Gender specific rulers...


Urm... not that i'd need one. Ahem.

Edit - Woo! Front page! Hurrah and huzzah! Thankyou!!
(Frogstar, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)

Not much use
if your dick is only 5".
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

wide

( thebear Wanna buy a dodgy watch guv?, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

The average penis is 2.5 inches so I'm told
Edit:Can I just add a girl didn't tell me this to make me feel better, I'm referring to the constant emails I get about nob enlargements (spam - not from friends I might add). Not that I need one, I am perfectly happy with my size.
( Mond, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

Right.
You're not being at all over-defensive here, are you?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)

No. NO I'M NOT
I DON'T HAVE A SMALL WILLY OKAY

*grabs knife and looks threating*

I don't OKAY?!!???
( Mond, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)

well geez,
there's no need to make it any smaller
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 11 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)

*swipes at catfish*

( Mond, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

Subtle
and beautiful
(Dekker, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

i see...
so that is why i cant park my car properly, it makes so much sense now, cheers!
( lady_delirium, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

hello duckie
brbr: off to bank.
( tef ‮fet, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

alright, me old
segotia ;)
edit: good luck and rob some for me!
( lady_delirium, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

tee heee hee
he said bank
(Clockwork, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

Heheheh
top stuff!
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)

hehehe

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)

I don't get it.
Why would I want a 16" penis?
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

Huzzah

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)

Ha ha ha
Err... Me neither.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)

you and your glasses
I am sure you had a similar user name fairly recently
( Evil Lu, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

*shuffles feet*
erm... maybe...
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

how refreshingly honest

( Evil Lu, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

haha

( corington, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

Har har.
:D
( Samsonite, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)

Out of interest,
have i managed to make this a compo entry, or have i screwed it up completely (again)?
(Frogstar, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)

you
have and it's great !
( Tedmus, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

the little c in the top left box
says it is, and you got a fp too, congratulations
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

So there is!
You learn something new every day.
You wouldn't believe how chuffed i am about the frontpage either :D.
(Frogstar, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)

yep,
the little C in the box next to the subject line means it's in the comp.
( rogan, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)

hahahaha
that is great:)

er... not that i understanding what you are talking about!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)