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[challenge entry] Wood

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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:33, archived)
# hahahahaahh
I'll have one of your home made ginger biscuits, Missus O
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:34, archived)
# aahaaaahaaaa
well that certainly sounds like a genuine Picasso, I'd have to taste it to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Trees
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Someone who wishes to remain anonymous sent me this:
www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/jahled-flounce.png
Sadly, not much information about mofaha's trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:14, archived)
# They were happy days
I'm still in the dark about the talking trousers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:25, archived)
# I think there was a bumflap
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:27, archived)
# You missed the bit about mofaha's trousers?
They were a bit uppity, by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:29, archived)
# It was a bit belt-and-braces
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:32, archived)
# A right turn-up for the books
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Pffft! What a load of fucking shite. What the fuck is wrong with cunts these days?
I need to know more of the talking trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:36, archived)
# what?
that's
erm
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Has jahled deleted again,
or am I having my first experience of ignore 2.0 ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:41, archived)
# The latter.
EDIT: And now the former.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:42, archived)
# HahahahahahhHh
IGNORE 2.0 BURRRRRRRN

edit: Heading over to Facebook to see if any drama is unfolding... nope, he must have gone to sleep or passed out
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Is there a b3ta group on fb?
I don't think I've even signed into fb more than 7 or 8 times.
I was looking for someone I lost touch with years ago.
They didn't seem to be there, unless they were also using a zany pseudonym.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:07, archived)
# There is a b3ta clique for us cliquey bastards
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:34, archived)
# It's not that cliquey - they let me join.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Oh, really?
I hope there's a more exclusive inner-clique. That might be worth joining.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:45, archived)
# It is like /talk but with less abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:50, archived)
# he's live moderated you
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:43, archived)
# It would be perfect if I could still see other people's posts and just his were redacted.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:45, archived)
# that would be grand
if you really need to you can still see the thread if you log out
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:47, archived)
# or use a different account
(*, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Use cr3s
I bet he's got superpowered ignore the ignores powers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I heard he can edit people's messages while they're typing them
and make your keyboard release toxic vapours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:51, archived)
# I really have to hack his account, it sounds ace
(I think Jahled deleted this time. Unless I'm on ignore too but I don't see why I would be. This Ignore 2.0 thing is pretty confusing. Maybe I should fuck with people's minds and ignore everyone who replies to my threads and then unignore them again.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)
# it's either deleted or we've all been ignored
hard to tell nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I love the idea of fucking with people's reloads
Ignore them and unignore them again once every two minutes. Time it right and many a lol will result.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:57, archived)
# It's a pity my ignore list isn't longer
I could entertain myself ignoring half of b3ta and then posting the first reply in every thread. Then because I'm such a scintillating wit everyone I wasn't ignoring would reply to my subthread and half of b3ta wouldn't see anything anymore.

Alas, my ignore list has a population of only one :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Mine just grew to 1
But I'm wondering if there's any need since it is now a reciprocal arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I've never ignored anyone
on here. I sometimes pull a face at the screen, which is probably more satisfying anyway. I think I'm ignored by a few though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I'm currently ignoring the obvious
It saves on irritation all around
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:56, archived)
# I tried ignoring myself once, but that was really confusing.
I haven't tried ignoring 2.0 myself yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:57, archived)
# That's the only intersection between ignore 1.0 and ignore 2.0
I was thinking of trying it earlier and then realised that it's pretty pointless because if you ignore yourself and yourself ignores you it's much of a muchness with just ignoring yourself.

Anyway, to bed, but I'm glad I stayed on an extra fifteen minutes to enjoy the fun. I got to see mofaha's story of the talking trousers a couple of times, and there aren't many people in the world can say that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:59, archived)
# 4EVA IN AR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Deletion or am I Ignored 2.0?
It's all gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Yep, it's gone all deleted
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lost like leopards in a blender
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Whilst I was even typing was magnificent
(you know who you are and I saw what you did)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:12, archived)
# LALALALALALALA IGNORING YOU NOW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:22, archived)
# That's odd.
The thread is lost to me as well and I didn't say anything much.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)
# nah he deleted
or went on a mass ignore of everyone currently on /board which would be a pretty odd thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I logged out. He has deleted. What a dick, I hope he doesn't come back.
edit: b3ta must have been shit in the old days if he used to post regularly.
I know more about his job than I know about my own.
woo yay !
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I imagine it was all screengrabbed for posterity
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Ah ha.
I see. Most odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Whilst I was even typing was magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)
# then you are are have mental issues
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:58, archived)
# So gonna to get ignored
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:01, archived)
# I think the deletion fairies have struck.
They are pink with blue spot just like the elephants you sometimes see when you've had too much booze.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Except they wield the Giant Dildoes of Deletion
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Too much booze?
What is this language you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Sounds like it's drunken poster night tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Just tonight?
I've been doing it wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:06, archived)
# I've only once drunk-posted here.
Didn't end well...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I once posted sober
I'm not sure that went too well either.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I haz vodka to settle a shit day busdriving
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:19, archived)
# It is my ambition to drive a bus.
LOOK AT MY MASSIVE VEHICLE
WITNESS MY IMMENSE LENGTH
HOP ABOARD MY IMPRESSIVE GIRTH
FEEL MY MASSIVE JUDDERY POWER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:30, archived)
# FEEL ME GRIND MY GEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:33, archived)
# MARVEL AT MY TINY, SHRIVELED PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Buses are awesome but it's everything that goes with it that is a pain
passengers and traffic :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:38, archived)
# *blinds self*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:41, archived)
# great oaks from little acorns grow
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:43, archived)
# I was going to say that but I didn't wanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:43, archived)
# gash prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I liked their first album, it was so much better than their first album.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:08, archived)
# what a band
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 23:53, archived)
# my roomate keeps walking by when I stare at this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 2:44, archived)
# Wood
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# This deserves a [click]...
...for the unexpected appearance of Mrs. Overall.
So it shall have one.
(minimalist ..., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:05, archived)