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# lets face it, some people might not notice that thing on our wrist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# all I can afford is a pair of iPhonies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:01, archived)
# also, breaking new
Clarkson suspended at BBC
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)
# "following a fracas" with a producer!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:14, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't bungee him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# *gets s semi*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:24, archived)
# Well, he looked like a swinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Haha!
top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
# Up on the roof a naked Top Gear presenter smears himself with jam. One final pleasure in the abject misery of his self-knowledge.
He's distressed, we can hear that now. Sobs wrack his body, and somehow threaten to spoil the moment for a moment.
But now he's back on track, throwing the coil of three-core around his neck. He checks the knot, and steps off the edge.
Now before the cord pulls tight, he shouts; "I'm Jeremy Clarkson, please forgive me!"
and the windows all around fly open, and a thousand voices cry out; "No fucking way."
As his spine is snapped apart, I'm thinking; 'God, I hope he heard them'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Not again
Clarkson got drunk again. He tripped over his shoelace, raspberry jam happened while spaghetti spilled from his pockets.
(giveupned, Wed 11 Mar 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Wants One!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:14, archived)
# Is that the name of the factory worker that made this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Permission to share link on Facebook, sah?
Several of my Merkin friends might appreciate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:35, archived)
# permission granted
just as soon as you've filled out all the usual forms in triplicate and had them witnessed by a lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 22:15, archived)