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[challenge entry] Revenge of the Shit


A Darth Vader Lawn Sprinkler. Of course. Vader is famous for his love of verdant growing grass.
Honestly, why do they bother..?

From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)
# yes, but you have to shop it to post it here
edit: see post below
(meercat, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
# bollocks do you
lots of stuff gets posted just because it's amusing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Surely
newbs should at least start off doing their own stuff.

and then see what they can get away with if it's obvious people don't hate them?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:05, archived)
# I post my own stuff
but none of its funny so its sometimes not a good
thing
edit welllcome to the fold sonny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:08, archived)
# soz
better (or in fact, some) shoppage next time, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)
# wow!
great find
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
# hello newbie
read the FAQs

and ignore any Buffyisms
(Ush, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
# darth bukakke!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
#
Good: Well done for pointing this out

Bad: Not really a compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)
# oh, and btw, its "no cake for the impuritor".
Possibly spelt correctly.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)
# hmmm
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

*jumps up and down celebrating using the secret upload codezzz!!!!11!!!111*
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)
# please don't hotlink other people's images
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)
# i am glad someone else has found that ridiculous.
there does not seem to be anything they won't sell. but maybe I got that impression from the sprinkler product description: "Let the Dark Side defend your lawn from the ravages of summer heat or cool you off on a hot day with this Darth Vader sprinkler!"

or maybe it was this guy:

Darth Tater

yeah, maybe hotlinking the images isn't cool of us but I don't think I could shop anything more bizarre for the compo...and theres something about a picture being worth a thousand words yada yada yada
(zyn (thetix), Tue 26 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)