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# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon bunnies
write some funnies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# The funniest newsletter since the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# LOLCAMERON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I haven't been watching Leveson today been on the newsletter but that bit did reach me
lolcameron indeed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# This week all the links go to child pornography (just like every other week)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I think Time magazine are doing that this week
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# The front cover is a mirror and the headline is PAEDO OF THE YEAR 2012
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Less
appealing than finding blood on your toilet paper
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# if it's not hurting it's not working
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Treat this newsletter as a warning call
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I'd
rather inject my eyes with bad AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# This bomb is pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't recall which newsletter this is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# old internet cunts residents association minutes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# minutes as in time
or minutes as in very small?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# minutes as in far away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ah, right. i'm with you now, ted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Minutes as in the written record of a meeting
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# ah, right
most meetings i've been to, nobody wanted to keep records....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Minutes
as in personal ownership of a member of the salamander family
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# PM DC - WTF? STFU LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# We
didn't expect Vidal to die Sassoon
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I saw a version of that I liked
Vidal jokes already? Too Sassoon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# As welcome as Johns happy finish.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Fewer facts and more twats than the Leveson Inquiry
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Thatcher ne sont pas morts cette semaine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Salon Vidal. Why did you leave us sassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Prince Charles' long range weather forecast predicts a lack of reign
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# THIS WEEK GUEST-EDITED BY REBEKAH WADE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# free boiling piss for every reader
that, or a gregg's pasty. your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Rangers FC 2013 Line up - Naismith, Naifuture, Naiclass, Naimoney, Naistadium, Naihope, Naitrophies, Naiprospects, Naifans, Naimanager, Naiplayers.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
ahahaha

I'm not particularly anti-Rangers but if it means ICT finish 9th instead of 10th then hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha, naigamesontelly
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Mobile
company offers in-flight virgins
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Torrential
drought declared over.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# b3ta newsletter, giving Joel something to do since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I WANT TO SEXY EARTHWORMS, claims Coalition
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Only 1546 days to go until Rio 2016!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# The London Olympics: Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't!



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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Does
your minge lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Breastfeeding Adults since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# bitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# No thanks I've just had lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:05, archived)