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[challenge entry] hmmmmm

pearoast from ages ago

From the Nursery Rhymes challenge. See all 20 entries (closed)

(, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:46, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:48, archived)
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Snert!
(, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 22:02, archived)
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Mary had a little lamb
And it would not stop grunting
So she tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would
match the wallpaper.
(, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 1:25, archived)
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huzzah!
two lols in a row
(, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:33, archived)
# *cums*
(, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)