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# For Thor
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Going to see that tomorrow
I've been wondering if people will go dressed up as biblical figures.
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# probably not

i was going to go to a fancy dress party as that leper bloke one time, but i couldn't get my limbs to fall off at random intervals.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Arf!!!!
.
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I'd wear stockings and a big curly wig
and throw confetti during the scarification.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats taken my mind off the fact that I just failed media studies.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Laughter is Good.
Don't forget though: You just failed media studies.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# blimey, you must have really put some effort in
to fail media studies, or do you go to a clever college/uni?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# I'm going in a skullcap
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# tsk!
you'd think he'd have washed his hands for such a special event
/mother
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# That looks
very thor..

thorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# far better
now that's quality british workmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# That's more sensible
you need a good washer to prevent gushing blood that will ruin the carpets. But I also suggest that he uses a good wood/flesh screw and an electric screwdriver as every good carpenter (as Jesus's dad was) knows that driving a stake into wood will only result in splitting the wood.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# or how about

(pearoast)
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# ppfffsstttt!!

i just choked on my sarnie

Naughty person
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
(Hands up anyone who's ever use No More Nails and a nail just to be sure?)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# *puts hand in the air*
you can't be too sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Are there any Romans on the board?
(BadgerPirate, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# historically correct?
then why are the nails through the hands? It's through the wrists!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Which is actually wrong as you crucified people through their wrists.
I love this whole 'Mel Gibson does history thing'. If he was going to be even vaguely accurate about it then:
Jesus should have been far darker skinned
Jesus would have had shorter hair (he is quoted as saying that long hair disgraces a man).
He was nailed to the cross through his wrists.
Jesus was Batman
Amongst many other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)