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[challenge entry] what is politics?


If it isn't the constant wanking of a flaccid putty like cock into the face of those less fortunate than yourself and telling 'The People' that's how you should live your life so vote for me because you want to be me and my constant wanking day in day out.

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(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:07, archived)
# sometimes he doesn't even have to touch it!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:08, archived)
# This is politics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:11, archived)
# For truth!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:32, archived)
# I wonder how this device would fare during one of his speeches
gizmodo.com/a-plea-to-humanity-do-not-back-this-fart-tracking-wear-1700862933
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:26, archived)
# haha pretty badly :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:37, archived)
# it would make me very happy if this entire thread became only politicians and spunking crudely drawn cocks
and it went on forever and it never ended
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:50, archived)
# You should go into politics
It could be quite entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:47, archived)
# I would like the access to money and power and enjoy using it to enrich my life
but the constant scrutiny from cunty journalists playing a massive game of gotcha would send me nuts
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:14, archived)
# And I hear there's some puerile digital arts website that loves photoshopping politicians into embarrassing and silly situations
You could never handle that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:36, archived)
# that is what makes you a natural.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I like making people happy
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:04, archived)
# I can't stop now
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)
# "do something that'll make THEM, and I mean any politician watching this, feel REALLY ASHAMED"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:36, archived)
# *choppy waters*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:22, archived)
# If we were to post a picture in this thread daily
Would the whole thread ever close?
/always wondered...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:16, archived)
# Mayor of Bangcock?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Not creepy at all
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:27, archived)
# weird bulge action :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Apr 2015, 19:23, archived)