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# Hi-de-Hi Campers!
Don't forget the wet T-Shirt competition at half past ten.
Supermoore has already won the first round of the Stuff Spaghetti Down Your Trousers Competition, with a special commendation for his use of crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:54, archived)
# is that
Peter Kay ?
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# no
it's Bovine
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Quim!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# such
a quivering quim!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
#
*wibble*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
#
yes I know
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# yeah
we can see that - but is it Peter Kay?


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# you never see 'em together though
eh?
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# that could
be because Ted Bovis actor Paul Shane is so successful and has holiday homes right across the globe, and is constantly on tour, making millions of quid*


* all of the above may possibly be complete bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# did you ever see
Paul Shane sing 'youve lost that loving feeling' (maybe the wrong song name but you know the one) on daytime TV


BABY BABEEEEEHH!

its was TV gold.
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# YES!!!


what more can I say - one of the most memorable TV things ever in my opinion!

I thought he did it on Shooting Stars?


Also, when Frank Bough appeared (Frank Bough has a rough cough) - "Mmmm... Nice! NICE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Dear God,
that suits me.
In fact, it suits all of us.
Ha ha ha, look at Pootle, he as the right expression and everything.

HI DEE HI!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
#
...ted cant 'ere yer
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# That's because we're a team
dedicated to bringing joy and fun to our campers. Mr Maplin is ever so pleased with us.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Right
I'm off to nobble the "Who's got the best Donkey" competition.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# *ahem*
Gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I'm sorry camper,
but that is quite clearly an ass.
Fred Quilly is quite strict in this area.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# how you going to nobble it?
oh and see ya tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Yay!
You're able to make it? Splendid?
What time do you reckon, Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Um...
One o'clock?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Marvellous!
I just need a rough idea, call me whenever you're done shoppping.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I expect I shall
continue shopping after lunch as well... I'll see how I go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I'm wearing a damp towel
can I pretend it's a wet t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I've got a damp towel on my head
can I imagine a t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I imagine so.
But it's really up to the judges.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
# And Spike
won't be bribed.
He's learnt nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Although I'm sure he will
spend a long time "judging". He's an excellent judge, our Spike.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Do I win a hamper?
Do I!? Do I!?

*edit* Are my interrobangs the wrong way round? I'm never sure.*/edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# You win a free dance lesson
with Yvonne Stuart-Hargreaves.

Interrobangs?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# ???!!!!!1
(Amerella, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:01, archived)
#
www.interrobang-mks.com/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
What a cracking photo!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I don't know all the caption people, except
my secret love, Bovine, but the caption just made me nearly spit out tea with laughingness...! WHOOHOO!
(funkylins, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)
# That's Dutchbird & Pootle...
...but I can never tell which is which...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Thank you!!
I love Dutchbird's hair - v. suiting her! And Pootle's expression is fab for that pic as well!
(funkylins, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# ho-de-ho
can't wait for the knobbly knees
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Nice one
for goatse the movie Boab!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:19, archived)
# arse - sorry about this!
Fat Boab - I can`t get to your site - is it healthy, or do you have an IP address I can use


p.s. Ted Bovis ROCKS

- is that James Woods in t`middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:13, archived)
# ha ha
You're after Peggy's job!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahhaah
NOW I understand about Ted

hahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahha

funniest thing I've seen since Aunt Mable caught her left tit in the mangle
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)
# ouch...
...and yuk, you saw your Auntie's boobie?
(funkylins, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Derek & Clive....
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:03, archived)
# miserable sinner
filthy fucker
arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 9:59, archived)
# and what's
for dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's great!

What's with the Hi-d-hi obsession today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Changing usernames
adds to fluffiness!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Okie-doke
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)
# i'm not supposed to be here
but that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 10:02, archived)