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# Brainy!
Now this could be interpreted at least two ways. Are those critters doing the harvesting, say, from humans who initially welcomed them? Or are they the ones being harvested, poor naive aliens that thought the humans were being friendly when they waved those scalpels about?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:52, archived)
# The demand for eyes is such
that growing them in a cave is the only way to keep up with demand.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
# They're growing humans in a cave?
Disgusting! I demand free-range eyeballs!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07, archived)
# "The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes" is not a sentence which I expected to hear today.
*edit* Compo it, man!!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:11, archived)
# I wouldn't want my fresh eyes spoiled by daylight,
far better to grow them in caves under the dim glow of fluorescent fungi.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:23, archived)