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# You know what to do
Let's get started.
Edit: Oh, Snap! I'm Done.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:12, archived)
# *strips*
*assumes the position*
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#
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# KITTENS!
With weapons of mass destruction!
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#
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# awww
they're fluffy and evil.

I want one.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:33, archived)
# Yay!
Destroy the world, kitties!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Okay...
A dog who thinks he's got four thousand pounds in his jeans pocket, but has just put the jeans in the washing machine by mistake, and is now being laughed at by a group of adolesent peanuts.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:16, archived)
# I understand his pain.
:(
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#
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# Ooh,
he looks pissed! I love it!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:23, archived)
# A man made entirely out of cans of deodorant attempting to stuff a turkey using a stuffed toy
whilst elvis watches on with a look of disgust on his face, and a giant leprechaun under one arm.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:19, archived)
#
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# A walrus on a moped
pulling up at the 8th annual llama spinning competition
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:21, archived)
#
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# Yay!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:32, archived)
# hahaha
clearly an alpaca, though...
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:33, archived)
# An octopus considering suicide
Because his pimp boyfriend called him names.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:24, archived)
# hope you dont mind me having a go
its crap
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(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:35, archived)
# Thats great
I didn't have a clue how anyone was meant to draw it.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:37, archived)
#
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# A big steak
with mushrooms.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:24, archived)
#
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# talking tumours!
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#
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# w/y/h!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Cancer is so funny.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
# we all know leprosy
is the true comedy disease
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# tourettes!!!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# a pair of pants,
holding a sweaty racoon to ransom whilst a horny tube of superglue does a shit in the shape of a figure 8.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:25, archived)
#
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# hmmm,
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i tried
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# :)
you appear to be able to see into my thinking.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# silly americans
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Dinosaurs.
Playing guitars. ON THE MOON.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:26, archived)
#
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# Awesome!
I'd give it a twelve
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# beaten to the punch
i like yours better though ;)
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# .
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# Meglomaniacal Fruit.
plotting our downfall
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:26, archived)
#
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# Ace's
Yay
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# Marvelous!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson
getting buggered by a group of maurading pirates, while the phantom of the opera blows a giant glass bottle to put the pirateship in. to be mounted on the duke of edinburghs' fireplace
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:30, archived)
# dont know who that is
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:39, archived)
# reporter on cars and such like very tall


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#
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# Woo to the Clarkson caricature from
just that one photo. Yay.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# A door. With the number 3 on it. And a round handle and a keyhole. And there are two hinges and one of those spyhole things.
Its wooden, and it opens inwards.
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#
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# Did I forget to mention...
that Godzilla was behind the door scratching a queen flea's Mhyrrkin with a syphilitic table-tennis onion covered in Rock Wee? Oh well... the door's shut so who's going to know?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:07, archived)
# The entire Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
in a Speedo.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:31, archived)
# all in one speedo
or separately?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:40, archived)
# just one
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Genius.

I'm imagining that the Speedos are regulation issue too. Not some mammoth pair, or incredibly stretchy.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
#
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# Ummm....
A small thing slapping a big thing for dissing his credibilty on the circuits.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:38, archived)
#
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# Hooray!
That thing ain't gonna go trippin while that homie be steppin yo. Fo shizzle.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:03, archived)
# A TV exposé on the REAL story behind Hairy Midget*


*Which is the fact that he uses a factory full of underage jungle animals to do all of his drawings/scanning/posting to B3ta.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
#
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# Hahaha
Bloody marvelous!

I can imagine scene #2, which is your hand over the camera lens as you start swearing at the cameraman.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# Ninja's chasing snowmen on the tongue of a cheese monster
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
#
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# Spend three minutes drawing something you want to draw.

No more. No less.

Stop when three minutes is over.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# I like this idea.
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#
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# BRAVO!

Soooo... [(4.5images/3mins)squared-time/enthusiasm]=midget ratio.

Hey guys, I'm bottling this stuff. Anyone want some?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
a mongolian singing in japanese, while he's being voodooed by a priest (whose faced was bukkaked)

AND (this one's twice)

a crudely drawn cock waving goodbye a fly that just got married a badger
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:07, archived)
#
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#
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# I still want to see
Catherine Zeta Jones fighting a polar bear in Sainsbury's (or similar supermarket).
(Please!)
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
#
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# Yay!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# All of the fluffy night time boarders giving the finger to the day time boarders because they miss out on special treats like this.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:11, archived)
#
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# HAHAHAHAHA

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen around here ever.

I'm saving that one for the dayshifters on Monday.

:-D
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)
# How about a signed autograph of Cap'n Biscuit (to me)
After he's become sold-out and middle adged and washed up.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
#
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# Thanks Cap'n
I'll treasure it (once I clean the ash off it.)
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# a drawing
of yourself drawing yourself drawing and etc....
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:19, archived)
#
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# ow....
/feels idiot

mmm, nice idiot
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# how about
pirates robbing an old woman of her dentures and other valuables?
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)
# Bravo Mr. Midget!
Bravo.

Pat yourself on the back for another job well done.
/not a picture request - a genuine appreciation.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# Best.
Thread.
Ever.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 8:27, archived)