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# drubken theardwatse
how come stuff thats bad sucks, when sucking it mosy cretainly a good thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# cretainly?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# yeop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# wooo!
berk's dnruk!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# :-)
iyam
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# so
yam i. hurrah for cheap safeway vodka
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Not for anaesthetic reasons
I hope!

/winces & the thought of that piercing movie...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# tisn't
nxet ones need doinh pro

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I'm impressed;
you are typing slurred!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# lol
toufh typing drubk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Dunno.
Why s something bad if it's a "dog" yet excellent if it's "the dogs"?

English is a shit language. Lets all speak... Urdu.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# mmm
urdu
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# serious answer moment:
criticising something as a "dog" is an americanism. the phrase "dog's bollocks" comes, if i remember correctly, because some breeds of male dogs have uncommonly large testicles, given their overall size.

it may well also be worth pointing out in this thread that the word "Berk" is anabbreviation of the cockney rhyming slang phrase "Bershire Hunt". I'll leave it up to you lovely people to work out what it means...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# heheeeeee
cnut :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# its spelt 'cunt'
actually ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I prefer
twunt! :)
but I'm not british, so I have no real say in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Geek moment
The dogs bollocks is printer's lingo for the following symbol :-

Oh dear. If anyone wants to set up a b3ta quizz ring, I'm game
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# but
if its bad it "blows" at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)