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# I had to post something so A.W wouldn't keep popping up everytime I refresh...
I didn't write this...and nor did I say I did...it is a total rip off....BUT it is better looking than the picture below...and that is my excuse...and men are just as bad, but hey...
Please note that the all British banks will shortly be following EU directives and installing new 'Drive-thru' cash point machines. Following the growing threat of violence and muggings, this will enable customers to safely withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.To help assist users, the following procedures have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (MALE or
FEMALE) and remember them when you use the
state-of-the-art facilites for
the first time.

Male Procedure

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

6. Wind up window

7. Drive off

Female Procedure


1. Drive up to cash machine

2. Reverse back the required amount to re-align car
window to machine

3. Re-start the stalled engine

4. Wind down the window

5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger
seat to locate card.

6. Turn the radio down to concentrate more

7. Attempt to insert card into machine

8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due
to its excessive
distance from the car

9. Insert card

10. Remove card and re-insert the right way up

11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN
written on the inside back
page.

12. Enter PIN.

13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

14. Enter amount of cash required

15. Check make up in rear view mirror

16. Retrieve cash and receipt

17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash
inside

18. Place receipt in back of cheque book

19. Re-check make-up again

20. Drive forwards 10 yards

21. Brake sharply and reverse back to cash machine

22. Retrieve card

23. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place
card into the slot
provided

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off

25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles

26. Release handbrake

SICcopied direct from a received email!

(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# doh
yawn
(masterbassist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# that is so old
it was sent around on parchment before they invented email
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# and in books
before they discovered the miracle of staple removal
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I saw
the cave painting version of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I never said it was new.....
It's just better looking than Anne Widdicomthing
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# sexist twat
and i have heard it before - post your own work...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# nothing wrong
with being sexy
/young ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# spinal tap
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# 11
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# must be on
a womans period
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# If there is one thing I hate
(and there isn't, I hate loads of things) it's people who take excessive amounts of time at cash machines. How hard can it be? Many people act as though they hae never seen one before and are totally befuddled by technology. Meanwhile, I stand behind them getting angrier and angrier.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Why not just not get angry.
It's such a pointless thing to get angry about. They're going to make you, what, 45 seconds late?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Exactly.
Do you know what I do for a living? I'm a 100 metre sprinter. That 45 seconds makes the difference between a gold medal and the slowest ever finish!
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Ah, well in that case, just carry a flame thrower
wherever you go. You know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# i understand
how DO people take so long at cash machines ? All you can do is check your balance, print a statement and get money...but somehow they still spend 10 minutes starting at the screen....i just don't get it !
(JBoom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# *glares at Houston Knights*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# *ignites az whilst his concentration is diverted*
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
this is why I never learned to drive :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# My my
your spelling and grammar is atrocious

facilites

vehicles.To
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# surely
his spelling and grammar ARE atrocious?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# "atrocious."
There's always someone more pedantic than yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# It was
A test, you both passed.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# See bottom of my post.
not my speling.

If it wars then it wuold be grate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Calm down love
its just a commercial
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# BWaaaa!!!!!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I larfed and larfed and larfed
:) woo!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# too much text.
and it is old.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# You prefer
the picture below!

SICKO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# the pic is straight to the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# THAT
is the problem!

/shivver
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# heh heh
car
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# but
the pic is brilliant, and this is just reductive sexual stereotyping crap, that frankly the world can do without
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)