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# and it was like bleep bleep bleep bleep
and then like half my paper was gone

(marv, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Blimeh!
That's fantastic!

Good night b3ta, I'm off to bed.

This is my bed in ASCII.


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I'm tired.

Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:04, archived)
# you....
...fluffed that pillow up well!

Night
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Bit of a threadjack
I saw X-men 2 today. Bloody good film. And I think the matrix trailer made me do a little wee.
Just started a b3ta iSketch room, uk tv. Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 5 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I've said this before, but:
Rogue: I would.

one more refresh...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Oh god yes
I think it would be worth having my life-force sucked out for.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 5 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I agree.
Someone would need to invent some kind of all-body condom.

Or just use cling film.

Okay, now I really am off to bed, my brain is getting weirder by the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I didn't want to know that about the wee.
But it's a good trailer. I hope it's all like that.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Had the
Terminator 3 trailer before X2, meself.

Film looked pants, but the music is still cool.

du-du-du-duduh.
du-du-du-duduh.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# meant to say
woo to the pic, aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Firm mattress.
Good for the posture.
Night to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Heeheeheheh...

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(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Please sir.
My laptop ate my homework.
It might just work.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:05, archived)
# is it real?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# where's the stapler?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# sell it to Compaq
for an ad about paperless office solutions
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# there will be no paperless office!
and that's the way it is.

without paper, there would be no staplers. without staplers there would be no order. without order there would be no office. a paperless office is a contradiction in terms. do you see? DO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i'm scared
i'm scared of ME
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I'm scared too
I get to use an electric stapler in my department. Now *it* is scary!
(marv, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Do they have to make so much noise?
They sound like they could staple your hand!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# and shredders would roam aimlessly on our streets
scaring children and pensioners
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:07, archived)
# h ah ah hhaaa
That made me laugh like a madman !


I like the pic, and I love the caption !

On that laugh, I'm off to bed. Goodnight everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 5 May 2003, 0:07, archived)