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# Men, check under the bed and in your closets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Oh great, well that's me awake till 3 in the morning
sealing all doors and windows with heavy duty gaffer tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# that won't stop her
when her biological clock is in full effect she can chew through a brick wall in the search for man milk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I better get the gun and hide under the bed then o__o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# i'm not a bloke
but i'm pretty sure that, with that face, they wouldn't give her it willingly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# We wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# have you not read the article?
they wouldn't, which is why she went the theft route
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# i don't read the papers, really
only had a quick look in the local rag today as there's a picture of my nephews in their little pumpkin outfits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# it's worth reading to have your gob well and truly smacked
especially as she declares ALL women are as she describes.
www.freezepage.com/1320310565IDSOTMIJYD
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# fuck!
there's only so much of that bollocks i can read. her not having a kid can only be a good thing, can you imagine being brought up by that wackadoodle? i'm 37, i have no job, i'm single and i have NEVER wanted kids. she's talking out of her puckered chutney chute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# i'm a woman who has never wanted kids either
never stopped me stealing spunk though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# i don't steal it
i just don't turn it away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I'm a student who currently has no plans of having kids.
I do not need to steal spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Says it all really
She writes for the Daily Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# It's funny because if you spoonerise her name...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# A++ would read again
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# *double thumbs up*
(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# awesome
like a thousand hotdogs
(jammietarts ..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# ha ha!
oh god yes...
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Very well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Ew...Well, imagine coming home to this...


Bluuurg



(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# she's putting it in the wrong hole
no wonder she's not getting anywhere
that and THE FUCKING SPERMICIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# All this naughty talk about Liz Jones...
it's been a wank-a-thon for me today.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Careful, she'll be round to steal your sopping wank rags
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Here's hoping...*does another*
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# jesus shitting H christ
these images shall haunt my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's loony stories like this that has me both simultaneously disappointed and grateful that the Daily Mail's website has been sitting in my /etc/hosts.deny file for yonks. :P
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I could have tricked her into having mine.... I'v had the snip...!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# haha thiis wins
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# AAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Truly the stuff of nightmares.

send it to the daily mail so that they can run a full article on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# fine by me as long as it isnt a giant spider
oglaf!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Quick, pass the...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ooo er
It's mischief night tomorrow as well
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Jesus that's scary!!!
For a minute I thought it was Gillian McKeith, taking 'turd burglary' to a whole new level.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)