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# Sorry put this in my FB thought people here would appreciate it...
'OK. Everyone stop what they're doing as I have the be all and and all of comic genius!

I was returning from the bank and walking behind a guy in one of those heavy duty mobility scooters with the head support. Utter twat comes out of the pub, almost trips over him and shouts, 'FUCKING SPASTIC.'
The guy in the chair proceeds to run over his foot and exclaim jubilantly, 'TIMMAH!'

Chortle awards be damned! I will love you for the rest of my life!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# i think i would have wet myself there and then
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# g'night, people
i'm now off home to have a celebratory drink and glee about my upcoming surgery.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Oooh!
Have a good evening :)
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# will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Well done him
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# Hahaha
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# Fuck yeah! o/
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# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Sometimes karma can be proper funny :D
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# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I like this :D
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# haha
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# I thought the greatest moment of my life would be getting laid of Fred's weather map
I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Haha, that's how it should be done....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# awesome :D
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# Hahaha
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# just scrolled down and read this
and it made me proper lol.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)