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# afternoon all



they're a bit small...
my site
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# arf
you look all grown-up!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# quick!
to the off-licence! ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# go on!
get yer mate to video tape it or sommit... would make a great laugh!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Things that would be good to do on film
It would be good to buy bog-roll and ask the lady at the counter "What is the proper use of this?"

Ask the lady at the pharmasy why they have a veriaty pack of tampons - surley you would know after a few times what one to go for?

Ask the pharmacy where you can score some weed

Goto the pub and ask to 'borrow' a pint, you'll return it with interest later. FACT: Some stranger told me to do that while in the pisser

errm.... im sure they are more.... how about asking to interview someoen who works in a convenance store 'for a school project'. Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Watch you read a dictionary?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
#
go on be nice, even if it is a chore
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I suppose I could just ignore it
it just makes my brain bleed, that's all.
And I'm an old bitch.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# don't worry,
I'm with you on this. The inability to spell gets right on my tits.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# The Zebra did it
Bah'boom.

/me gets his coat.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# It turns out
the Zebra did it.



* flicks over to next page on 1001 jokes for kids *
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I got there first
And your punishment is the following fact.

"Great minds think alike"
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# fools...
post to b3ta

Hang on, that's not right...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# comedy
gold. I can't believe you're giving this stuff away for free ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# withering looks
don't make exciting viewing...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ...
>Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.

Well that's the latter part covered.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Did you actualy cut it out? or 'chop it?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# cut it out.. hence the size
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# that's very good
cutting
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# cheers.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Your Are
Fantastic.

F@CT...

Nice website too
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i need to "chill" i had exams today =(
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# What exam was it?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# triple science
(modualar)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hmmm..
You don't happent o be year 10 do you? We just did some exams like that..
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# OK, here is what you need to awnser
My Relgion states that it is all gods fualt.

to every awnser...

I wonder what they would do about that?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
#
fail you?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# My religion says its true
name me ONE teacher who would argue with that? they can't.

They arn't aloud to contractdict religion.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# they can contradict
idiocy though.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Not if it's your relgion
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# So
when they ask, what relgion are you?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)
# "We don't belive in names"
Or say "We are thinking of a name"
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Oh-kay
and I imagine you believed the bollocks about putting Jedi down as your relgion on the last census.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Is that a registared religion?
You could pretend to be the sad git on the last animiatrix film.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:20, archived)
# if it's not the printed answer
it's wrong. and you'd lose marks for spelling :P
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Well that just shows
how god-damn-stupid the system is.

I wasn't aloud to use the computer in IT untill I wrote down a page on how i'ld go about doing whateva I was going to do.

We are talking about making some text Bold / Colours...

I only turned up for one lesson a month, did the months work, the substitute-teacher accused me of cheating. I then proceded to do it all infront of her again of a lunch-time detention.

She said I was free to go, so I said "Happy now?" - she gave me another hour's detention.

I crashed all the win 3.1 network.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Mr Evans
the geography teacher. He'd argue with that.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# You are a b3ta regular
having a laugh

icmfp
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Yup, you could make a b3ta religion
that celebrates all things fluffy.

Im semmi seriouse, I got loads of teachers to back down on all manor of subjects.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Threadjack
how many replys can you chain up?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I guess it depends on the number
of words
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# or does it?
I don't know
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# My words are getting
crushed
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Eventualy
they'll all be on a new line each
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# And that would be
pritty cool
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# oh mannnn
mine start properly tomorrow! what did you have today? calm yourself... surely gcses don't REALLY count for anything!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)
# GCSEs
are easy.
*FACT*

And they're not too important, so try not to get stressy.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# They don't
unless you want to go on to A-levels/whatever...

IE: They're important to you in terms of what you choose to do next, but they're not particularly important beyond that (unless it's another language or something useful like that).
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# which i do...
i blimmin hate exams i do
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Don't worry
do your revision and you'll be fine - results don't matter, just passes.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# my head hurts




that is all
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Sleep.
Sleep is gooood, don't sit in front of a computer screen/TV when your brain and eyes are tired, just go to sleep - it's absolutely the best way to relax before exams.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# tcha
i failed an exam today. and it's part of a degree.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# haha
If only my printer worked. Woo you for giving it a go tho.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# oooh
did you use a scalpel type cutting instrument?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i did
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# hehe
I wish I could cut half as straight as that.. Fortunately I've not needed to do much cutting since primary school..
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you wouldn't need to cut straight
more curvy i'd say...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# oh hush
obviously my cutting is so bad, I cannot even find the words to express it properly!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Curvy rulers
for curvy lines
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# ever so dashing
twirl them a bit and impress the ladies
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# that`s
effin` A-1!


let`s all do one!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# You're a bit of
young lad aren't you.

Do you want some sweets?

*rustle of paper bag secreted in pocket*
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Can I have the ones he doesn't eat..
Please..?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# No,
but I have some puppies in my car...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Sure..
/follows into car..
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Why should'nt you accept sweets from strangers?
today they are mostly rapped up anyway.

And if there drugs, all-the-better.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# What kind of fool gives away free drugs?
Eh?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# My point
exacly.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# these people do
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I clicked..
And it kind of exists..
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i had that exact same thought
a mate offers you drugs and wont stop till you take it. if its that good why are they giving it away?
/mind piss
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# arrgghh! paedo!
burn his legs!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ooh ooh
can I have the furry one, that's got stuck to the bag for months please, Uncle Bovine
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Ooo
can I haf a sweetie mister?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# plz can i have a red one
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Honestly,
you people sicken me...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# obviously
you've already eaten the red ones, as everyone knows strawberry is the nicest flavour?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Blackcurrant
is the nicest flavour.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)
# only
in ribena.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# noooo
i always go for the green ones
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# You freak!
No-one likes the green ones!!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# i know!
but it means there are always lots for me. i am greatly opposed to the combination of the yellow and green ones in opal fruits to make way for a blackcurrant one...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Green smarties
am the bestest

Except for orange ones obviously.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Unless
they're the special limited edition ones with little pictures of aliens and spaceships on. They taste HORRID!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Ooh yeah
I'd forgot about them, they were right manky n 'orrible.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)
# unless
the thing that is flavoured is crisps.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# any
peanut-brittle?

/old man
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# are those the sweets
I saw you fishing out of the urinal earlier?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# It's the look
of mild shock that makes it
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)