hello b3ta
tuesday was my 20th birthday this week, and as a result i was lucky enough to get my hands on an Early Learning Centre 'M1SS B HAV1N' car and a free set of balls. Consequently I immediately set it up in my lounge:

However, a few moments ago I was told by my housemate to 'get that piece of s**t out of there' and as a result, I present my new bed:

you can visit my website if you want
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

That right there
Is absolutely fantastic.
I bet it makes a good shagpad!
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

that is
parping woo
( dakster, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

Your
housemate evidently has no appreciation for the finer things in life. Throw the balls at him/her.
(Pseudonym, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

I am overwhelmed with envy.

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

"20th birthday this WEEK"?!?
...fucking hell, I'm green with envy too then! :p
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

Smooth
You are absolutely the master of innovation. I think this is gonna be the new summer trend.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

and could be a bath as well !
(especially after a pissy night)

hoorah !
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

hahahahaha
may be challenging when drunk or when bringing home a lovely lady
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

Why?
What lovely lady what not want to scramble in with someone so reknown for miss-b-havin that he got the numberplate put on his bed?
(JPaddy, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

your 20th birthday this week????
Wow, the queen's got nothing on you then has she.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

You lucky bastard.
.
( JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

yes this.
i am so considering getting one for myself
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)

Huzzah!
What a bed.
(Andy-, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)

Haha!
Cocking ace. Early Learning Centre you say?

*writes down*
*applies for Provisional Sleeping Licence*
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)

down in price too,
was £25, now £20, and the balls were £5 but with every £25 purchase, £5 is removed.
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

You do the math
(s)
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

Huzzah!

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

Woo!
Looks a bit short, though.
( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

No matter,
it's a hatchback.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

i fit perfectly:

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)

cor!

( dutchbird, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

HOBBIT!

(Baj has had a poo at pauls. I would give it a few mins, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

That is the greatest thing in the world
but you are a short-arse :)
( durbster has a new game on his website, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

Woo Yay, For Being So Gay
.
( Darklord, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

outstanding!
I salute you sir!
( mushybees, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

Quality!
S'gotta be cramped though, shirley?
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

The Rat Pack would be proud
I have to admit I must have missed the review of it on Top Gear though.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)

hehe
its funny coz its a real car
( Freaky Stylee, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest
( dutchbird, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

that's so very you
:)
( Staticgirl, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

arf
i want!
( MCQ is a twit. @seany85 -follow me you gimps. =D, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)

Student
?
( GeordieSteve, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

have a badly shopped meatwheels!

( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

Hahaha

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

great stuff
happy birthday!!
( lemonhead, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

Neat!
Happy belated birthday.
( Grampa, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)

Inflatable Car
That is pimp. I want one.
(duckiebuns, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)

WOW
I didn't know you were so gorgeous with such lovely hair!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 22:32, archived)

He is a bit sexy isn't he?
/fwaps
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss about a month ago, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:35, archived)

Hahaha
comedy stylings from the sunsh himself.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)

.

?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 21:26, archived)

that is hilarious.
You'll have to keep people updated on postive/negative reactions from the ladies. Given that you're still in college, it may play!
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 20 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)