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# they'll run out of scenarios eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Ishani, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
You are the king of flimsy semi-fact novelty literature.

edit: I think you should do some more of these, they're brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:54, archived)
# Hehehehehe.
I didn't know christians could be corrupted by magnetic fields.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
# i would suggest
you magnitize a horse and try it! amaze your non-christian friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Ishani, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:58, archived)
# they're magnetic monotheists
get it????
(Hazhar, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:00, archived)
# That'll be why nobody's ever detected them.
Ahaha.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
# ahahaha!
I love it!
(kaibosh, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Genius.
Laugh-out-loud genius. :)

EDIT: And you got a well deserved FP! Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
# are you
the author of the Haynes book of lies?
(keelhauled_elephant, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:56, archived)
# or Strange But Completely False?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:56, archived)
# haha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:56, archived)
# brilliantly hatstand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 20:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:01, archived)
# haha
/goes out to jumpstart a camel.


/only finds the neighbourhood dog.


(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:02, archived)
# pfff!
you wanna be careful doing the camel one...

(log in name)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Ignore a Kitten?
that's just not possible!

Very Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:12, archived)
# You say that...
...but apparently it is in an emergency :-)
(minister of heresy, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Awesome
You should make it a website
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Wonderous!
Best thing on here for ages!

PS. Support the BBC for being bold enough to ignore the ridiculous objections to Jerry Springer the Opera: www.petitiononline.com/BBCJSSUP/petition.html
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 21:41, archived)
# that's fucking ace
greatest pic for days!

MAKE IT REAL! bet you could get it published!
(qdamik, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 22:09, archived)
# whoa
that's one of the most woo things i've ever seen. congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 22:42, archived)
# That is brilliant
really really good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# I give it 5/5 woos!





(I helped save b3ta! mr_dog, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Jan 2005, 0:45, archived)
# very good
"Horses probably don't enjoy this" made me laff lots
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 9:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
That is pure comedy. You get an official Naive Amoeba bumming!

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 11:38, archived)
# brilliant!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Sorry but
It would be wrong for me to live if I ever ignored a kitten.
Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# you could publish this, y'know
www.cafepress.com/cp/info/sell/books.aspx

I think you should
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)
# bumflaps
I'm in the Apple Store on Regent Street and have just drawn unwanted attention to myself with a particularly loud guffaw! Thanks, or not :)

Please, do more. they're destined to be classics.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# your fp was a long time-a-coming....
but in the end worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 17:46, archived)