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[challenge entry] she should of listened to Mum
'never fall asleep in Japanese restaraunts'

PICTURE OF AN ASIAN WOMAN DROWNING IN CUM!

Edit: Happy now?



Please note: this IS safe for work - simulated semen only

From the Whoah! That wasn't there before I went to bed! challenge. See all 314 entries (closed)

(peewee13, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
# eek!

(greensmith what!? what!?, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Eww...
I'm going to fuck off and watch Donnie Darko now, I'll be back later to attempt the new challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# best film ever
and to spoil it for you, the butler did it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# I've already seen it
But I was drunk, so it didn't make sense. I picked up the DVD for the scandalous price of £6 in Smiths t'other day, giving it to a friend for birthday tomorrow, so I want to see it again and make sense of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Make sure you watch the Easter Egg too.
And visit the official website. Lots of extra goodies.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# How do you get to the egg?
I've got plenty of time, nothing to do till band practice, so I'll check it all out later
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# If it's the cheap £6 one
it probably doesn't have any extras as they recently released the cheap version sans extras
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)
# If it's a present then
you can't watch it! Unless you wrap it in cellophane again I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# It still wont make sense mate
Mind Piss, pure and evil MINDPISS!
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# it might not make sense sober.....
i had to read a thing on the intermeweb to explain it



/both thick and a nerd
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Being awake and sober
is no guarantee that you'll understand Donnie Darko...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# I watch it
think I understand it. Then watch it again and go "Hang on...."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Every time I watch it
I'm still hoping to see boobies...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# I watched
the Director's Commentary and decided that I disagree with him on a number of points. So what if he also wrote the bloody thing..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# i understood it
but i've read way too much sci fi, so paradoxical time loops don't faze me...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhh.............. kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Woo!
Bukkake-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# yes dear?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Wha wha what does regret mean?
/Orbital (sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Its better to regret something you have done
than something you havent done,
and if you see your mother this weekend, be sure to tell her...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# eww even if it isn't real
it still looks really wrong
(Alex is a lucky girl, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Simulated or no,
I'm wondering if the average office boss can tell the difference at medium range....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)
# probably
i have found the average office boss to be quite the wanker
(peewee13, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Good point well made
I've already had a close call once with a Goatse image eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# simulation
doesn't make it SFW
it's appearances that count
better link it before the pitchfork-wielding mob come calling
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)
# oh cum on it's friday
live a little
(peewee13, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# no
this board tries to be work safe.
Link it now
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I prefer to live a lot than a little
which is why I prefer to keep my grossly overpaid job
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# oh to be overpaid!
but then again i pay myself (in theory)...just need a customer...any day now



(i actally got an email enquiry yesterday!)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# which means a lot of work people tuned in
so please to be linking? it's a pain in the arse trying to scroll superfast past something like that, or having to wait till it drops off the board.

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# That woman
is over eighty years old. I wonder how she keeps her skin so young-looking.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Really?
Simulated you say? I'm sure even horses and whales don't produce quite that much.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Hasn't...
...this topic been discussed recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah,
I was looking for the link but can't find it, it is quite a few pages back.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)
# I think the original...
...thread was deleted.

As I was saying 'I was that horse' etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Found it
http://www.b3ta.com/board/2939806
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Hmm...
...marginally less exciting that my own low expectations lead me to believe.

[edit]
Or expectorations (in a strange genital sense - just to keep on-topic).
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)
# i know that, you know that
but if the boss walks past and sees it on your screen, is s/he going to know that?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Obviously
"Mum" had plenty of past experience of being gush-ejaculated on in restaurants...
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# please link it
it's what it looks like that causes problems
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# has she been
decapitated?
(bldcel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# lol well spotted
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# well, you know,
concern for my fellow females
(bldcel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# NSFW!
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Link it
LINK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)