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# britney a bush supporter?
britney 4 bush
we knew she was a cow, but how could she be that stupid?
could it be a missunderstanding and she was actually speaking about bush ... errr ... yeah that.
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Huurrgghh..... hurrghhh... blaaaggghhh....

/wipes vom from keyboard
(insaniac1, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)
# here's an idea for a resignation letter:
my keyboard is all sticky
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
nice... thanks
(insaniac1, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)
# *shudders*
reminds me of an ex of mine....she was well aquainted with teh bush...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)
# like a ravens wing was she?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Very
much so, and slacker than a wizards sleeve:)


/Not bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Luxuriant bush is ok
I just don't like it when it ends up forming some kind of anal beard as well. *Wretch*
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)
# ew
reminds me of the bird from the weekend!!!!!
i just wanted to immac her!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Aye
And before the women start on, I trim and shave me meat and 2 veg respectively and I'd argue that a scrotum is far harder to shave than a vulva...

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Not to mention scarier for the shavee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:42, archived)
# hot wax on a motorcycle seat
then accelerate much too hard
/rossnoble
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:43, archived)
# *winces*
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:44, archived)
# bloody right!
altho they do run the chance of lopping off a lip or two when they do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Depends
The neatly enclosed clamshell has to be a piece of cake, whereas the "hedgehog run over by truck" style drooping beef flaps has to present more of a challenge.

However, shaving something with a surface similar to that of a walnut shell is interesting. Menthol shaving gel makes it doubly so... O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:51, archived)
# MMmmmmm......cool bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah but
us girlies have to keep the giblets safe.

Actually I don't shave I clip it on number 1 with no guard. One hand on clipper, one on giblets, NOT easy. It's best to get someone else to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I do Number 3
in the general area, then wet shave the dangly bits.

Getting someone else to do it would probably be good, but a) I'd have to trust them a lot (and after my last psycho ex, no way!) and b) if someone was holding my bits to shave them I suspect I'd take their eye out :/
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:00, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:15, archived)
# That's horrible
still would
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)
# nothing a quick shave
can't cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)
# I like her kittin t-shirt
with 3D eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)
# I like her pussy too
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)
# 3d eyes?
you mean the little mounds that might be her ... errr . can we say nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# *plucks pube out of teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)
# *uses as dental floss*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Hurrah!

and with that, I'm off. So long, losers.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
best image ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# that's... um...
au naturel?
*boik!*
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Wait, she's actually backing G. W. Bush?
What a fucking div.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# she actually is backing bush
and she will perform at his election something rather
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Geeeeeee-ross!
But woo all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)
# the bush is for bush too.
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(p3t si teh 1337 h4xx0r, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)
# well a bush would be for bush
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)
# hoorah
something to keep your ears warm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I think I still would
eyes closed for safety
(Dangermouse., Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)