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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:09, archived)
# A catgirl
wearing a catsuit
on a catwalk
(Indole Ring, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:10, archived)
# a cat
wearing a girl suit
(pdjpdj, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:11, archived)
# this
definately this.
It'd be a challenge, right?
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:11, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:22, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:27, archived)
# ^^^^ Not This
A sexy W H Smiths sales assistant trying to get me to preorder Harry Potter and the something or other even though I am the only person in the land who hasn't read the first one.

I should be pictured wearing a full suit of armour and a nice long axe.

Or failing that, a sexy wooky.
(Dr GUID, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:33, archived)
# ah..
I have not read said book either, but then we dont have a whsmith nearby let alone any sexy salespersons...

we do have an easons, but the girls in there are, how can we put it...

mingers.


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Wearing a sexy wookie?
How very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 12 May 2005, 13:45, archived)
# catgirl reading by lamplight
unaware of the danger which awaits her
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:11, archived)
# A wizard cheating
at strip poker
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:12, archived)
# teh meme!!!!
Bindun.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Ah yes
but I want MORE cheating!


/me has been looking up JJ's stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:15, archived)
# *checks fly*
....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:17, archived)
# It would seem you have
a HUGE

collection of fantastic drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack has a colossal ego.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Which we're all too pleased to massage daily . . .

Oh! Please be my random quote . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Saw your profile
and here's my tribute to it
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:25, archived)
# pfft
i am all teh famous.
I might add this to my profile, see if I can compile a number of impressions from other people
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:25, archived)
# A fat bloke
with small eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:12, archived)
# You called . . . ?

'noon Loon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:14, archived)
# noon
I've retuned them all to z flat now for an authentic folk sound
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Huzzah!

*sticks finger in ear to ensure out of tune singing*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:20, archived)
# The girl on a train firing a big fixed position gun
at a squadron of incoming bombers that someone suggested before
(Scoobs, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:13, archived)
# a 13 year old girl
with learning difficulties and rickets poking batteries into her 6 month old babies fetid corpse to make it come back to life, while sobbing in a bedsit filled with old newspapers and bags of urine hanging on a washing line
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:13, archived)
# um...
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:14, archived)
# You, sir, are a strange, but definite genius
(Scoobs, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:16, archived)
# PAJAMAZ . . . you know . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Do you think (TJ)
this version is better or worse than the other one.
browser resizing destorts it so view fulls size
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I prefer the lens flarey one


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:21, archived)
# ta
not sure meself. Bit gimmicky?
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Um,
Sexy nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:15, archived)
# A hypothetical sitcom family.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Including all the stereotypes
The stressed-yet-funky Mother Superior, the young wayward trainee nun, the good looking sassy kitchen help, and the mandatory celeb cameo plot device of Succubus.
(Scoobs, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Benny Hill!
..finally getting caught after a long and comical chase involving much loss of clothing and that small guy with the slaphead!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:20, archived)
# dinner ladies please
you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 12 May 2005, 13:21, archived)
# The erotic adventures of Mr. Bean

or...

cat woman fighting wonderwoman over the last jaffacake.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:27, archived)
# A mud flat on the banks of the Mississipi delta.
Cajun ladies are trapped on a boat which has run aground. Surrounded by crocs, with only the oars as weapons, they are forced to use their clothes to try and attract the attention of passing steamers packed to the rafters with lusty gamblers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 May 2005, 13:29, archived)