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[challenge entry] Driving in films would be too dangerous and the insurance would be too high.

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:32, archived)
# heh heh!



TJ Blimey! The guy from pantera's been shot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah
someone mentioned that earlier.


Their last couple of albums were a bit poo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:37, archived)
# The others weren't much to write home about either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Really?
But didn't he come out with a load of white supremicist comments a while back? Or was that someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:37, archived)
# don't know
i don't really pay enough attention
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:40, archived)
# No
I'm pretty sure that was Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:42, archived)
# That, is ace
(The original lanky streak, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:36, archived)
# I recognise that dog
but I can't remember the name of the brilliant cartoon!! Drat! tell me before I'll splode.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:38, archived)
#
It's my very own creation. As far as I know.

Edit: Dons tin foil hat
(The original lanky streak, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:40, archived)
# It looks kinda like fat dog mendozza,
if you squint at it.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:41, archived)
# That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:43, archived)
#
Just googled it.
Bloody hell it does doesn't it, bugger.

Not seen it before (honest)
(The original lanky streak, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Quick,
change the 2004 on your picture to a 1904 and sue them.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Well on second looks
yours is more slim-line and quite different, It just has a vaguely familiar resemblance, perhaps your is his cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:46, archived)
# It looks like the dog in that cartoon where
the boy is a fumbling superhero and the dog is absolutely enormous or at least his head is. It's extremely funny and rarely seen now. SOMEONE help my failing memory.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:42, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4035123
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:44, archived)
#
At least this'll provide me with the motivation I need to put together a new woo. Don't want people thinking I'm a theiving swine
(The original lanky streak, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Not at all
There are very clear differences between yours and fat dog it just reminded me of Fat Dog that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Nice
have a bite of my sausage, bacon and egg roll.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:36, archived)
# aww man
Am hungry now and still an hour untill lunch!

You get one for me too?
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:39, archived)
# It was nice,
very nice but I had to eat it in my car as everyone has started complaining about the smell of my morning fried goodies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:42, archived)
# ahh, I see
thats why the monkey beer in the background then?
Can't drive without it ;)

I'm gonna go get one at lunchtime and eat it in my office. No-one here to complain.
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:45, archived)
# I never leave the house without a good few monkey beers in me,
it the driver's choice.

I'll give them a few weeks break, probably after Beattiemas, then I'll start eating inside again, they love the smell but just won't admit it to themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
Subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Monkey Beer's the only beverage
I'll accept to help wash down a bacon, sausage and egg roll.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:44, archived)
#
"Monkey Beer: Splash it all over!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:47, archived)
# mmm... monkey sausage...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:41, archived)
# cor!
bap-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:42, archived)
# *suddenly feels thirsty*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I have to say, young man
After seeing your food updates for a while, you have the worst diet imaginable. Congratulations!
*clanks Monkey Beers with Duke*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:44, archived)
# My diet consists of
good food and bad food, I'm actually trying to cut down on the bad food for a while as I'm starting to put on a bit of weight and I can feel my breast starting to juggle a bit as I walk down stairs.

Cheers! *clangs Monkey Beer cans*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:46, archived)
# why is it purple?
does it contain beetroot too?
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 12:00, archived)
# especially when the police drive like
this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
the bloody maniac
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Aren't they supposed....
...to drive through a vegetable cart as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:40, archived)
# I can't animate everything
it would take too long.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:43, archived)
# It would be very cool
if someone could animate everything though.






But not until I get broadband back...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Even with broadbean
I think you'll find animating "everything" and impossible task.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# woo!
regenerating veggie burgers
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I wish monkey beer
could regenerate, nothing would be better than havig an everlasting can of cool crisp clean monkey beer...
the only danger would be knocking it over while in a drunken stupor and flooding the house.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Haha ! Woo !
everyday life would just be one big explosion !

People would get blown up all over the place



But the doggy would always make it !

/tidied up re-post
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:43, archived)
# So what you're saying is...
...if you're about to be blown up, gaffa tape yourself to a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Yes ,
yes you should.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:47, archived)