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[challenge entry] Bond........Q Bond.....
Ok well i can't be botherd to write the whole thing so hears what's happened.....Q has found out how to fuse stuff.

Q:Well 007....this is my fusing thing.
007:Cool let's try it out Q.
Q:NOOOO!!!

At this point 007 pushes Q into the fuse thing.
007:AHHHH...It burns???
Q:WHY???Why did you push us in?????
007:I dunno?
Q:Sigh...Oh well we're fused now....
007:Cool...NOOOO I wanted my body not a old mans!!!Is there a way out of this Q???
Q:No.
007:Are you sure?
Q:Wel.....there is one way...but...Nah.
007:Please you gotta tell me Q.
Q:Fine.....you have to have your head pulled off.
007;But i'll still be alive right?
Q:No...you'll be drad alright.
007:Whers the axe?
Q:In the corner.
007:Thanks....Oh well bye Q.
Q:Bye

This bit of the storyis to violent for little kiddies.But....you can guess what hsappens next.HA HA HA HA

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(sam831, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# That am gay
/unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i liked it
so there
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# so there indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# and
i liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Not got the hang of
this whole image posting thing, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Ok, erm..
Do you remember this thread here and all the replies to it?
Seriously, people will stop being nice if you ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# you've not quite
got the hang of this "make a picture" thing yet have you...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Oops,
sorry, splashed a bit there.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# You went to school
and got beaten up for your lunch money?
(Astatine, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Big Mofo TJ
Does anyone know the font that b3ta use for their logo? (I know theres a big jpg of the logo, but I want to match more text too it)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# i think it's just bold arial
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I think so,
with bits erased.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I think it's
also had the kerning(? gaps between the letters) fiddled with too.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Oh dear
Well I think Aerial Black will do!

God I'm crap at this graphic design lark, but I'm turning into a Perl wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# correct me if i'm wrong
but i think kerning just relates to putting letters that 'fit' together closer together, ie AV

you can alter letter spacing easily in photoshop though
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# google for "what the font"
It had a font-atching service where you upload a .jpg and it tells you what fonts are used in it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
#
www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# it claims
"Newhouse DT Bold"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Distress
I think
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# possible helvetica
try a few
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# you should make
it into a piccie
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# excellent
more text entries i say!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)