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From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( CJ, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

i have just spunked

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

aaaaagh!
keep your sex-wee to your self!
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

How bizarre.
Microsoft Office tried to update itself on my computer, failed and promptly uninstalled itself. Jolly good.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

Aaagh
why do I keep farting today?
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

that'll be the
beer last night :)
( Darkedge, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

how many
did we get through? About 20 cans or something? Where is my hangover?
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

Don't worry
it's just round the corner :)
( Amerella, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

Righto
I'll cut him off at the pass

/cliche
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

I hate that cliché!

( dutchbird, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

I always used to wonder where they got the name 'Grolsch' from
until my first morning-after on this beastly fluid, when my bottom would not stop saying 'Grolsch' over and over and over again...
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

or when you
were shouting "europe" at the sink.
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

keep the exercises up
you'll need a strong right arm to carry that
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

Doesn't
a watch on the right make you gay?
( Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

no, it makes you left-handed
(and - therefore - gay...)

;o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

*right handed*
phew!

for a minute there I thought I might be gay!
( Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

i wear my watch on the right
but i'm a girl.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

Me too on both counts.
I don't think it's gender related though, I just didn't know you were meant to wear it on your opposite hand.
( Amerella, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!

/gamesmaster
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

That looks totally
Kick arse.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

That's Ace!
I want one. I want to be a friend of envy.
( sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

i don't care what it is
i want one!
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

fucking
awesome shoppery there mate !
( Tedmus, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

I'm actually quite surprised
that something like that doesn't already exist... :)

But a complete WOOYAY! to you sir :)
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

I'd buy
one but the instructions are in Japanese...
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

Only woman and heermasexuals...
...read instructions! pfft
( sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

I only resort
to instructions as a last resort. So there :)
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

so class!
so velly, velly good
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

pee roast
www.b3ta.com/board/1578620

woo by the way! :)
( GTA, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

absolutely brill
where can I buy one? ;)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

superb

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

that is
woo
( Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

Whoowee!
I bet the battery alone weighs about a kilo
( Threepwood, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

That is actually
the best thing ever! Woo!
( The Boy T, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)