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[challenge entry] Unfortunately Trixie hadn't been good enough to make it to heaven and had to make do with a low earth orbit

Also. Phwoar.

From the What Does Heaven Look Like? challenge. See all 92 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I'd orbit her low earths
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I'd like take her to heaven.
By having sex with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# VAG!!!
Hows your doings?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Hello mate!
Yes I'm OK - busier than your mum's pants, but it helps the day go by.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# O_O
Not so good, my mum died last week.

* Only joking, I'm marvelous and so is my mum. (but you probably know that)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I'd make do with her orbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# She can dock my satellite for resupply!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Erm... I'd launch my rocket up her... erm... flight path.
And bring her to a stable apogee. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^ With tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Yes, this.
Lots of them, and other lady things, whatever they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# satellite of love
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# something something her gravity well something

Lovely earth rotation by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I would like to have intercourse with her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Clearly we need a male equivalent
so in lieu of anything classy, have this

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I'd have sexual intercourse with her.
If you know what I mean! ;D

EDIT: Aww bollocks! Been pipped to the post D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I just don't think you'll fit in here -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcBOX1JBcjQ
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Pffft! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I've had her
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 18 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Ooooh.... nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like to help with her orbital insertion
and "jettison" my "payload" into her "dock"

/etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# "Nice"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# oh my, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I'd 'engage' my 'thruster', then 'burn up' as I 'skimmed' the 'atmosphere'
'no', I don't 'know' 'where' I'm 'going' with all these 'speech marks' either
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# nice "nacelles"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I'd smash her pod bay doors in
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 18 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Who is this little angel minx
with the questionable bone structure?
(mralston Matt, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# My wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sat 19 May 2012, 3:16, archived)