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# An idea wot stuck in my head


Is it funny? I really can't tell, as soon as I made it I wasn't sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Yes.
That is EXTREMELY funny.

It made me laugh so much a small amount of wee nearly came out.

top gag!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Agreed!
Hey, I checked his website . . . Where was goatse?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Who's website?
Google should help if you want goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:19, archived)
# no, no, no, no, no!
ZW hacked a website that was being mean to SuperTim . . . but he didn't add goatse to it . . . Bah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Ooooh!
Wasted opportunity.

Fortunately I thought better of attaching our Site Director's head to a dancing goatse gif to email people. I think I'd rather keep my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:27, archived)
# arf!
I was tempted to upload an image that looked okay but was animated and would flash something rude about the kid... but then they'd know I could hack into the site - and they'd change passwords! Either that or I could have removed the offending pic from his online file, and pointed it to a copy on my server... then replace it every now and then - and he'd not be able to work out how unless he checked the html on the 'view source' bit of his site!

ST is denying all knowledge today... saying I wrote to the webspace provider!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Pft
my mechanical arm just fell off
(Willboy:, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tea/nostrils/screen...etc :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Beeble beep bee DOO bop
beeble eeble beeble. beep beep BEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOP.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha!
anyone know if it's normal to have to wait over a week for a paypal donation to turn into an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)
# E-mail
the gods ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# So far
yes....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# WHERE DID YOU GET FIST OF FUN FROM?
I must know.

You must tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:16, archived)
# I ALSO DEMAND TO KNOW THIS KNOWLEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)
# YES, TELL US
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)
# DON'T TELL ME

I am cursed with imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:19, archived)
# I DON'T WANT THIS KNOWLEDGE I JUST WANT TO WRITE IN REALLY BIG LETTERS
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:18, archived)
# I AM LISTENING TO MY WALKMAN SO I AM SHOUTING


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:19, archived)
# I'M ON THE TRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)
# *FALLS OFF TRAIN


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Imagines Dave
Stumbling back down the train track to retrieve his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:25, archived)
# ooh Twiggles
you make me laugh, you really do. I'd nominate you as my favourite Monday person but it would only cause sulks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:19, archived)
# *sulks
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:20, archived)
# *also sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:23, archived)
# You shouldn't sulk

You're tied up in Amsterdam
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Good point!
*cums instead*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:25, archived)
# *wipes gimp mask
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:27, archived)
# That's
about fourty Euros.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:27, archived)
# *hands over money
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:30, archived)
# yeah you're right
I'd probably just get all smug and rub it in people's faces
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:22, archived)
# *sulks


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4236708
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:23, archived)
# I have a dvd
with all 3 radio series of Fist of Fun, the whole Lionel Nimrod radio series, both TV series of Fist of Fun and both TV series of This Morning With Richard Not Judy. Bought off some geezer.


Would sell copies (it's a data DVD for watching/listening on pc) for a tenner (including p&p) now that I have my DVD burner up and running and a pack of DVDs ready to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:18, archived)
# YOU WOULD, WOULD YOU?


IS THIS STILL SHOUTING?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:20, archived)
# ONLY IF YOU ASKED NICELY
AND LOUDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)
#
I WANT FIST OF FUN ON DVD AND I WANT EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE SAME DVD AND I WANT A CHOCOLATE FROG THAT YOU CAN ONLY BUY ON AEROPLANES AND I WANT A WEE AND I WANT SHARKS WITH FRIKKIN' LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS AND I WANT A FLANNEL AND I WANT A PENGUIN TO DANCE FOR ME AND I WANT A SMALL GYPSIE WOMAN TO GO TO THE SHOPS AND BUY ME COME FAGS BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD A SMOKE SINCE SATURDAY AND I WANT TO JUMP UP AND DOWN ON AN INFLATABLE IGUANA AND I WANT OTHER THINGS TOO AND I WANT TO SEND YOU A TENNER IN RETURN FOR ALL OR SOME OF THIS STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:28, archived)
# OH, SORRY YOU SAID NICELY TOO.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:28, archived)
# My email is on my profile - can Paypal to my email address.
I can only manage the Lee and Herring stuff I'm afraid.







And possibly the flannel.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:30, archived)
# well the flannel would be a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Flannels
are ALWAYS a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:34, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Does anyone think that we're supposed to shout RIAA?
Just asking, is all.

RIAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:41, archived)
# it took about a week for mine
email the dude and tell him your paypal name and user name... that's what i did after it didn't come for a few days
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Who, Cal?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:25, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 13:06, archived)
# very!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)
# THAT!
ROCKS!
GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)
# i laughed
lots.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Yup!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:16, archived)
# all teh woo
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahah
extreme involuntary urination
(peewee13, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Oh man
squildo graped, every damn time
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Can you please stop posting that picture of my long-lost sister?
It was relieving the first time, because I no longer wanted to meet her. Now it's getting traumatic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:39, archived)
# the woo is with you
moleste yay
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)
# That's good
As soon as I got the idea out of my head and onto the screen I became half convinced it was rubbish. That's the trouble with ideas you get when you're half asleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)
# brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Heheheh
I want an R2D2 dustbin!

Best I've got so far is an R2D2 shower gel dispenser with a red light on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:23, archived)
# tee hee hee!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:25, archived)
# yay
much amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 12:42, archived)