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i won't mention to you that tiny spiders can get everywhere, shoes, cloths, anywhere. You won't know about it untill you see them, like a swarm of ants.
Your floor will be 'moving', just slowly, subtaly, you'll notice one, then a few. You'll relise that they are hundreds, no, thousends, all laying there eggs....
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:34,
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Your floor will be 'moving', just slowly, subtaly, you'll notice one, then a few. You'll relise that they are hundreds, no, thousends, all laying there eggs....
almost 2 kilos of insects in a lifetime
86% of reasonably acurate FACT!
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:38,
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that utter BOLLOCKS
sorry - and spiders don't have teeth either
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:39,
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sadly
I stole that from Calvin and Hobbes, but it seemed appropriate to add there.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:45,
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Some spiders have teath
like the kind that eat small birds,
but it's not the teath that'll get you, its the fact that when they crawl about, over your face, into your mouth and up your nose, it can get into your lungs. Clog up your mouth.
you would spit them out, but more keep on coming. Laying eggs.
Is that a spider on your hair, or just an itch?
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:46,
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but it's not the teath that'll get you, its the fact that when they crawl about, over your face, into your mouth and up your nose, it can get into your lungs. Clog up your mouth.
you would spit them out, but more keep on coming. Laying eggs.
Is that a spider on your hair, or just an itch?
But never
EVER Read "Web" By John Wyndam - very good book, but definately not for aracnophobes
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42,
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