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# has anyone noticed the legal disclaimer on the front page?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I did!
Can I ask - where is the elephant song? I can't find it now..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# dunno
it's probably been lost in the server switch. I'll be up at some point in the next couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Good.
I learned everything I know today from that song.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# err
great!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# sorry
I'm kinda excited because I only have a few more exams left. Yipee.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I love its manic quality
it seems like if rob doesn't get an elephant soon, he'll just explode!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# 170 BPM
it's the fastest thing I've recorded in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# wow!
at that speed, its almost a way of life!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# it is a thing
of great beauty
it must have looped about 200 times before i got sick of it. and started shaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# it's my new mission
super short songs. 30 second songs for the web spaz generation.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# ...
custurd.b3ta.com/elephant/
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I hate to say it
But someone can't spell 'custard'
(kryptik, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# i love saying it.
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(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# it is
a very long word
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 17 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# yup
it offended my delicate sensibilities
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# you can get
a cream for that nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Has been mentioned
a few times.

Edit: Oh and new_matt, I personally would love Matrix2 to be just like Tron.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# not likely
you cant even get close to being as good as tron
(Symball, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I would
suggest that it could be a contender if the writers manage to exceed Tron's impressive, ahem, story.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# any of you bods look at General Protection Fault?
This weeks storyline is suitably relevant to this thread
www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030511.html
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# me too
i can't remember where i read it was though, i thought i was here...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# the onion?
www.theonion.com/onion3918/infograph_3918.html
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# you know? i believe it may well have been
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I can't believe it comes out tomorrow in America.
Have you seen the phone though? It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Yeh,
Some mug must have complained or something...
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# some mug complained about punkmac dot com
it was a good site if you wanted to watch funny animations and stuff, but it was closed down because some of the music and stuff was copy writed.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# yep
I remember seeing it on here too, you reposter. :P

It's a bit cheeky, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# ho ho
I'm just amused by it. We've be told by legal types to put it on. And apparently it's absolutely fine even with the speech bubble arse thing. Stuff like that makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# That's great.
All boring stuff should be presented that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# so who is legally responsible then
if b3ta have disclaimed responsibility then ?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# the scape goat
(he's fluffy and very very guilty.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# we all had a vote
and it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# haha
hahaha

edit:the comments on here make me laugh more than the pictures :)
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I wonder if
Scape Goat and Magic Donkey get on?
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# We are responsible for what we say
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# bollockyfuckwanktitsarse
that's your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I take full responisibility
on your behalf..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# you mentioned it first
so you are.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# surely
everyone is entitled to their opinions, it is just logos and copyrighted stuff that could cause trouble
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# no
it's all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yes
i noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# It's a lovely arse.
Whose is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# think it might be
Koit's...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# nope
it's a google image search for mooning.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# So you put a legal disclaimer
on a probably copyrighted image?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ahh the irony.
..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# yeah - flawed isn't it?
nah. it's just a holiday photo. They ain't gonna chase it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Oh.
I often wonder where our world would be without mooning.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# a bit darker
in the evenings
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# it would make for an interesting court case
as they'd have to prove it was their arse, beyond all reasonable doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# if thats your story as to why you trawled the net
looking for pics of mens bottoms, i believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# probably for
the best!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
#
It's mine.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# it that the
koit-ster?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yup
what's that about? are we in trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# no
we had some advise from some people tho.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# out of the blue?
just like that?

Edit:Shock horror! You've sought legal advice haven't you? With our money? (Well okay not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# There's a front page?
;)
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# yeah yeah
front page still gets more traffic than the board - believe it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
#
I choose not.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I can beleive that
I used to be a front page lurker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I can believe it
my bandwidth increases by about 50-fold on days that I front page
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 14 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# said so casually
"days that I front page"
that's talent for you!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I know
It has killed my host a few times.
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I demand anims
be put on there. Stat.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ijon Tichy, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i also notice
you seem to be jelly.b3ta now, for some reason

whatsgoing on there then?
[edit: cue image of someone wellying the life out of a packet of rowntrees with a paddle]
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# and custurd
and the new buttons on the front page?

But where is the elephant song!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# it's the new server
we've now got two servers.

Old = custard
New = Jelly

The plan: Stick board on jelly. Stick flash stuff / quizzes on custard.

The result: Everything works quicker. In theory.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Oooh, so that's where the money goes.
#edit - ok elephant song coming soon then.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# .
custurd.b3ta.com/elephant/
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i love you i love you i love you!
in a totally hetero way.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I was listening to that last night
it took a little while to load, so when it started playing I wasn't expecting it. I nearly shat my pants.

Love the song though, it made me laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Me too
I pulled the remote out of my speakers, so for some reason they decide to go as loud as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# yeah it's distorting
I'll fix that at some point
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I thought
the distortion was intentional.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# some is ...
... and some isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# my Oracle instance is called custard

god, i even bore myself
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# custard.b3ta
has unfortunate undertones
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# that's why
it's custurd.b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that
I'll be having stern words with cal.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Yes, I noticed it and it made me choke on my Snack-a-jacks which made me fall and hit my head on the table
You shall be hearing from my QC forthwith!
(Mattyboy, Wed 14 May 2003, 15:15, archived)