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[challenge entry] The Argentinian Leaping Cow and Badger



Distantly related to the Squatting Pig and Mongoose, this interesting animals
is found only in Scotland and Fiji, and lives solely on a diet of ants and milk.
During the leaping season, which lasts for four hours, thousands of these
happy creatures get sucked into aircraft engines.

- from Dr. Fegg's Encyclopeadia of All World Knowledge, by Michael Palin and Terry Jones.

From the Invent an animal challenge. See all 167 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Clearly a young one
its bollock ballast is still attached preventing it from leaping very high
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:35, archived)
#
bollock bullock ballast
(emptyspace, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 18:03, archived)
# There are now coconut particles all over my laptop.
And thanks for pointing me in the direction of this- soundcloud.com/siinai
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 19:43, archived)
# it's a lovely album
only heard of them myself today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:17, archived)
# sweet sweet bolok observation
spotify:track:5uORIpP6yi38VySBhnzBWh (Digeridoo by The Aphex Twin)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:14, archived)
# !

spotify:track:5uORIpP6yi38VySBhnzBWh (Digeridoo by The Aphex Twin)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:45, archived)
# preparing..for ludicrous speed

spotify:track:5uORIpP6yi38VySBhnzBWh (Digeridoo by The Aphex Twin)
Best salad for a susan?







spotify:track:5UkJGqTCSyN65JvUbfF9ig (Pitbull by Jega)
spotify:track:5O0284f0sV0myaW903HVkh (Verbal by Amon Tobin)
spotify:track:0eQwLLutkGb8G9BvutEOrb (Narayan by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:5qt9o0QJZRESiu1YDNDrld (Koonut-Kaliffee by Venetian Snares)
www.gog.com/game/planescape_torment
spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by The Prodigy)
www.gog.com/game/freespace_2
spotify:track:3OkSynRsyKYsu8JG3rbQGW (Hyperspeed (g-force Part 2) by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:7nEEVfrkxGoUDxnc1htVph (Tachi by Ed Harrison)
spotify:track:4anq5TpdEYFA3QCvyDLMUe (Adventure by Disasterpeace)
spotify:track:0dua3quK7TsHE0WIxZEwF6 (It Ain't Gonna Be Me by C.J. Bolland)

spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Mit a side serving of smee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 21:04, archived)
# flip smee some fogis i'll be back for bogis

spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by The Prodigy)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 21:09, archived)
# ?

spotify:track:0dua3quK7TsHE0WIxZEwF6 (It Ain't Gonna Be Me by C.J. Bolland)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 22:18, archived)
# itaint gonnabe smee

spotify:track:0dua3quK7TsHE0WIxZEwF6 (It Ain't Gonna Be Me by C.J. Bolland)
spotify:track:750ZFmjyBeT1qKRM5dpFar (Warrior's Dance by The Prodigy)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 22:24, archived)
# You big silly
Good for your nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Sweet

I'm sad b3tards is gone :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 23:06, archived)
# fuckin voodoo magic, man


fuckfogis

yes, i made this, great timing from ghostdad clip, ta la togis
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 23:32, archived)
# rip cill brosby
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 23:37, archived)
# So does this give itself TB?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] But how do you milk it?
While i'm here have this wanky pearoast for compo


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:01, archived)
# They're not found in Fiji, I am 100% certain on this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:22, archived)
# You tell 'em
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Neat!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Oh yes!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Sadly...
This actually took me a moment.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Most excellent!*
*zebras are shit**
**but this is not***
***click
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 4:52, archived)