More of my road-related frustration...


From the Safety First! challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:29, archived)

Proper bo!
That has viral potential, I reckon. Noice one.
( cobby, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:31, archived)

Top
Can't lurk after seeing that.
Such genius must be rewarded...
( Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:31, archived)

I've had it in my mind for months...
...waiting for the opportunity to shout it in some arsehole's face at a particular junction on my way home. Never thought of photoshopping it though.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)

You're a brave man
cycling in the city. Last time I tried it, it scared the shit out of me, it was like Death Race 2000.
( cobby, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)

It is a bit...
I don't go there often, but try turning right at the top of Lothian Road. FUCK!!!!
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)

That bit
is a free for all; fire engines, ambulances, buses and cars and pedestrians crossing everywhere. I would like to plant trees along the middle of princes street and lothian road and run the trams again, that would be nice I think.
( cobby, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)

well done
that man
( Jay, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)

perfect

( pep, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)

What a great image to see
as I come on the board

Top Stuff, Love it
( DontHaveAClue, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)

hahahahahaha
let the rage all out
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)

Very Nice.

spaz
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:34, archived)

wahey !
hahahah....
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)

heehee
your cycle lane is the first image I found, but it wasn't a wide enough lane to get all the text in...

Nice to see that post again - lovely.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:37, archived)

bravo!
owt like this gets my vote.
( iamhyperdog, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)

Yes, YES
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
I gave up shouting. Now I stop people and hit them. Well, not right now as I am bikeless.
They usually ask "What the fuck was that for?"
Me: "For trying to end my life you terminally stupid FUCK!"
( fuzzbucket, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)

cunts.
I've always fantasised about pulling off the "reach in window, remove car keys, drop down drain, leave sharpish" type urban legend.
I put a nice scratchy dent in a fucker's rear wing with my SPD boot once though. Self defence.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)

fucking
brilliant
(choppy, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:42, archived)

Splendid
and could be a comp entry.
( CJ, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:42, archived)

true! I shall edit.
not quite to the letter of the comp, but close enough.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:45, archived)

i'd just like to say: fucking right!
though i went out on my bike today and even the buses were nice to me- it was a good day for it indeed
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)

A massive w/y/h
Are firing your way
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:52, archived)

Applause and w/y/h
I usually just have time to shout "Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt!" and have only ever got into a fight once. All the other times I rode away sharpish.
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:58, archived)

Yes, yes
and yes!
(Dogsdinner, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:59, archived)

that is the funniest thing
i have ever seen on this board.

w.y.h
(dtnl, Wed 25 Sep 2002, 10:24, archived)