sorted.
Yes m'lud, you see I couldn't sleep and was putting up some shelves so the SDS+ hammer drill was the first thing that came to hand. I know, it was lucky that I had a 24" no. 12 bit in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# oooh, some people could get really creative :D
and Ikea will start selling bedroom weapons chests
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# If I wake up tomorrow and read in the newspaper "Burglar beaten to death with dildo"
My life will be complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYe_qrGeuYQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=100s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :')
I didn't even know there was going to be a third one! Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha exellent
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# The marketing opportunities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# *click*
I'll be printing this out and displaying it in a prominent position if that's alright with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# absolutely, I was wondering about sticking them up over normal ones myself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
also reminds me a bit of the "get a hold of yourself" scene in Airplane
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Brilliant
Sums up the whole thing nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)