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# A commission piece for Mr Hekim.



An explanation may be in order. Via the BBC.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:56, archived)
# SHITWANK!
O_o
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:58, archived)
# That's the name of my next band.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:52, archived)
# is this for Hekim's jail cell wall?
Hope they let him use b3ta over the next 2 years of his sentence.


Wonder what sort of rehabilitation programme they can possibly put him on??? Surely he'll just do it again when he's out.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Heheh
I was once talking about him to my friend and he made the point that the farm should just charge him for access. Don't think it's illegal to pimp manure.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha 8D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
yeah, most farms sell manure. It's not that much of a stretch is it?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Have you considered
Offering to do a portrait of the Queen to replace their Rolf one that's gone missing?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:11, archived)
# ^that
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Do you know I was surprised I didn't get the call after this.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
# I see you dialled down
the disturbing on that one quite a lot.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:59, archived)
# that's really rather good
*spluffs*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Hell of a lot better than that Llywelyn Hall
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Absolutely delighted by Mr SBF's illustration which will take pride of place on my living room wall :)
Anyone recommend a site for good quality but affordable large canvas prints please?
The level of detail is incredible so I'm thinking around 600x600
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:17, archived)
# the detail on the chest hair really is impressive
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:22, archived)
# you should do one about the bloke arrested for fucking a lilo
and an inflatable pumpkin
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:20, archived)
# A thing of great beauty!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:34, archived)
# nothing wrong with a little pattiewank
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Super duper!
*Click* :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:07, archived)
# It'll end in tears
When he gets tossed by a bull.
(Nice work, as ever)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:21, archived)
# excellent work
*edit* - just noticed a tiny Mona Lisa dung portrait on that bit above his left hand!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# he looks so happy!
:D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:48, archived)
# *i don't wanna know*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)