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[challenge entry] I see through..
..sappy news articles

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(cormee, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i
dont get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Isnt it ironic........
dont you think!
(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I really do stink
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# been working out with
the head executioner again dear?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Yarr.
I love it when his blade is blunt. More effort, but much more fun
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# guess he needs a few more strokes
with his axe...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# This is either very sexual or very sick ...
.. or both or neither
think that about covers it
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Watch what you're saying about thebear
or you'll be next to blunt the chopper's blade.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Now why am I not quaking in fear ?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Because you've got a rubber neck?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Silver actually ...
to match my new nipples
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ooh very swish
I might spare you, in that case
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I'm well worth sparing
or spearing or sparring for that matter
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# are you flirting with her again?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Oi WD
tickle his testicles with your magic orb

he's being cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i've been trying to get a rub of her orb for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you won't appreciate
her overarm swinging action and the thirty pace run-up though!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i can see it now
a full paced, well pitched delivery with a vicious turn of the seam. ooph.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I'm a Bulgarian shot-putter
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# And the hair on your chest ....
.. stretches right down to your orbs
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# you've done it now
World Dominator needs to be flattered

flippant comments like that are only asking for trouble, you wait and see or I'll eat my scabbard
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I'm trying
to think of a death horrible enough for him. Something involving Debbie McGee and a sauna, perhaps.

(thought you said I need to be flattened for a minute there!)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Mmmmm Debbie McGee in a sauna
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# this one may be insane my liege
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I'm going to get
Mavis to peel his skin off with a rusty potato peeler and then tie him to a post in the Sahara during sandstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Can you..
make sure to glue my eye lids open .. don't want to be thought of as a wimp or not entering into the spirit of it all.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Your eye lids
will be the first things to be peeled off.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# that'll teach him
har har hardy har har
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Dammit!
He's got his extra strength tin-foil pants on. I'll have to catch him off-guard later.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# why?
Is he shagging Mavis?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i don't even know who mavis is
*feigns innocence*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# well, we'll see what the baby looks like
and then you'll have to face up to your responsibilities
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:44, archived)
# that'll be fun
we can lock him in a tower and he can be forced to knit chainmail jockstraps for the murder squad
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Sounds right up his alley!
Murder Squad? Life Re-Assignment Team is what they like to be called these days.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# don't make promises
you're not going to keep...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Get knitting!
Or there'll no gruel for you tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:54, archived)
# you'd better sleep with
one eye open tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:56, archived)
# i think the cat ate the mouse thing
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# 1 year and 57 days
3 messages, yeeha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# jesus
now that's abstinence at it's best, i wish i had his willpower
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I wish I had his
wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# i can tell you're a flock man
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# wallpaper*..
..>>

(cormee, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yay
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# See,
I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)