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# There's a joke spelling out the difference
Difference between a Trekkie and Trekker:

A Trekker wonders what it'd be like to have sex with Troi/Yar/Bev/Nerys/Dax*

A Trekkie wonders what it'd be like to have sex

I am a recovering Trekker...

* delete as applicable
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# So about this joke -
the punchline is?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# bastard.
you am too quick.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# I'm not either of them
I just thought I'd point it out!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# very good.
now tell us the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# You're pissing on my mind!
Now get your cock out of my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# oh, but
i do enjoy the waxy sensation so.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# The punchline is
yourallcnuts
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# ingore them ^
it made me smile.
Then I suffer from a sci-fi addiction
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i met peter davison
on friday.
(martian, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I think you need
Popbitch?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# he's not very popbitch
is he?
(martian, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Weeeeeee!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# it was either that
or me dribble on about how sad I was when Dr Who and Trillian split up.
But I thought I was appearing sad enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I blame my mum
but not in a Oedipus type way, she's just into sci-fi stuff and forced it upon me and my bro...
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I've often wondered what it's like to have sex with Nerys
Although I always thought she was a rather cute girl who went to school with me, not a Star Trek character.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# bollocks.
you want to have sex with nerys hughes and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# And
how do you know Nerys Hughes wasn't the cute girl from school I was talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# the phrase
'cute girl' gives it away somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Maybe if i'd used
Kira instead of Nerys, all of this wouldn't be an issue...
(Fellmeister, Wed 21 May 2003, 12:37, archived)